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#IfCatsHadACustomerService Top List From @TalkieTags

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#IfCatsHadACustomerService
— The Grim Rieper 🫡 (@RiepTide1999) January 7, 2026
“Thank you for calling Meowcrosoft. Our IT consultant will be with you when she’s done chasing that laser.”#IfCatsHadACustomerService It wouldn't come with a smile. pic.twitter.com/EwGFZJNPTY
— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) January 7, 2026#IfCatsHadACustomerService They’d Take A Strategic Approach… pic.twitter.com/G53KGTPo9L
— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) January 7, 2026#IfCatsHadACustomerService pic.twitter.com/AmpZg6eDXs
— Kinneas – T. Tuthill (@Kinneas) January 7, 2026#IfCatsHadACustomerService you would be put on hold until naptime is over pic.twitter.com/pJqNVjSx3h
— ♡ Vivi ♡ (@LoveForArt_23) January 7, 2026The trick is aluminum foil.#IfCatsHadACustomerService pic.twitter.com/j7ovallMQW
— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) January 7, 2026Have you tried knocking it off the counter? #IfCatsHadACustomerService pic.twitter.com/9STwseCYv1
— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) January 7, 2026Hello is this Pet Smart I want to get my cat to the Ve❤️
— Justin (@fivefortweeting) January 7, 2026
Cat HISSS *Hangs Up* #IfCatsHadACustomerService pic.twitter.com/Lr3OqRLOZ4#IfCatsHadACustomerService
— Canadian Lit Chick (@ConnieLukey) January 7, 2026
free gift wrapping for felines pic.twitter.com/BoSsLipUTe#IfCatsHadACustomerService all day would be their break time pic.twitter.com/R9yu7Lg7UT
— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) January 7, 2026#IfCatsHadACustomerService, don't expect them to explain what the products are.
— SethFromThe716 (@sethfromthe716.bsky.social) 2026-01-07T03:11:51.275Z#IfCatsHadACustomerService they'd do the bare minimum, which likely wouldn't be helpful, and still expect maximum or higher tip.😼#TalkieTags #HashtagGame
— Schadenfreude (@fleurdela.bsky.social) 2026-01-07T03:10:31.534Z#IfCatsHadACustomerService I'd probably be put on hold for an hour listening to a recording of hacking up hairballs.
— Bean N. Curling (@beancurling.bsky.social) 2026-01-07T03:23:33.086Z#IfCatsHadACustomerService you'd have to call the fe-line fur help…
— Max Edge (@maxedge.bsky.social) 2026-01-07T03:24:06.332ZAnd From Both Your Hosts
#IfCatsHadACustomerService
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 7, 2026
Dinner late again! pic.twitter.com/5y7cVfl8p7#IfCatsHadACustomerService Did You REALLY Think It Would Be Helpful?!?!?!?!
— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 7, 2026
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#SayGoodbyeTo2025 Top List From @TalkieTags

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It's easy to #SayGoodbyeTo2025. pic.twitter.com/YCAcn3e7Qf
— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) December 31, 2025#SayGoodbyeTo2025 pic.twitter.com/5nZ2ZRkvoB
— Bensworld² (@Benie_ben2) December 31, 2025#SayGoodbyeTo2025
— 🎄✨️Щเℓℓїαм ℒ Ɠ◎ηℨαℓεℨ 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓪 ☃️🎅 (@firchy002) December 31, 2025
Bye, bye! pic.twitter.com/vzYuG1doXE#SayGoodbyeTo2025 This is all I have to say… pic.twitter.com/43vxKFDBvv
— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈⬛ (@DanielAshley13) December 31, 2025#SayGoodbyeTo2025 pic.twitter.com/gwQIvx3Stq
— Huewageous (@Hughesphoto) December 31, 2025#SayGoodbyeTo2025
— 🎶 Victor Overall 🎶 (@JamChrisJoy) December 31, 2025
On your way out, may I… pic.twitter.com/rLJKWMEnm1Nuff said.#SayGoodbyeTo2025 pic.twitter.com/a2Ws3P8JTh
— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) December 31, 2025#SayGoodbyeTo2025
— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) December 31, 2025
Ain't no lie, 2025 pic.twitter.com/9lASxTL80MLeaving all the traumas of 2025 behind (because I'm sure 2026 has a list of its own just lying in wait 🙀)#SayGoodbyeTo2025 pic.twitter.com/gEHGnyadqF
— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) December 31, 2025You were a interesting year full of many memes and many moments that made it not one dull day in history. As we set our eyes on 20267.❤️ #SayGoodbyeTo2025 pic.twitter.com/Yg8M2Gzatq
— Justin (@fivefortweeting) December 31, 2025#SayGoodbyeTo2025 pic.twitter.com/0ULbCTZW47
— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) December 31, 2025Good riddance. #SayGoodbyeTo2025 pic.twitter.com/ddcIKkZCAD
— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) December 31, 2025#SayGoodbyeTo2025 bottles of beer on the wall.
— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) December 31, 2025#SayGoodbyeTo2025 pic.twitter.com/MSg8tSdTof
— Kinneas – T. Tuthill (@Kinneas) December 31, 2025#SayGoodbyeTo2025 pic.twitter.com/EC4FpZexeD
— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) December 31, 2025And From Both Your Hosts
I'll #SayGoodbyeTo2025 with a little nap…same as last year! pic.twitter.com/M6TMxwTTWk
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 31, 2025#SayGoodbyeTo2025 By Sending It To A Farm Upstate
— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) December 31, 2025
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#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse Top List From @TalkieTags

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#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse had my elf beside himself pic.twitter.com/J1KIw4Su7p
— RαყȥHҽʅʅ (@rayzhell18) December 24, 2025#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse
— Pam (@PammyJC) December 24, 2025
Drama. pic.twitter.com/PxCjxO4rbdNothing Gets Inside. Get Out!#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse pic.twitter.com/5HX9tKhJMD
— Tell Ya ☃️❄️ (@telliabear) December 24, 2025Godzilla's feet.#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse pic.twitter.com/NaX5XwkPXH
— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) December 24, 2025#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse Hansel and Gretel…and my cauldron of boiling water pic.twitter.com/NGUw3ZdYVs
— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) December 24, 2025#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse an elf on the shelf.. pic.twitter.com/tIQXVgKFYI
— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) December 24, 2025Whatever is in there won't be in there long…🙀#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse pic.twitter.com/59ZpZM8t74
— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) December 24, 2025#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse pic.twitter.com/qFs20blJVN
— Adam (@ahatter21) December 24, 2025Masquerade Ball#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse pic.twitter.com/Jkp1qae1Xw
— Tell Ya ☃️❄️ (@telliabear) December 24, 2025#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse Let’s Find Out… pic.twitter.com/MEVYVW43mY
— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) December 24, 2025#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse The bones of gullible children. pic.twitter.com/wqAUVoF1US
— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) December 24, 2025#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse of horrors? 😱 pic.twitter.com/DBEMb17MQk
— RαყȥHҽʅʅ (@rayzhell18) December 24, 2025#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse intruders pic.twitter.com/k2hZg11bDR
— St.Renato😇🇳🇱DutchMartyr ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) December 24, 2025#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse
— Bodger Moore (@BodgerMoore) December 24, 2025
Problems. There's no need to sugarcoat it.#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse nothing. It should have had a load bearing beam up in there pic.twitter.com/iIAN2V8iqM
— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) December 24, 2025Nothing but frustration #WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse pic.twitter.com/AUCBQ4hcD6
— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) December 24, 2025#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHousePain
— Bean N. Curling (@beancurling.bsky.social) 2025-12-24T03:16:51.416Z#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse The Incredible Shrinking Man
— (@thomsalzman.bsky.social) 2025-12-24T03:31:50.056ZA dead guy in the corner, and a low basement ceiling, apparently#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse
— SethFromThe716 (@sethfromthe716.bsky.social) 2025-12-24T03:17:07.337ZAnd From Both Your Hosts
#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 24, 2025
You guessed it…Hats! pic.twitter.com/hHAyYNaV8g#WhatsInMyGingerbreadHouse A Sad Story
— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) December 24, 2025
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#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty Top List From @TalkieTags

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#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty pic.twitter.com/RNRi4XpK8u
— Adam (@ahatter21) December 17, 2025#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty for poor Rudolph… pic.twitter.com/n5bJMXklRY
— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) December 17, 2025#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty I brought a giant wheel of blue cheese. The host's home smelled like dirty feet within 10 minutes, making many of the attendees nauseous. pic.twitter.com/hPkNlu0Cqn
— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈⬛ (@DanielAshley13) December 17, 2025Challenged the #Christmas tree to a round of Mortal Combat#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty pic.twitter.com/ySf1AEqNuA
— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) December 17, 2025#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty
— Bill (@HotmaiBill) December 17, 2025
Being a little annoying about the blinking lights. pic.twitter.com/0KDQEHjwpkSpoke my mind. Festive mistake.#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty pic.twitter.com/kNaNdTIQkB
— AwesomeArti (@ArtiTweets) December 17, 2025#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty
— Miss Caz to you 🇪🇺🎄 (@CazEvans_Wales) December 17, 2025
I invited our Crazy Uncle 😂
. pic.twitter.com/9YlKjCdy1o#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty I Had A Smoke And Had To Be Reminded Of Everyone’s Names… pic.twitter.com/ceB6r0nzX8
— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) December 17, 2025#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty
— Canadian Lit Chick (@ConnieLukey) December 17, 2025
I peed in the punch. pic.twitter.com/y0IPsLoWNV“Let’s talk politics and religion” #HowIRuinedTheXmasParty pic.twitter.com/Yn7RdNC5Os
— BRANDON (@BrandonBurner66) December 17, 2025#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty
— Miss Caz to you 🇪🇺🎄 (@CazEvans_Wales) December 17, 2025
By speaking my mind….
