Hashtag Game Top Lists

#InGrandmasKitchen an ice box pic.twitter.com/8ndFvdkOFt

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) March 15, 2023

Batter #InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/BCKh1jppvi

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) March 15, 2023

I was always in the cabinets #InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/5hS979xAPr

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen she’s making me a snack pic.twitter.com/YTGzywndpb

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen is a smoke detector with the batteries taken out because it was always going off when she cooked.

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen Everything was on a goddam doily. pic.twitter.com/1XepXRfhRl

— joel (@jpostman) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen recipes are followed from memory pic.twitter.com/wxfx4uSQZn

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) March 15, 2023

To go food might be in a cleaned out container . . .#InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/3Xq3YDuXz0

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen The Rolling pin is welded like Nunchucks

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) March 15, 2023

A lot of Snapchat photo sessions with Noni 😂😂 #InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/WogTXXYJtC

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) March 15, 2023

What happens in Grandma's kitchen
Stays
#InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/YJWFDEYest

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen It's still 1956 pic.twitter.com/GVWDV1htHW

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen she had both the spices, salt and pepper. Needless to say, Nana was not a very creative cook.

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen There's a giant fork and spoon pic.twitter.com/eAs4lsaQTp

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen
she brewed up the "tea" she found in my room pic.twitter.com/P5D7MwMVph

— michael greer (@mgreer423) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen
A can of Tang just like her:
Dry, orange and has been around since they put a man on the moon.

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen That's not Cookies… pic.twitter.com/BCNTxrXTSE

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 15, 2023

“Have You Eaten Today?”

#InGrandmasKitchen
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/43e2GJW6RT

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 15, 2023

Dick VanDyke got high on bath salts and drove Chitty Chitty Bang Bang into a fucking oak tree. #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/wHpnu4c92N

— Unnecessary Gary (@GaryUnnecessary) March 8, 2023

Aurora became addicted to sleeping pills

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/vFKF9BmLuV

— Alex G. (@alextweetr) March 8, 2023

Scar was done being mocked. Soon, everyone who had mocked him would also be done.#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/VzBurKti7j

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
Cinderella divorced Prince Charming after he ran off with another man. She recycled the slipper into a martini glass and vowed to never again marry a guy who’s really into shoes. 🚩 pic.twitter.com/TWxm4sQBqF

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) March 8, 2023

Snow White makes her own apples.#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/1goa1U1Q3w

— Anakin's Lightsaber (@skywalker_saber) March 8, 2023

Cinderella's 1st order of business as a royal, have her stepsisters beheaded and stepmother drawn and quartered. Thier heads are put on display in the dungeon #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— Isaac pollack (@Penguinbandito) March 8, 2023

And it turns out, he didn't have the extra. #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/kvZNsa47BD

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) March 8, 2023

Old Yeller goes full on Cujo…#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) March 8, 2023

Mickey goes fishing and ends up getting Jason Voorhees on he’s fishing hook.♥️ #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/ahh6EOqYMx

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) March 8, 2023

Ariel’s marriage to Eric ended over alcohol.
He loved her, but didn’t like that she drank like a fish.
#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) March 8, 2023

You humans are making up #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies ? Have none of you seen how “Old Yeller” ends?

(Great, now The Human is upset thinking about the end—gotta get some tissues…) pic.twitter.com/QKeoC0GydM

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) March 8, 2023

"And what is this act called?"
"The Aristocats!"#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) March 8, 2023

Snow White is pregnant but by who…?#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/p5FY1DkmAi

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) March 8, 2023

Sorry, Herbie, but with the high price of gas we just can’t afford to feed you anymore. #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/GJUfXpH5Db

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
When Sleeping Beauty doesn't appreciate being woken uppic.twitter.com/FJpp4kOC0R

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies After the events of Sword in the Stone, Arthur grows up and sires an illegitimate son who eventually tries to overthrow him, and in the end they kill each other. pic.twitter.com/4eceyiarEu

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
Princess Jasmine allegedly fed Aladdin to Rajah. pic.twitter.com/c5OMRSwWsB

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) March 8, 2023

Tinkerbell flew into a bug light and got zapped #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/AVd83OKHFp

