Hashtag Game Top Lists

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
Wonka.
Willy Wonka. pic.twitter.com/oX30f9LWWv

— B. R.Nekked selflessly (@BRNekked42) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/F7lQjTQyG1

— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ (@SadlyCatless) March 1, 2023

Where is fancy bread? Aisle 12 #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/JQyyf3eVC6

— Dont Think So (@DontThinkso555) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/Zu7kwaZeOz

— Elle 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Karl_Gray1210) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid Laces Out! pic.twitter.com/8IjBovrMAe

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid If oompa loompa's bleed, we can kill them pic.twitter.com/lbdmY0QN0X

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid not to pee in the chocolate river

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid

🎶…They say
2000, zero-zero, party over, oops, out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
Yeah, yeah, shh…🎶@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/ffmA6eKdgd

— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 from #NovaScotia ! (@hgmackinnon) March 1, 2023

I'm proud to say that we've gone 1,000 days without an accident. #WillyWonkaNeverSaid

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid life was like a box of chocolates, that was Forrest's momma pic.twitter.com/CissjRLJCz

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid okay, team, we’re switching production solely to carob!

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) March 1, 2023

You can lick the wall socket but not the wallpaper.
Wait…strike that. Reverse it. #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/JuCOBRbb7Y

— Cheryl Z (@FeralCherylZ) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. pic.twitter.com/AjUm8vI4TV

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) March 1, 2023

My products are 100% approved by the American Diabetes Association #WillyWonkaNeverSaid

— Rob_Putnam (@wonkazone) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid welcome to the all you can eat buffet pic.twitter.com/DITeHbL6CW

— Diana 🍃 (@ddiiaannaaP3) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid how good oompa loompas taste pic.twitter.com/KoDcmuKPxb

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) March 1, 2023

You’re gonna need a bigger boat #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/3BPLiemCKH

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid the name Candyman five times while looking at a mirror. pic.twitter.com/IxWBBSy4ik

— Christopher Moss 📝📼📽️ (@daddy2the3) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid How many… pic.twitter.com/YCXr9xJKjj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 1, 2023

Thoughts On Grandpa Joe

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/N9wyooosIX

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 1, 2023

Damn…they stole the toilet.

Now, we have nothing to go on. #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/LD2dRbG9G6

— CK (@charley_ck14) February 22, 2023

Just clean it up #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/rL9Z9jIqY0

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 22, 2023

🦉💤

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/wSdGw5xdiS

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation
Doing the chalk outline before they're dead pic.twitter.com/l2UisfFNkx

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) February 22, 2023

Way to go detective butterfingers #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/mrF9cI2FQY

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation
Stumbling all over the scene pic.twitter.com/tJ95yxA5CQ

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/K8IVfryGX8

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation put that down lady ….can't u see this is a crime scene? pic.twitter.com/OZKXtmXOma

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation when you can’t come up with ‘one more thing’ pic.twitter.com/dadq0tQkMD

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) February 22, 2023

Dog was a victim of a Crime Scene.💚#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/Efw5kBhDrt

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 22, 2023

Always blaming the butler #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/Gx2lTnD4Bd

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation When you just give up on your search! pic.twitter.com/zjN8gcuKKL

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation Spilled the evidence. pic.twitter.com/4urqZsDzg6

— Derrold (@derrold) February 22, 2023

Using a caricature artist to draw the suspect based on witness testimony #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/UdlTw1Ox3T

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) February 22, 2023

Yeah, the yellow tape is really just a suggestion. #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/bBmcPP80ZO

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation It was the um… the Butler! pic.twitter.com/JtaL1IJAvj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 22, 2023

Why Didn’t They Put Down A “Wet Floor” Sign?!?!?!

