This year, Vincent Vega will baste the bird.
#HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/qgTvGIynR0

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey — I touched it. pic.twitter.com/YMq1EmczDh

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey I put sunglasses on it ! @TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/eyuHszR2v5

— Lori (@LoriCatanese3) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
Stuffed it.
Sorry, I was lonely.

— kcdooog (@kcdooog) November 22, 2023

Following fashion trends is #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/6oyaaq6Vh5

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) November 22, 2023

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I shoved a duck inside of a chicken inside of that turkey. But if forgot to remove the feathers. pic.twitter.com/TPHEChbNRv

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) November 22, 2023

Apparently LSD is not an appropriate seasoning. #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/OSBLllum0T

— 🎶 Victor Overall 🎶 (@JamChrisJoy) November 22, 2023

I tap danced on it. #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/uOfPcooy4e

— marc (@BadBoxArtMarc) November 22, 2023

I thought baby oil would give it a nice brown…#HowIRuinedTheTurkey

— Wendy Marcinkiewicz (@WendyMarcinkie1) November 22, 2023

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Put a hat on it pic.twitter.com/pQJM2RJDEN

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
My oven got stuck on Preheat. pic.twitter.com/tG9J47qtPw

— Mike (@ItalianTexans) November 22, 2023

I dressed her up. #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/1jmrnksmCQ

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) November 22, 2023

Making turducken, but in a human centipede sort of arrangement. #HowIRuinedTheTurkey

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
I broke the tin opener getting it out of the can. pic.twitter.com/u8AJj40aN6

— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
Used it for a game of touch football before it thawed.

— B. R.Nekked selflessly (@BRNekked42) November 22, 2023

It was way under done #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/3k9PvrvA2M

— Robert (@RobRichendollar) November 22, 2023

The Bumpuses are the nice family who moved in next door. I hear they're dog lovers. #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/pwqogijJVe

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey my carving skills are not what they should be pic.twitter.com/w5IH7r4v9f

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) November 22, 2023

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I turned around for 5 seconds… pic.twitter.com/E62lbnuDEL

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) November 22, 2023

Bless You!

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/UpQAqxLLSq

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) November 22, 2023