— Absurd’s The Word (@absurdstheword) March 8, 2023

Ariel needed a bigger boat…#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/PbHpOnOHtH

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 8, 2023

“The Little Mermaid”

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/T5Zu2uselD

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 8, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
Wonka.
Willy Wonka. pic.twitter.com/oX30f9LWWv

— B. R.Nekked selflessly (@BRNekked42) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/F7lQjTQyG1

— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ (@SadlyCatless) March 1, 2023

Where is fancy bread? Aisle 12 #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/JQyyf3eVC6

— Dont Think So (@DontThinkso555) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/Zu7kwaZeOz

— Elle 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Karl_Gray1210) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid Laces Out! pic.twitter.com/8IjBovrMAe

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid If oompa loompa's bleed, we can kill them pic.twitter.com/lbdmY0QN0X

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid not to pee in the chocolate river

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid

🎶…They say
2000, zero-zero, party over, oops, out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
Yeah, yeah, shh…🎶@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/ffmA6eKdgd

— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 from #NovaScotia ! (@hgmackinnon) March 1, 2023

I'm proud to say that we've gone 1,000 days without an accident. #WillyWonkaNeverSaid

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid life was like a box of chocolates, that was Forrest's momma pic.twitter.com/CissjRLJCz

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid okay, team, we’re switching production solely to carob!

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) March 1, 2023

You can lick the wall socket but not the wallpaper.
Wait…strike that. Reverse it. #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/JuCOBRbb7Y

— Cheryl Z (@FeralCherylZ) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. pic.twitter.com/AjUm8vI4TV

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) March 1, 2023

My products are 100% approved by the American Diabetes Association #WillyWonkaNeverSaid

— Rob_Putnam (@wonkazone) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid welcome to the all you can eat buffet pic.twitter.com/DITeHbL6CW

— Diana 🍃 (@ddiiaannaaP3) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid how good oompa loompas taste pic.twitter.com/KoDcmuKPxb

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) March 1, 2023

You’re gonna need a bigger boat #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/3BPLiemCKH

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid the name Candyman five times while looking at a mirror. pic.twitter.com/IxWBBSy4ik

— Christopher Moss 📝📼📽️ (@daddy2the3) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid How many… pic.twitter.com/YCXr9xJKjj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 1, 2023

Thoughts On Grandpa Joe

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/N9wyooosIX

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 1, 2023

Damn…they stole the toilet.

Now, we have nothing to go on. #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/LD2dRbG9G6

— CK (@charley_ck14) February 22, 2023

Just clean it up #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/rL9Z9jIqY0

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 22, 2023

🦉💤

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/wSdGw5xdiS

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation
Doing the chalk outline before they're dead pic.twitter.com/l2UisfFNkx

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) February 22, 2023

Way to go detective butterfingers #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/mrF9cI2FQY

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation
Stumbling all over the scene pic.twitter.com/tJ95yxA5CQ

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/K8IVfryGX8

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation put that down lady ….can't u see this is a crime scene? pic.twitter.com/OZKXtmXOma

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation when you can’t come up with ‘one more thing’ pic.twitter.com/dadq0tQkMD

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) February 22, 2023

Dog was a victim of a Crime Scene.💚#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/Efw5kBhDrt

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 22, 2023

Always blaming the butler #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/Gx2lTnD4Bd

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation When you just give up on your search! pic.twitter.com/zjN8gcuKKL

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation Spilled the evidence. pic.twitter.com/4urqZsDzg6

— Derrold (@derrold) February 22, 2023

Using a caricature artist to draw the suspect based on witness testimony #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/UdlTw1Ox3T

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) February 22, 2023

Yeah, the yellow tape is really just a suggestion. #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/bBmcPP80ZO

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation It was the um… the Butler! pic.twitter.com/JtaL1IJAvj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 22, 2023

Why Didn’t They Put Down A “Wet Floor” Sign?!?!?!

