#IfAliensAbductedMe
They better bring my dog pic.twitter.com/KOPg6WugxW

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I’d threaten them with an Atari 2600 cartridge if they didn’t put me back down pic.twitter.com/vSjBxhDrHz

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 24, 2024

I’d confuse them with a phone. #IfAliensAbductedMe pic.twitter.com/uXhU0JuzDo

— Cheryl Superczynski (@csupe) January 24, 2024

They would ask for tree fiddy. #IfAliensAbductedMe pic.twitter.com/G7z2Z0GDcv

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe

I'd introduce them to my Demons as well 😂🥰 pic.twitter.com/iAmlGiCiHO

— ☛ 𝐂𝐚𝐳 #𝐅𝐁𝐏𝐄 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 (@Caz_Cymru) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe it means they've raised their standards. pic.twitter.com/PAfBofcnM2

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe they’d probably want me to choose “in or out” just like humans pic.twitter.com/GhAxC5Fr87

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I'd get them high pic.twitter.com/7i3wxWwKSG

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe All I ask if for high speed internet. pic.twitter.com/pMoiS7vYxJ

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I would go on SNL to talk about it. pic.twitter.com/HDECVmyYYB

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 24, 2024

I’d introduce them to mariachi music #IfAliensAbductedMe pic.twitter.com/6PMYvWgprJ

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I would probably have a good time pic.twitter.com/6cETbc6tgJ

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe ? Hopefully it’s the mother ship… pic.twitter.com/cxxB2he7Gb

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I wonder if I'd be able to call into work and let them know what's up. 📞👽 Hello?! pic.twitter.com/SYEJqwaUEU

— 🇺🇦 Max O'Vermin 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I would have only one question. pic.twitter.com/as3MOYBTu6

— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀🎟️🎶🏃🏾‍♂️🔭 (@Gldni7007) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I’d teach them some kickin’ dance moves! pic.twitter.com/DUVkltPi9c

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I hope they look like Alf. pic.twitter.com/KrIwqbW5zY

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe they'd do a U-turn and drop me back off because I ask too many questions and wouldnt stop touching shit

— BUDTENDER BETTY🌱 (@PETTYBO0P) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
They would probably send me right back… pic.twitter.com/zHpk4wcMtc

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe Would They Let Me Play With Their Toys?

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/WsfQYGDW8C

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 24, 2024