#HowIBrokeMyResolutions
Turn on the news at any given time pic.twitter.com/nEMz0kpp1i

— Agatha Chocolats (@AgathaChocolats) January 4, 2023

Food happened #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/vaVFu02VHm

— Dan (@Danimal941) January 4, 2023

I mean, I didn’t break anything, have you checked with the dog, he should be around here somewhere.. #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/r30s15oKO7

— 🌊💙Chloe💙🌊 (@poshcloset1000) January 4, 2023

I never set them. #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/ReEK4vf0gq

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions

My new year’s resolution is to eat 1200 calories a day.
I’ve surpassed my goal every day so far! 😬😁 pic.twitter.com/9TgNfzQwHE

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions
I ate my weight in cinnamon rolls. pic.twitter.com/yagUf93g6P

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/fS1Mzo4zzt

— Dr. Carol Tilley (Bsky! Same handle) (@AnUncivilPhD) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions one day gym membership is over. pic.twitter.com/edyoDroL81

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions By being myself.🦉✨

I probably fell asleep by 9am that day, and up again around 1pm.🦉💦 pic.twitter.com/ErPjHWuStE

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) January 4, 2023

I only had one. A really big one! #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/EqNx49dVmh

— Leandra (@MsThickemsFL) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions
Might be a little fearful pic.twitter.com/8Kz2S12N1W

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions ordered plenty of pizzas to whet my appetite. pic.twitter.com/xPCnKHed5J

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/BgogPC6Reb

— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) January 4, 2023

I avoid the conversation of #HowIBrokeMyResolutions
By NOT making resolutions 🤪

— xanath a. human (@WhirledHouse) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions — My kids Christmas candy was calling my name.. pic.twitter.com/3vo9JUeW6m

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions It was ET's fault. I was going to get buff but ET changed it to 'buffet.' pic.twitter.com/3Pfio5SrWs

— SentientBunnySuit🐰 (@SuitSentient) January 4, 2023

Said I’d travel the world.
Apparently, sampling international dishes from a buffet doesn’t count.
#HowIBrokeMyResolutions

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions ? My auld langxiety surfaced.

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) January 4, 2023

Choices were made. #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/aPowQEqebq

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) January 4, 2023

slowly, and awkwardly, as my nature demands #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/TBDXVbQ7G5

— Will Myers (Mr. Stinky Chicken Man) (@Bill_CapHill) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions This is Healthy right?… pic.twitter.com/QI0hLM8up8

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions To Cut Down On My Drinking

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/SxDCDOAEpq

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 4, 2023