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/HGylPM7WAz

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 22, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong
Odd choice in Poe-try… pic.twitter.com/o5HvL2eoWn

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) February 15, 2023

The cake I ordered #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/tZ9cBjcW3Y

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 15, 2023

You gave her flours instead of flowers❤️ #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/oFWKLgSHtn

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 15, 2023

Wait it is Valentine’s Day?#HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/Fvz8UFrdd8

— Robert (@RobRichendollar) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong When you finally got your first date! pic.twitter.com/jeDIqZjH1q

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/3tiyHd36f4

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) February 15, 2023

She found the rough draft to your love note. #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/ccZaiUR7zB

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong The store ran out of chocolate, but I had some candy in the pantry pic.twitter.com/jvfKWhq9Ph

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) February 15, 2023

I finally just today got that email from 2002 with someone requesting a Nick/Aaron Carter doppelganger to be their Valentine's date #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/u2FTF77PqU

— Charles Chase (@IAmCharlesChase) February 15, 2023

I realized something #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/kAGvDkNNg8

— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀🎟️🎶🏃🏾‍♂️🔭 (@Gldni7007) February 15, 2023

On your way to the steakhouse, she announced that she's vegan now. #HowValentinesDayWentWrong

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) February 15, 2023

The chocolate costume almost melted.#HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/JBCwJR60Of

— LisetteInBlue 🟦 (@bookgirl8) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong *points frantically at everything*

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong
Love on the rockspic.twitter.com/ilxFXYjzlr

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong I showed up… pic.twitter.com/G9h7rFR3Zy

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) February 15, 2023

I said she could tie me up and do whatever she liked. 5 minutes later I heard her drive off. #HowValentinesDayWentWrong

— SentientBunnySuit🐰 (@SuitSentient) February 15, 2023

Bad attempt at hypnosis #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/cxKxB7o86s

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong Too many candles… pic.twitter.com/Ayujr715l4

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 15, 2023

Before It Even Started!

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/zbiRbj632f

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 15, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/mFOiDStRaq

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid — I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
What he was really thinking…. pic.twitter.com/sDC8KoQQNE

— ♡ Becca ♡ (@Good_Ole_Bebs) February 8, 2023

Usually it takes 3 or more arrows #ThingsCupidNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/KJgBuzZqIY

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid I need about tree fiddy pic.twitter.com/NpVVxKd2on

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) February 8, 2023

I mean, love is cool and all, but once it's a career, jeez it's just a job.#ThingsCupidNeverSaid

— 𝗚𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁 (@GhostHDentist) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid

Bond. James Bond. pic.twitter.com/VedlhP42wm

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) February 8, 2023

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him love #ThingsCupidNeverSaid

— Dan (@Danimal941) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
Love Me Tinder ❤️💀 pic.twitter.com/h9jKnozAoE

— Midwest Crypt Keeper 💀 (@CryptMidwest) February 8, 2023

"Where tf are Comet, Donner, & Blitzen?"#ThingsCupidNeverSaid@TalkieTags

— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 from #NovaScotia ! (@hgmackinnon) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
New phone, who dis?

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) February 8, 2023

Can someone change my diaper please? #ThingsCupidNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/ZNEJ7h2LJF

— Dont Think So (@DontThinkso555) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid spend time alone. pic.twitter.com/Ku5oeNJLSf

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid If you carry a bow and arrow around nobody notices you're wearing a diaper.

— SentientBunnySuit🐰 (@SuitSentient) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid ON MY COMMAND…..UNLEASH HELL!!!! pic.twitter.com/olDxpFhGUo

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid No soup for You pic.twitter.com/NUiwOj6f8i

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 8, 2023

"Yeah, I shot you in the dick. I'm Eros, mf. God of love AND sex."🖕

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid Hello?!… pic.twitter.com/sQQRpvBC2V

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 8, 2023

You’re On Your Own

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/N0veMKAu7a

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 8, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches — I'd like to thank the cashier at 7/11 for helping me with my caffeine addiction..and oh yeah my mom too.

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) February 1, 2023

So I have a microphone and you all don’t so you bloody well listen to every word that I will say.💚#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/LI7KEtXyz7

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 1, 2023

I’d like to thank Oscar AND Meyer #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches thanksss pic.twitter.com/xeGtD6dI1D

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/vqqmn3C9LJ

— Allison in CO🗻🐕🥾🐾 (@Allison_in_CO) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
I love my dogs. pic.twitter.com/aUyjm2fBq5

— Patricia Rae (@thePatriciaRae) February 1, 2023

Thanks for the Oscar. I wonder how much I can pawn this for? #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— ✝️ Mr. T ✝️ (@TuttlePatriarch) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
I'm so excited pic.twitter.com/ynjj3Z5b01

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) February 1, 2023

Thank you, but honestly I’m much happier about my golden globe award!#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches😾 pic.twitter.com/7avw9BVEsx

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) February 1, 2023

Can't stay too long, I hear some noises. Gotta go. #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/RHtqDYRCsd

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches Thank you. I need to make this quick. My car is double parked outside. See ya!