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/HGylPM7WAz

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 22, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong
Odd choice in Poe-try… pic.twitter.com/o5HvL2eoWn

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) February 15, 2023

The cake I ordered #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/tZ9cBjcW3Y

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 15, 2023

You gave her flours instead of flowers❤️ #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/oFWKLgSHtn

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 15, 2023

Wait it is Valentine’s Day?#HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/Fvz8UFrdd8

— Robert (@RobRichendollar) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong When you finally got your first date! pic.twitter.com/jeDIqZjH1q

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/3tiyHd36f4

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) February 15, 2023

She found the rough draft to your love note. #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/ccZaiUR7zB

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong The store ran out of chocolate, but I had some candy in the pantry pic.twitter.com/jvfKWhq9Ph

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) February 15, 2023

I finally just today got that email from 2002 with someone requesting a Nick/Aaron Carter doppelganger to be their Valentine's date #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/u2FTF77PqU

— Charles Chase (@IAmCharlesChase) February 15, 2023

I realized something #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/kAGvDkNNg8

— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀🎟️🎶🏃🏾‍♂️🔭 (@Gldni7007) February 15, 2023

On your way to the steakhouse, she announced that she's vegan now. #HowValentinesDayWentWrong

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) February 15, 2023

The chocolate costume almost melted.#HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/JBCwJR60Of

— LisetteInBlue 🟦 (@bookgirl8) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong *points frantically at everything*

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong
Love on the rockspic.twitter.com/ilxFXYjzlr

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong I showed up… pic.twitter.com/G9h7rFR3Zy

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) February 15, 2023

I said she could tie me up and do whatever she liked. 5 minutes later I heard her drive off. #HowValentinesDayWentWrong

— SentientBunnySuit🐰 (@SuitSentient) February 15, 2023

Bad attempt at hypnosis #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/cxKxB7o86s

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong Too many candles… pic.twitter.com/Ayujr715l4

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 15, 2023

Before It Even Started!

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/zbiRbj632f

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 15, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/mFOiDStRaq

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid — I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
What he was really thinking…. pic.twitter.com/sDC8KoQQNE

— ♡ Becca ♡ (@Good_Ole_Bebs) February 8, 2023

Usually it takes 3 or more arrows #ThingsCupidNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/KJgBuzZqIY

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid I need about tree fiddy pic.twitter.com/NpVVxKd2on

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) February 8, 2023

I mean, love is cool and all, but once it's a career, jeez it's just a job.#ThingsCupidNeverSaid

— 𝗚𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁 (@GhostHDentist) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid

Bond. James Bond. pic.twitter.com/VedlhP42wm

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) February 8, 2023

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him love #ThingsCupidNeverSaid

— Dan (@Danimal941) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
Love Me Tinder ❤️💀 pic.twitter.com/h9jKnozAoE

— Midwest Crypt Keeper 💀 (@CryptMidwest) February 8, 2023

"Where tf are Comet, Donner, & Blitzen?"#ThingsCupidNeverSaid@TalkieTags

— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 from #NovaScotia ! (@hgmackinnon) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
New phone, who dis?

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) February 8, 2023

Can someone change my diaper please? #ThingsCupidNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/ZNEJ7h2LJF

— Dont Think So (@DontThinkso555) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid spend time alone. pic.twitter.com/Ku5oeNJLSf

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid If you carry a bow and arrow around nobody notices you're wearing a diaper.

— SentientBunnySuit🐰 (@SuitSentient) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid ON MY COMMAND…..UNLEASH HELL!!!! pic.twitter.com/olDxpFhGUo

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid No soup for You pic.twitter.com/NUiwOj6f8i

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 8, 2023

"Yeah, I shot you in the dick. I'm Eros, mf. God of love AND sex."🖕

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid Hello?!… pic.twitter.com/sQQRpvBC2V

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 8, 2023

You’re On Your Own

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/N0veMKAu7a

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 8, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches — I'd like to thank the cashier at 7/11 for helping me with my caffeine addiction..and oh yeah my mom too.