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"Sorry, Barb, but your turkey sucked" 😂 pic.twitter.com/lrnbtPTnZ5#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty remains a mystery but the seventeen dead geese near the photocopier gives me a pretty good idea
— Luke (@ljd4444) December 17, 2025By hiding the utensils #HowIRuinedTheXmasParty pic.twitter.com/gFGc7DyKbz
— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) December 17, 2025When they said prepare for flurries, I thought they meant something else. #HowIRuinedTheXmasParty ❄️ pic.twitter.com/fyh6IuPito
— H U D S O N (@danielhudsonll) December 17, 2025#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty pic.twitter.com/YEgEJh0frx
— Adam (@ahatter21) December 17, 2025#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty I showed up.🤗
— justbrowsing99 (@justbrow99) December 17, 2025#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty I don’t know what you mean pic.twitter.com/hzjuz9ToNf
— CurlyTop (@ThickCurlyTop) December 17, 2025And From Both Your Hosts
#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 17, 2025
I brought Cousin Eddie… pic.twitter.com/JoyTFKdSewSharing Is Caring
— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) December 17, 2025
#HowIRuinedTheXmasParty
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#SingAChristmasCarolWrong Top List From @TalkieTags

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#SingAChristmasCarolWrong
— Golden I 🔎🇺🇦🌊🏈🎟️🏀🎶🏃🏾♂️⚾🔭📖 (@Gldni7007) December 10, 2025
I would never do that 🤭 pic.twitter.com/OYCtQ6NQaz#SingAChristmasCarolWrong
— mt neverest (@Offspring_4) December 10, 2025
We 3 kings are boring and tired pic.twitter.com/0PQoX4MqalWith much love to MAD Magazine for their contribution to my young mind#SingAChristmasCarolWrong pic.twitter.com/qaEFnwrwbR
— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) December 10, 2025Baby, it’s cold outside… but not as cold as your replies.#SingAChristmasCarolWrong pic.twitter.com/NtK2jJ1ZMM
— AwesomeArti (@ArtiTweets) December 10, 2025Jingle bells, Batman smells and Robin laid an egg #SingAChristmasCarolWrong pic.twitter.com/BiknSsZUY3
— Katattack2026🌴🌞🦩 (@Katattack2026) December 10, 2025Deck the halls with Buddy Holly
— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) December 10, 2025
#SingAChristmasCarolWrong pic.twitter.com/Hra6QxzE1N#SingAChristmasCarolWrong
— Debenezer (@DebIsGone) December 10, 2025
Deck my balls with bows and holly🎶 pic.twitter.com/iiFVwcvV9F#SingAChristmasCarolWrong
— Justin (@fivefortweeting) December 10, 2025
Rolling around the Sithmas Tree.💛 pic.twitter.com/yARPgAGQuKViolent Night #SingAChristmasCarolWrong pic.twitter.com/rSg4adPbBa
— sometimesSherry (@badpuce) December 10, 2025#SingAChristmasCarolWrong
— Kat (@kattress.bsky.social) 2025-12-10T03:13:50.524Z#SingAChristmasCarolWrong 🎶 Do you fear what I fear…
— Max Edge (@maxedge.bsky.social) 2025-12-10T03:15:38.230Z#SingAChristmasCarolWrong a wait in a manger
— Wchrisg 🇺🇦 (@wchrisg0528.bsky.social) 2025-12-10T03:17:04.395Z🦉✨#SingAChristmasCarolWrong #TalkieTags #HashtagGame
— Schadenfreude (@fleurdela.bsky.social) 2025-12-10T03:00:53.133Z#SingAChristmasCarolWrongKing Kong Merrily On High
— TTOFDWTN (@tjttotal.bsky.social) 2025-12-10T04:13:50.078ZAnd From Both Your Hosts
#SingAChristmasCarolWrong
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 10, 2025
We Wish You A Merry Catmas… pic.twitter.com/fUnESv4o8wWe WON’T Go Until We Get Some!
— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) December 10, 2025
#SingAChristmasCarolWrong
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#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole Top List From @TalkieTags

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#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole obvious drink problem pic.twitter.com/rboqDAJ571
— Luke (@ljd4444) December 3, 2025#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole
— Canadian Lit Chick (@ConnieLukey) December 3, 2025
unregulated candy cane limbo pic.twitter.com/59lwQVgOPN#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole involuntary tooth extractions as a means of torture or threat for coercive factory labor 😬 pic.twitter.com/6OqGWpcJri
— Fred (@FredTheStray) December 3, 2025#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole might mean a late Christmas. Oh, and tariffs probably as well. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/oUZCrSZ485
— Tiadwo✨️ (@tiadwo) December 3, 2025Drinking on the Job #OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole pic.twitter.com/WojraVYqSw
— Tell Ya ☃️❄️ (@telliabear) December 3, 2025#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole
— Palmer (@vasego1) December 3, 2025
Let's just say the original name for the office came from
Outlining
Santa's
Hazardous
ActionsDrugs in the workplace #OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole pic.twitter.com/cT0LBtzKP9
— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) December 3, 2025#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole the shelf is too high for the elf pic.twitter.com/mVcyoiMxrs
— mt neverest (@Offspring_4) December 3, 2025#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole
— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) December 3, 2025
Always being short staffed pic.twitter.com/ULi5t3NEvLUse protection when you sleigh #OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole pic.twitter.com/vEOoGREIJP
— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) December 3, 2025Urinals are regular size. #OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole
— .Ern (@PunkassE) December 3, 2025#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole
— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) December 3, 2025
inadequate employee dental plans… pic.twitter.com/UaCpeBkBlTBecause of #OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole Santa now outsourcing to dubious corporations pic.twitter.com/QFq8Ct8bcU
— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) December 3, 2025#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole Inhumanly cold temperatures pic.twitter.com/XfxXBtur7t
— Clint Kritzer (@ClintK64) December 3, 2025The meth lab, obviously#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole pic.twitter.com/bueJ4A4svT
— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) December 3, 2025No workers meet the height requirement to operate the forklift. #OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole
— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) December 3, 2025#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole Scabs from the Easter Bunny crossing picket lines
— Ray*mond Li*terally (@madbarrister.bsky.social) 2025-12-03T03:23:34.737ZThere's bound to be #OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole when everybody in Santa's Workshop thinks that PPE stands for Peppermint Pixie Eggnog.
— (@torgodog.bsky.social) 2025-12-03T03:44:23.818ZAnd From Both Your Hosts
#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 3, 2025
Too much yellow snow… pic.twitter.com/8646dZxD6q147
— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) December 3, 2025
#OSHAViolationsAtNorthPole
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#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory Top List From @TalkieTags

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#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory pic.twitter.com/3sMT5IZFe3
— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) November 26, 2025#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
— michael greer (@mgreer423) November 26, 2025
involves Grandpa Fred pic.twitter.com/5tCK9bdLPh#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) November 26, 2025
Eating my niece’s cooking… pic.twitter.com/JBaAvDd96N#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory An Uninvited Guest Turns Up During A Storm… pic.twitter.com/lWJJlqwv5E
— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) November 26, 2025It was served with a side of attitude!! 😜 #MyThanksgivingHorrorStory pic.twitter.com/Qz763djsqC
— Katattack2026🌴🌞🦩 (@Katattack2026) November 26, 2025#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) November 26, 2025
Invasion of the Turkey Body Snatchers? pic.twitter.com/YaBLjgnARq#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory I invited my entire family and they all showed up. Who does that??? pic.twitter.com/IfokgsqNY0
— teatime75 (@teatime75ghost) November 26, 2025My aunt puts raisins in the stuffing, and for some reason it's orange #MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
— Tell Ya ☃️❄️ (@telliabear) November 26, 2025Someone took too many deviled eggs #MyThanksgivingHorrorStory pic.twitter.com/Nlg3eN58VK
— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) November 26, 2025I slept through it.#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/bszJ0rMYp9
— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 from #NovaScotia ! (@hgmackinnon) November 26, 2025Family members drunk on Wild Turkey at each other's throats #MyThanksgivingHorrorStory pic.twitter.com/g4BZI0afoo
— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) November 26, 2025And for a side dish, screamed scorn.#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) November 26, 2025My Christian zealot sister asks me, an atheist, to give the blessing.#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory pic.twitter.com/iaRqLpWxT3
— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) November 26, 2025Mother-in-law visit #MyThanksgivingHorrorStory pic.twitter.com/i56UPRT0FX
— BRANDON (@BrandonBurner66) November 26, 2025#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory Watching "The Wizard of Oz" as the microdot kicked in. I'll never see those flying monkeys in quite the same light … especially the bespoke bolero jacket & cap ensemble with the zig-zag motif.