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

AGGG ROOO RAGG ROOOOGGHH!🏆#BestSupportingActor Chewbacca #wookiee #starwars ✨ pic.twitter.com/w4ZhQOmg6P

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) February 1, 2023

YEET 🤠 #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— ♓︎ ✵ 🐟 ✵ ❥ (@dreamyidealist4) February 1, 2023

I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille. #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/rIbNZjGgBm

— Holly C. Fossi🟦 (@HollyCFossi) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
.
See that? Acting.

— Ray*mond Li*terally (@madbarrister) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
Here's to the UK weather 🥂 pic.twitter.com/19hKGLZEPH

— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) February 1, 2023

I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed. Thank you. Bye.
#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/KkqkvELMh8

— Brīan Whɛlmîngly🌻 (@OhWhelm) February 1, 2023

Interpretative Dancing…#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/m7ScK4U1qZ

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 1, 2023

Think I Brought The Wrong Speech

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/wXLIVYTTu5

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 1, 2023

Oh, I needed this. This hot shower feels so good…#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/yPXDZiLI6r

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong fell asleep. pic.twitter.com/9BWx84gcCY

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong just keep a snack nearby…#dogtweet #dogsoftwitter pic.twitter.com/blGzxdCSEr

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong I try a little lavender pic.twitter.com/vEiwuUBplj

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) January 25, 2023

Me, taking a few moments for a relaxing cup of coffee… #WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/5RCMeQl5Rl

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong it means you're out of beer. pic.twitter.com/Lfe14A4ZVe

— AJ (@AJradiobaybay) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong children must be involved pic.twitter.com/iYskkbTYMw

— KimDifford (@DiffordKim) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong it’s called Anxiety… pic.twitter.com/XtcloEeOk5

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong

No caption needed pic.twitter.com/dbPsP8ykib

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong

The idea of having time to relax causes anxiety… pic.twitter.com/NFO0i5IofK

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) January 25, 2023

I couldn't see because of the cucumbers!🥒🦉💦

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/NWxSqhAGfh

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) January 25, 2023

Somebody replaced my white noise sounds with Norwegian death metal. #WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/lxkYKPFk6Y

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong oops. pic.twitter.com/KLgYfJO1yq

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/77I5v2Gkef

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) January 25, 2023

Clothing gets too restrictive #WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/VVIYcnhKUp

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) January 25, 2023

Frankie didn't say to, but you did anyways and now you're out of the game #WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/Hc2QvnKJ1Z

— Dan (@Danimal941) January 25, 2023

The cat sitting patiently waiting for food at 3am in the morning #WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/KoRsAMBZ1k

— Julia Gulia (@SwimmerJlo) January 25, 2023

Feels like someone is watching you…#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/fqz2BXPDfV

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 25, 2023

As Soon As I Get Settled And Comfy

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/19PV7oo68g

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 25, 2023

Microwave some popcorn in the microwave (and then wait for it to burn). #HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/4Pq2UrwQNw

— John Reyes (@2pogi4u) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers I show up at the office.

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers

I MAY be a bit loud 😅😅 pic.twitter.com/28nxx0h1Ma

— Just Erin 🍷🦄 (@ErinBode) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers
By flicking the light switch and playing Pennywise's laugh on my phone pic.twitter.com/P2Nff8S7Hx

— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) January 18, 2023

I lace their sandwiches #HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/3IpL8l2uux

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers

Hashtagging during work hours pic.twitter.com/peI5kGCmYA

— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) January 18, 2023

My hardware troubleshooting techniques#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/r2FwN6uMRH

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers
I sleep with the boss. pic.twitter.com/ChpMq5QChH

— Cody_mode (@cody_bella_luna) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers Humor! First and always.