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) February 1, 2023

So I have a microphone and you all don’t so you bloody well listen to every word that I will say.💚#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/LI7KEtXyz7

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 1, 2023

I’d like to thank Oscar AND Meyer #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches thanksss pic.twitter.com/xeGtD6dI1D

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/vqqmn3C9LJ

— Allison in CO🗻🐕🥾🐾 (@Allison_in_CO) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
I love my dogs. pic.twitter.com/aUyjm2fBq5

— Patricia Rae (@thePatriciaRae) February 1, 2023

Thanks for the Oscar. I wonder how much I can pawn this for? #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— ✝️ Mr. T ✝️ (@TuttlePatriarch) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
I'm so excited pic.twitter.com/ynjj3Z5b01

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) February 1, 2023

Thank you, but honestly I’m much happier about my golden globe award!#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches😾 pic.twitter.com/7avw9BVEsx

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) February 1, 2023

Can't stay too long, I hear some noises. Gotta go. #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/RHtqDYRCsd

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches Thank you. I need to make this quick. My car is double parked outside. See ya!

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

AGGG ROOO RAGG ROOOOGGHH!🏆#BestSupportingActor Chewbacca #wookiee #starwars ✨ pic.twitter.com/w4ZhQOmg6P

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) February 1, 2023

YEET 🤠 #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— ♓︎ ✵ 🐟 ✵ ❥ (@dreamyidealist4) February 1, 2023

I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille. #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/rIbNZjGgBm

— Holly C. Fossi🟦 (@HollyCFossi) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
.
See that? Acting.

— Ray*mond Li*terally (@madbarrister) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
Here's to the UK weather 🥂 pic.twitter.com/19hKGLZEPH

— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) February 1, 2023

I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed. Thank you. Bye.
#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/KkqkvELMh8

— Brīan Whɛlmîngly🌻 (@OhWhelm) February 1, 2023

Interpretative Dancing…#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/m7ScK4U1qZ

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 1, 2023

Think I Brought The Wrong Speech

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/wXLIVYTTu5

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 1, 2023

Oh, I needed this. This hot shower feels so good…#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/yPXDZiLI6r

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong fell asleep. pic.twitter.com/9BWx84gcCY

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong just keep a snack nearby…#dogtweet #dogsoftwitter pic.twitter.com/blGzxdCSEr

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong I try a little lavender pic.twitter.com/vEiwuUBplj

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) January 25, 2023

Me, taking a few moments for a relaxing cup of coffee… #WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/5RCMeQl5Rl

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong it means you're out of beer. pic.twitter.com/Lfe14A4ZVe

— AJ (@AJradiobaybay) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong children must be involved pic.twitter.com/iYskkbTYMw

— KimDifford (@DiffordKim) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong it’s called Anxiety… pic.twitter.com/XtcloEeOk5

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong

No caption needed pic.twitter.com/dbPsP8ykib

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong

The idea of having time to relax causes anxiety… pic.twitter.com/NFO0i5IofK

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) January 25, 2023

I couldn't see because of the cucumbers!🥒🦉💦

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/NWxSqhAGfh

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) January 25, 2023

Somebody replaced my white noise sounds with Norwegian death metal. #WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/lxkYKPFk6Y

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong oops. pic.twitter.com/KLgYfJO1yq

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) January 25, 2023

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/77I5v2Gkef

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) January 25, 2023

Clothing gets too restrictive #WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/VVIYcnhKUp

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) January 25, 2023

Frankie didn't say to, but you did anyways and now you're out of the game #WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/Hc2QvnKJ1Z

— Dan (@Danimal941) January 25, 2023

The cat sitting patiently waiting for food at 3am in the morning #WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/KoRsAMBZ1k

— Julia Gulia (@SwimmerJlo) January 25, 2023

Feels like someone is watching you…#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong pic.twitter.com/fqz2BXPDfV

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 25, 2023

As Soon As I Get Settled And Comfy

#WhenRelaxationGoesWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/19PV7oo68g

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 25, 2023

Microwave some popcorn in the microwave (and then wait for it to burn). #HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/4Pq2UrwQNw

— John Reyes (@2pogi4u) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers I show up at the office.

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers

I MAY be a bit loud 😅😅 pic.twitter.com/28nxx0h1Ma

— Just Erin 🍷🦄 (@ErinBode) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers
By flicking the light switch and playing Pennywise's laugh on my phone pic.twitter.com/P2Nff8S7Hx

— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) January 18, 2023

I lace their sandwiches #HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/3IpL8l2uux

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers

Hashtagging during work hours pic.twitter.com/peI5kGCmYA

— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) January 18, 2023

My hardware troubleshooting techniques#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/r2FwN6uMRH

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers
I sleep with the boss. pic.twitter.com/ChpMq5QChH

— Cody_mode (@cody_bella_luna) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers Humor! First and always.

