Hashtag Game Top Lists

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips
The Grand Canyon à la Thelma and Louise. pic.twitter.com/1hFglcIrcT

— Ruby♦️Kashmir (@RubysCashmere) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips to get indicted.

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips London during the Plague. pic.twitter.com/avrPZTaQcY

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) April 5, 2023

The maternity hospital…to see where babies come from. #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/AsufSPDpul

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips The Oregon Trail pic.twitter.com/M7vFg7XMpv

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips — A trip to the magical world of waste management! pic.twitter.com/j1o56VgpG0

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/xrvpR7MZrS

— PINCHE TACO LOK0 💀💀 (@Nand076) April 5, 2023

The Cracker Factory #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/C8PkNV5FuU

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) April 5, 2023

Visiting Ron DeSantis… #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/xveiHlWPyi

— CK (@charley_ck14) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips depths of Hell pic.twitter.com/24daDMwrha

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) April 5, 2023

When she is the driver #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/Xj7mW1kPSz

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) April 5, 2023

Chernobyl.🩵 #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/aDegYrtzfU

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips

Generic version of itself pic.twitter.com/o7s6DYHwiM

— Lilly 🧩♟️🎲 (@GamesAndFun99) April 5, 2023

Any of the Grand Theft Auto cities.

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/a2q5v411ut

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) April 5, 2023

125th Street #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/g6ON0pKRrY

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) April 5, 2023

Inside a colon. #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/DEbKoragiM

— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 🌹 (@TheSeaRose) April 5, 2023

No photos, please.#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/aIMWEJXEI3

— Will Everett (@theWillEverett) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips

"Springwood, Ohio" pic.twitter.com/bP6d0IRGIM

— WhackyWookiee (@WhackyWookiee) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips
To Amity Island… pic.twitter.com/c4MHFEUiTv

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 5, 2023

Let’s Learn About Banking

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/dTJMIH2T1h

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 5, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions

Why is Al so weird? pic.twitter.com/2iinLIgDJs

— Elle 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Karl_Gray1210) March 29, 2023

What are rectal creams…?#StrangeJeopardyQuestions

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions
What is, None of your Business? pic.twitter.com/1INnLg8gYJ

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) March 29, 2023

What in the butt?
And please remember to answer in the form of a question.#StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/Mf4vg2lCGh

— WhoDatGuy (@WhoDatGuy33) March 29, 2023

Who is Blossom?#StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/1wa1anHCKN

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) March 29, 2023

Am I answering in the form of a strange Jeopardy question?#StrangeJeopardyQuestions

— Dan (@Danimal941) March 29, 2023

What is duck? #StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/sHT9QloK1M

— 🍷Trudy B on hiatus (@trudytalk) March 29, 2023

This "This" is the "This" of "That" that #StrangeJeopardyQuestions

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions What would you be doing if you weren't here right now?

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) March 29, 2023

Does this look like a pimple or a boil? #StrangeJeopardyQuestions

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) March 29, 2023

Things you can’t believe is actually butter.💙 #StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/fXv8tWkCAw

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions
What is a four letter word that means what which can't be the first word of your answer?

— Neil (@Neil66650198) March 29, 2023

Who is your daddy and what does he do? #StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/bhK1HaBHEl

— John Reyes (@2pogi4u) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions
What is your favorite Kama Sutra Position? pic.twitter.com/k5m8SCPgVu

— (☞ ՞ਊ ՞)☞ D r. LAUƓHIƝƓLƳ, FTL ( ՞ਊ ՞) (@I_Got_Hilarious) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions

Does @missmayim still have all of her Blossom hats. pic.twitter.com/MsYoyYLZE2

— Elle 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Karl_Gray1210) March 29, 2023

What month starts with “Feb” #StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/I9crIegRV1

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood? pic.twitter.com/M4VbwXYU6V

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions How many what?… pic.twitter.com/33J8yR11CS

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 29, 2023

Correct

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/FoiejD9hxy

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 29, 2023

This shark #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/iV3qzN1bvt

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects was Ed Wood’s specialty. pic.twitter.com/T0wecbX6si

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) March 22, 2023

Duck! #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/0NwRX1X62Z

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) March 22, 2023

Minions #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/CkKjGZr5uZ

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) March 22, 2023

Godzilla and King Kong go sledding#CheapMovieSpecialEffectspic.twitter.com/oQbDOVCBPh

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) March 22, 2023

Chocolate syrup does wonders as "fake blood" but it tastes better on ice cream. #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/3xUMzzOu82

— OuttaTimeTags (@OuttaTimeTags) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects coconuts pic.twitter.com/xx5QUKGz9S