Dare I use this one more time?! Umm, of course!✌️🏽 pic.twitter.com/Jl2nfYf99h

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) January 18, 2023

Make thinly-veiled threats #HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/a3JMTHXjT8

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers
I randomly put my phone on page and yell "Captain Kirk to the bridge, Captain Kirk to the bridge." pic.twitter.com/aCbRBiJZ9m

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers by existing pic.twitter.com/8YVC7bDd2Q

— Bony Xcribe ☠️🖤 (@bonyscribe) January 18, 2023

Telling them what day it is every Wednesday.❤️ #HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/7vfYAu9ij3

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) January 18, 2023

Brew so much coffee they get 2nd hand caffeine rushes.☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/A7fb8xtO5k

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers call Jesus. pic.twitter.com/MSGL0matFL

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) January 18, 2023

Citing regulation and policy 🙄🫣#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers

— Ms. Winston Smith (@judenmarysmomma) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers by making the most annoying sound in the world pic.twitter.com/TKVaIyXIbN

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers

By telling them that they're just figments of my fevered imagination.

— DemandToBeHeard (@idtbh1) January 18, 2023

With old school paper airplanes of course…#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/wuyVcti90w

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers Apparently My Breath Isn’t The Freshest

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Wuud32FpGm

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 18, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee happen when there is no food in my bowl. No chow, no caffeine—that’s the rule…😼 pic.twitter.com/8B0mVBRMr9

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee
Make you turn green pic.twitter.com/37MESYISVm

— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) January 11, 2023

Sounds like I'm calling in sick #MorningsWithoutCoffee pic.twitter.com/ynIsk9X69E

— Dan (@Danimal941) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee just aren't worth it pic.twitter.com/6VFfgV5fNp

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee may result in me forgetting things pic.twitter.com/EAfbeuEBUi

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee would be mournings without coffee pic.twitter.com/REPaWijY6D

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee I start hallucinating. pic.twitter.com/HY7MCL5mbp

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee I don't know what you mean, what are you even talking about???

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee is like every other morning because I don't drink it, hot chocolate is my hot drink of choice pic.twitter.com/5N1v1Rhz7h

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) January 11, 2023

Sorry, but there is just NO such thing as #MorningsWithoutCoffee. Go peddle your negativity somewhere else, pal. #coffeetweet ☕️☕️☕️ pic.twitter.com/wpvVgt0wmx

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee beg questions… pic.twitter.com/gN5WWS0vvF

— 🇺🇦 Max O'Vermin 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee is an urban myth. They don't exist. I refuse to accept the very concept. pic.twitter.com/C8XJGgNAzn

— Tom Gardiner (@Thogar) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee are not in my best interest. pic.twitter.com/lDfAfhXND0

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee make me feel doggone tired. pic.twitter.com/uyNxIPsNyI

— The Ghost of Mrs P. (@MrsPretorius2) January 11, 2023

I swear I could practically fall asleep waiting for this bus…#MorningsWithoutCoffee pic.twitter.com/qboRofkeIw

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee happened just about every morning for me except on special occasions.
I like my teeth The way they are thank you.

— danny kean (@dannykeanmusic) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee….. wait! That’s a thing?! Tell me that’s not a thing? 😳🤬 pic.twitter.com/D8HdecIMk5

— Lisa Bartrug (@LilOkie76) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee What am I supposed to do with my Bailey's Irish Cream if there's no coffee? pic.twitter.com/ynsYElT2hB

— Bella (@BellaLaRue1) January 11, 2023

Starting my #MorningsWithoutCoffee means somebody's going to be dead by afternoon. pic.twitter.com/bWgTJUBLq5

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) January 11, 2023

I turn into a vicious Lion…#MorningsWithoutCoffee pic.twitter.com/Deexuz5ZVg

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee I’m Like A Zombie

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/I0hG49tYzV

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 11, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions
Turn on the news at any given time pic.twitter.com/nEMz0kpp1i

— Agatha Chocolats (@AgathaChocolats) January 4, 2023

Food happened #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/vaVFu02VHm

— Dan (@Danimal941) January 4, 2023

I mean, I didn’t break anything, have you checked with the dog, he should be around here somewhere.. #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/r30s15oKO7

— 🌊💙Chloe💙🌊 (@poshcloset1000) January 4, 2023

I never set them. #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/ReEK4vf0gq

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions

My new year’s resolution is to eat 1200 calories a day.
I’ve surpassed my goal every day so far! 😬😁 pic.twitter.com/9TgNfzQwHE