Dare I use this one more time?! Umm, of course!✌️🏽 pic.twitter.com/Jl2nfYf99h

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) January 18, 2023

Make thinly-veiled threats #HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/a3JMTHXjT8

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers
I randomly put my phone on page and yell "Captain Kirk to the bridge, Captain Kirk to the bridge." pic.twitter.com/aCbRBiJZ9m

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers by existing pic.twitter.com/8YVC7bDd2Q

— Bony Xcribe ☠️🖤 (@bonyscribe) January 18, 2023

Telling them what day it is every Wednesday.❤️ #HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/7vfYAu9ij3

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) January 18, 2023

Brew so much coffee they get 2nd hand caffeine rushes.☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/A7fb8xtO5k

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers call Jesus. pic.twitter.com/MSGL0matFL

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) January 18, 2023

Citing regulation and policy 🙄🫣#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers

— Ms. Winston Smith (@judenmarysmomma) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers by making the most annoying sound in the world pic.twitter.com/TKVaIyXIbN

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers

By telling them that they're just figments of my fevered imagination.

— DemandToBeHeard (@idtbh1) January 18, 2023

With old school paper airplanes of course…#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers pic.twitter.com/wuyVcti90w

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 18, 2023

#HowIAnnoyMyCoworkers Apparently My Breath Isn’t The Freshest

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Wuud32FpGm

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 18, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee happen when there is no food in my bowl. No chow, no caffeine—that’s the rule…😼 pic.twitter.com/8B0mVBRMr9

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee
Make you turn green pic.twitter.com/37MESYISVm

— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) January 11, 2023

Sounds like I'm calling in sick #MorningsWithoutCoffee pic.twitter.com/ynIsk9X69E

— Dan (@Danimal941) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee just aren't worth it pic.twitter.com/6VFfgV5fNp

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee may result in me forgetting things pic.twitter.com/EAfbeuEBUi

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee would be mournings without coffee pic.twitter.com/REPaWijY6D

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee I start hallucinating. pic.twitter.com/HY7MCL5mbp

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee I don't know what you mean, what are you even talking about???

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee is like every other morning because I don't drink it, hot chocolate is my hot drink of choice pic.twitter.com/5N1v1Rhz7h

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) January 11, 2023

Sorry, but there is just NO such thing as #MorningsWithoutCoffee. Go peddle your negativity somewhere else, pal. #coffeetweet ☕️☕️☕️ pic.twitter.com/wpvVgt0wmx

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee beg questions… pic.twitter.com/gN5WWS0vvF

— 🇺🇦 Max O'Vermin 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee is an urban myth. They don't exist. I refuse to accept the very concept. pic.twitter.com/C8XJGgNAzn

— Tom Gardiner (@Thogar) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee are not in my best interest. pic.twitter.com/lDfAfhXND0

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee make me feel doggone tired. pic.twitter.com/uyNxIPsNyI

— The Ghost of Mrs P. (@MrsPretorius2) January 11, 2023

I swear I could practically fall asleep waiting for this bus…#MorningsWithoutCoffee pic.twitter.com/qboRofkeIw

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee happened just about every morning for me except on special occasions.
I like my teeth The way they are thank you.

— danny kean (@dannykeanmusic) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee….. wait! That’s a thing?! Tell me that’s not a thing? 😳🤬 pic.twitter.com/D8HdecIMk5

— Lisa Bartrug (@LilOkie76) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee What am I supposed to do with my Bailey's Irish Cream if there's no coffee? pic.twitter.com/ynsYElT2hB

— Bella (@BellaLaRue1) January 11, 2023

Starting my #MorningsWithoutCoffee means somebody's going to be dead by afternoon. pic.twitter.com/bWgTJUBLq5

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) January 11, 2023

I turn into a vicious Lion…#MorningsWithoutCoffee pic.twitter.com/Deexuz5ZVg

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 11, 2023

#MorningsWithoutCoffee I’m Like A Zombie

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/I0hG49tYzV

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 11, 2023