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) March 22, 2023

Star Wars: The Last Jedi outtakes #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/RFBog0MmfO

— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀🎟️🎶🏃🏾‍♂️🔭 (@Gldni7007) March 22, 2023

First, we get a tarantula. That's it.
#CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/Y17bejjmxZ

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects Star Wars, when the planed Alderaan blows up pic.twitter.com/nlKFFDHM1y

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew#dogtweet #dogsoftwitter #doglife pic.twitter.com/DME5Mj0qkk

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects smoke & mirrors pic.twitter.com/Ttn743KE0V

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) March 22, 2023

📦🚗😺 #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/cFgu1WYCV5

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects — claymation has come a long way…*coughs* pic.twitter.com/G8R5pTp70T

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/uB0cZFNJpd

— andygoldschmidt (@andygoldschmidt) March 22, 2023

The Shining with just one girl in the hallway#CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/DId9aetN1Q

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) March 22, 2023

Shark still looks fake 🦈 #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/Wzo42Wjpbm

— RαყȥHҽʅʅ (@rayzhell18) March 22, 2023

Using cardboard replicas…#CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/Jb6f8P1g8B

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 22, 2023

“Twister” 1996

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/736GtBFJ4S

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 22, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen an ice box pic.twitter.com/8ndFvdkOFt

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) March 15, 2023

Batter #InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/BCKh1jppvi

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) March 15, 2023

I was always in the cabinets #InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/5hS979xAPr

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen she’s making me a snack pic.twitter.com/YTGzywndpb

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen is a smoke detector with the batteries taken out because it was always going off when she cooked.

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen Everything was on a goddam doily. pic.twitter.com/1XepXRfhRl

— joel (@jpostman) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen recipes are followed from memory pic.twitter.com/wxfx4uSQZn

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) March 15, 2023

To go food might be in a cleaned out container . . .#InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/3Xq3YDuXz0

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen The Rolling pin is welded like Nunchucks

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) March 15, 2023

A lot of Snapchat photo sessions with Noni 😂😂 #InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/WogTXXYJtC

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) March 15, 2023

What happens in Grandma's kitchen
Stays
#InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/YJWFDEYest

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen It's still 1956 pic.twitter.com/GVWDV1htHW

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen she had both the spices, salt and pepper. Needless to say, Nana was not a very creative cook.

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen There's a giant fork and spoon pic.twitter.com/eAs4lsaQTp

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen
she brewed up the "tea" she found in my room pic.twitter.com/P5D7MwMVph

— michael greer (@mgreer423) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen
A can of Tang just like her:
Dry, orange and has been around since they put a man on the moon.

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen That's not Cookies… pic.twitter.com/BCNTxrXTSE

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 15, 2023

“Have You Eaten Today?”

#InGrandmasKitchen
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/43e2GJW6RT

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 15, 2023

Dick VanDyke got high on bath salts and drove Chitty Chitty Bang Bang into a fucking oak tree. #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/wHpnu4c92N

— Unnecessary Gary (@GaryUnnecessary) March 8, 2023

Aurora became addicted to sleeping pills

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/vFKF9BmLuV

— Alex G. (@alextweetr) March 8, 2023

Scar was done being mocked. Soon, everyone who had mocked him would also be done.#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/VzBurKti7j

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
Cinderella divorced Prince Charming after he ran off with another man. She recycled the slipper into a martini glass and vowed to never again marry a guy who’s really into shoes. 🚩 pic.twitter.com/TWxm4sQBqF

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) March 8, 2023

Snow White makes her own apples.#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/1goa1U1Q3w

— Anakin's Lightsaber (@skywalker_saber) March 8, 2023

Cinderella's 1st order of business as a royal, have her stepsisters beheaded and stepmother drawn and quartered. Thier heads are put on display in the dungeon #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— Isaac pollack (@Penguinbandito) March 8, 2023

And it turns out, he didn't have the extra. #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/kvZNsa47BD

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) March 8, 2023

Old Yeller goes full on Cujo…#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) March 8, 2023

Mickey goes fishing and ends up getting Jason Voorhees on he’s fishing hook.♥️ #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/ahh6EOqYMx

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) March 8, 2023

Ariel’s marriage to Eric ended over alcohol.
He loved her, but didn’t like that she drank like a fish.
#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) March 8, 2023

You humans are making up #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies ? Have none of you seen how “Old Yeller” ends?