— M.K. Iodine (@6-string-theory.bsky.social) 2025-11-26T04:48:01.095Z#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory The bird was too big for our oven
— Wchrisg 🇺🇦 (@wchrisg0528.bsky.social) 2025-11-26T04:42:06.522Z🦃💢We have no idea how the turkey got ahold of a wrecking ball…#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory #TalkieTags #HashtagGame
— Schadenfreude (@fleurdela.bsky.social) 2025-11-26T03:08:05.227Z#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory Turkey for one
— Ray*mond Li*terally (@madbarrister.bsky.social) 2025-11-26T03:30:12.082Z#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory A friendly stranger lured all the town's children into his enchanted cornucopia, and they were never seen again after it disappeared.
— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield.bsky.social) 2025-11-26T03:44:45.951ZAnd From Both Your Hosts
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) November 26, 2025
You get to sit with my "friendly" cat… pic.twitter.com/sshQieaVrqThe Turkey Isn’t The Only Thing That’s Dry
— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) November 26, 2025
#MyThanksgivingHorrorStory
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#ATurkeysInnerThought Top List From @TalkieTags

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#ATurkeysInnerThought
— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) November 19, 2025
Could be worse, I could be an Ostrich. pic.twitter.com/m13ZCGBw7TI hope I can make it to MTV like grandma and grandpa #ATurkeysInnerThought pic.twitter.com/fmrWRsovEG
— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) November 19, 2025Eat more tofu #ATurkeysInnerThought pic.twitter.com/hAMkkU1lq5
— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) November 19, 2025#ATurkeysInnerThought
— pαѕtα αlfrєdσ 🍍 (@creativ_juices) November 19, 2025
Mr. Bean is my bf. pic.twitter.com/IThSQiUMTBI hope you washed those before you put them inside my cavity#ATurkeysInnerThought pic.twitter.com/pePegwrddF
— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) November 19, 2025#ATurkeysInnerThought?
— Barkeromo…!!! (@Barkeromo) November 19, 2025
*SPLAT* pic.twitter.com/wmXTyxGMIo#ATurkeysInnerThought
— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) November 19, 2025
Get your hand out of there immediately. There will be no stuffing pic.twitter.com/4zQPIYb4jT#ATurkeysInnerThought I hope she'll pick chicken, pork or beef this year! #homemade #homecooking pic.twitter.com/SOyDjpKuGx
— HomeCookSingleMom HappilyTakenNurse Deb (@DebRuiz319) November 19, 2025#ATurkeysInnerThought pic.twitter.com/xJglAUaZYz
— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) November 19, 2025#ATurkeysInnerThought simply can not be contained! pic.twitter.com/yT7oT5jgfZ
— Clint Kritzer (@ClintK64) November 19, 2025#ATurkeysInnerThought Crossing my talons that I get pardoned this year.
— Idontfacebook (@AmericanFarrell) November 19, 2025I must be more popular than I thought. I've never received so many dinner invitations before.#ATurkeysInnerThought
— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) November 19, 2025#ATurkeysInnerThought I hate our flag pic.twitter.com/DitGi6mCJd
— Mors Venit (@NuncMorsVenit) November 19, 2025#ATurkeysInnerThought
— pαѕtα αlfrєdσ 🍍 (@creativ_juices) November 19, 2025
We were America’s bird before the bald eagle.