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions
I ate my weight in cinnamon rolls. pic.twitter.com/yagUf93g6P

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/fS1Mzo4zzt

— Dr. Carol Tilley (Bsky! Same handle) (@AnUncivilPhD) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions one day gym membership is over. pic.twitter.com/edyoDroL81

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions By being myself.🦉✨

I probably fell asleep by 9am that day, and up again around 1pm.🦉💦 pic.twitter.com/ErPjHWuStE

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) January 4, 2023

I only had one. A really big one! #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/EqNx49dVmh

— Leandra (@MsThickemsFL) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions
Might be a little fearful pic.twitter.com/8Kz2S12N1W

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions ordered plenty of pizzas to whet my appetite. pic.twitter.com/xPCnKHed5J

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/BgogPC6Reb

— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) January 4, 2023

I avoid the conversation of #HowIBrokeMyResolutions
By NOT making resolutions 🤪

— xanath a. human (@WhirledHouse) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions — My kids Christmas candy was calling my name.. pic.twitter.com/3vo9JUeW6m

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions It was ET's fault. I was going to get buff but ET changed it to 'buffet.' pic.twitter.com/3Pfio5SrWs

— SentientBunnySuit🐰 (@SuitSentient) January 4, 2023

Said I’d travel the world.
Apparently, sampling international dishes from a buffet doesn’t count.
#HowIBrokeMyResolutions

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions ? My auld langxiety surfaced.

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) January 4, 2023

Choices were made. #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/aPowQEqebq

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) January 4, 2023

slowly, and awkwardly, as my nature demands #HowIBrokeMyResolutions pic.twitter.com/TBDXVbQ7G5

— Will Myers (Mr. Stinky Chicken Man) (@Bill_CapHill) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions This is Healthy right?… pic.twitter.com/QI0hLM8up8

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 4, 2023

#HowIBrokeMyResolutions To Cut Down On My Drinking

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/SxDCDOAEpq

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 4, 2023

Bad kiss at midnight #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/VoLn9ovZao

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) December 28, 2022

You stay up all night and only kiss you get is dog❤️ #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/zY0zWxAPss

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) December 28, 2022

#NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong
forgot to change my clock from daylight savings

— Skram (@pharmcat87) December 28, 2022

#NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong
That Debbie downer guy shows up! pic.twitter.com/kaBCdFeuhC

— 📚 Book'em Mary 📚 (@MaryG0401) December 28, 2022

Oh, you were there last year? #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong

— Danny Muffintop (@DannyMUFFINtop) December 28, 2022

#NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong the dog got into the nachos pic.twitter.com/iyjcG9zx0u

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) December 28, 2022

Play dress ups – wrong occasion #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/BL6I96CYpD

— mila (@mila255h) December 28, 2022

When somebody spikes the fresh-squeezed orange juice #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/TzjDtvUj5A

— 60s Batman ➐ (@60s_Batman) December 28, 2022

#NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong you try something totally stupid pic.twitter.com/qQAALuHxLZ

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) December 28, 2022

It’s your turn to change the diaper of the guest dressed as the New Years baby. #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) December 28, 2022

It’s 10 o’clock can you all please go home already? #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/WYejwhPBzN

— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ (@SadlyCatless) December 28, 2022

#NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong Too grossed out to kiss anyone at midnight, happy New year! 🥳🍾🪩 pic.twitter.com/MqIujn6cJV

— Hadel S. Ma'ayeh (@Hadel) December 28, 2022

The squirrels ate all the pizza #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/KwDVyCSexM

— WillaTraleeFiona✨ (@WTFMahon) December 28, 2022

No one makes it to midnight. #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/hi3VEC7bHa

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) December 28, 2022

Anyone want to play a game? #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/rKhC2y8um1

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) December 28, 2022

Beastie Boys showed up #NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/qjiMtzfTIZ

— Sain'tRenato♓PastorLazyBones 😇🤓🍄🎱🇳🇱 (@WhyHelloRenato) December 28, 2022

#NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong Oops wrong plug… pic.twitter.com/3Sj7S1pmk0

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 28, 2022

Look, I Got A Confetti Shooter!

#NewYearsPartiesGoneWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/rSpGJaXSA1

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) December 28, 2022