The Bald Eagle only became the official National Bird on December 2024.And From Both Your Hosts
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— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) November 19, 2025*GASP*
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#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo having a cocktail pic.twitter.com/y7zP16k0pa
— Katattack2026🌴🌞🦩 (@Katattack2026) November 12, 2025#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo In This Warehouse… pic.twitter.com/frh6Wk6xkh
— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) November 12, 2025With all the missing socks#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo pic.twitter.com/PxZxnolhTp
— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) November 12, 2025#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo
— Lori Gaye (@LoriGaye1) November 12, 2025
Infiltrating unsuspecting suburban neighborhoods en masse. pic.twitter.com/GxZeZhv0Ym#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo In the trunk of a car pic.twitter.com/GDfzeRUq7m
— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈⬛ (@DanielAshley13) November 12, 2025#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo cosplaying as a dog pic.twitter.com/FIhGceR2gF
— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈⬛ (@SadlyCatless) November 12, 2025Walking the streets at night. #UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo pic.twitter.com/Ujewj2hLKc
— Clint Kritzer (@ClintK64) November 12, 2025Social Media. I think he even set up a gofindme page…#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo pic.twitter.com/9DbSQ04zPe
— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) November 12, 2025#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo At a hockey game.❤️ pic.twitter.com/AwWmYDBsUW
— Justinnnnnn ☕️ (@fivefortweeting) November 12, 2025In my DMs trying to convince me to subscribe to Waldo's OF page. I blocked him. #UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo
— kcdooog (@kcdooog) November 12, 2025#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo In a vertical striped sweatshirt.
— Idontfacebook (@AmericanFarrell) November 12, 2025Coming out of Warp Speed #UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo pic.twitter.com/iAyNYUS5EG
— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) November 12, 2025#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo
— I_like squids (@LupitasDuenna) November 12, 2025
In the Epstein files!!! pic.twitter.com/B0DzoyrEf5Robbing a bank #UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo pic.twitter.com/q7j95RoSob
— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) November 12, 2025#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo in a porn film.
— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) November 12, 2025
I'm not posting that pic.
You can imagine it on your own.And From Both Your Hosts
#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) November 12, 2025
In my hat… pic.twitter.com/86BE0OEiUQ#UnusualPlacesToFindWaldo On The News
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— 📚 Book'em Mary 📚 (@MaryG0401) November 5, 2025
I'll snuggle in my bed sooner to read pic.twitter.com/dQBngxSF4L#NowThatItsDarkEarly
— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) November 5, 2025
The freaks come out earlier pic.twitter.com/29PF9PzWKT#NowThatItsDarkEarly I need someone to light up my life. pic.twitter.com/sALjLRwGuY
— OMP 💔📿🇺🇸🇮🇪☘️🦋🚲📚📓🛬🍷 (@OMP717) November 5, 2025#NowThatItsDarkEarly I can get all that "late night" digging in my garden done before bed time. That'll sure help me empty out all those freezers in my basement. pic.twitter.com/rtM96PgS44
— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) November 5, 2025#NowThatItsDarkEarly
— Paulfoz (@paulfoz1878) November 5, 2025
I can be Batman for longer! pic.twitter.com/Leo0dzGBVn#NowThatItsDarkEarly they get to have dinner with the rest of the family pic.twitter.com/iHc8vpmJJy
— Luke (@ljd4444) November 5, 2025#NowThatItsDarkEarly I get an extra hour of the cat trying to wake me up pic.twitter.com/r83nQEPnwS
— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) November 5, 2025#NowThatItsDarkEarly
— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) November 5, 2025
I won't see the light of day til March pic.twitter.com/E8bEsQS9z3#NowThatItsDarkEarly Be Careful Who You Bump Into… pic.twitter.com/bYi8SnzyQf
— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) November 5, 20253 o’clock Beer feels right #NowThatItsDarkEarly pic.twitter.com/GqXNUVVnre
— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) November 5, 2025Shake a leg, Shorty! #NowThatItsDarkEarly, we have an extra hour of hunting time! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_noQ…
— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T03:31:02.461Z#NowThatItsDarkEarly it gives me an excuse to stay home more
— jane (@justsomelady.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T03:51:23.625Z#NowThatItsDarkEarly the mushrooms really take hold#TalkieTags #HashtagGame
— Wchrisg 🇺🇦 (@wchrisg0528.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T04:35:03.194Z#NowThatItsDarkEarly Who turned out the lights? (Well, that got dark quickly…)
— Ray*mond Li*terally (@madbarrister.bsky.social) 2025-11-05T03:02:57.572ZAnd From Both Your Hosts
#NowThatItsDarkEarly
— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) November 5, 2025
Hat off?…Nah! pic.twitter.com/IxI9Okcolu#NowThatItsDarkEarly It Usually Means I Miss Out On Sunlight
— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) November 5, 2025
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