(Great, now The Human is upset thinking about the end—gotta get some tissues…) pic.twitter.com/QKeoC0GydM

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) March 8, 2023

"And what is this act called?"
"The Aristocats!"#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) March 8, 2023

Snow White is pregnant but by who…?#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/p5FY1DkmAi

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) March 8, 2023

Sorry, Herbie, but with the high price of gas we just can’t afford to feed you anymore. #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/GJUfXpH5Db

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
When Sleeping Beauty doesn't appreciate being woken uppic.twitter.com/FJpp4kOC0R

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies After the events of Sword in the Stone, Arthur grows up and sires an illegitimate son who eventually tries to overthrow him, and in the end they kill each other. pic.twitter.com/4eceyiarEu

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
Princess Jasmine allegedly fed Aladdin to Rajah. pic.twitter.com/c5OMRSwWsB

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) March 8, 2023

Tinkerbell flew into a bug light and got zapped #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/AVd83OKHFp

— Absurd’s The Word (@absurdstheword) March 8, 2023

Ariel needed a bigger boat…#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/PbHpOnOHtH

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 8, 2023

“The Little Mermaid”

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/T5Zu2uselD

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 8, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
Wonka.
Willy Wonka. pic.twitter.com/oX30f9LWWv

— B. R.Nekked selflessly (@BRNekked42) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/F7lQjTQyG1

— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ (@SadlyCatless) March 1, 2023

Where is fancy bread? Aisle 12 #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/JQyyf3eVC6

— Dont Think So (@DontThinkso555) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/Zu7kwaZeOz

— Elle 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Karl_Gray1210) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid Laces Out! pic.twitter.com/8IjBovrMAe

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid If oompa loompa's bleed, we can kill them pic.twitter.com/lbdmY0QN0X

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid not to pee in the chocolate river

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid

🎶…They say
2000, zero-zero, party over, oops, out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
Yeah, yeah, shh…🎶@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/ffmA6eKdgd

— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 from #NovaScotia ! (@hgmackinnon) March 1, 2023

I'm proud to say that we've gone 1,000 days without an accident. #WillyWonkaNeverSaid

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid life was like a box of chocolates, that was Forrest's momma pic.twitter.com/CissjRLJCz

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid okay, team, we’re switching production solely to carob!

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) March 1, 2023

You can lick the wall socket but not the wallpaper.
Wait…strike that. Reverse it. #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/JuCOBRbb7Y

— Cheryl Z (@FeralCherylZ) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. pic.twitter.com/AjUm8vI4TV

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) March 1, 2023

My products are 100% approved by the American Diabetes Association #WillyWonkaNeverSaid

— Rob_Putnam (@wonkazone) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid welcome to the all you can eat buffet pic.twitter.com/DITeHbL6CW

— Diana 🍃 (@ddiiaannaaP3) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid how good oompa loompas taste pic.twitter.com/KoDcmuKPxb

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) March 1, 2023

You’re gonna need a bigger boat #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/3BPLiemCKH

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid the name Candyman five times while looking at a mirror. pic.twitter.com/IxWBBSy4ik

— Christopher Moss 📝📼📽️ (@daddy2the3) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid How many… pic.twitter.com/YCXr9xJKjj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 1, 2023

Thoughts On Grandpa Joe

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/N9wyooosIX

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 1, 2023

Damn…they stole the toilet.

Now, we have nothing to go on. #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/LD2dRbG9G6

— CK (@charley_ck14) February 22, 2023

Just clean it up #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/rL9Z9jIqY0

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 22, 2023

🦉💤

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/wSdGw5xdiS

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation
Doing the chalk outline before they're dead pic.twitter.com/l2UisfFNkx

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) February 22, 2023

Way to go detective butterfingers #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/mrF9cI2FQY

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation
Stumbling all over the scene pic.twitter.com/tJ95yxA5CQ

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/K8IVfryGX8

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation put that down lady ….can't u see this is a crime scene? pic.twitter.com/OZKXtmXOma

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation when you can’t come up with ‘one more thing’ pic.twitter.com/dadq0tQkMD

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) February 22, 2023

Dog was a victim of a Crime Scene.💚#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/Efw5kBhDrt

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 22, 2023

Always blaming the butler #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/Gx2lTnD4Bd

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation When you just give up on your search! pic.twitter.com/zjN8gcuKKL

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation Spilled the evidence. pic.twitter.com/4urqZsDzg6

— Derrold (@derrold) February 22, 2023

Using a caricature artist to draw the suspect based on witness testimony #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/UdlTw1Ox3T

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) February 22, 2023

Yeah, the yellow tape is really just a suggestion. #BadCrimeSceneInvestigation pic.twitter.com/bBmcPP80ZO

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) February 22, 2023

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation It was the um… the Butler! pic.twitter.com/JtaL1IJAvj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 22, 2023

Why Didn’t They Put Down A “Wet Floor” Sign?!?!?!

#BadCrimeSceneInvestigation
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/HGylPM7WAz

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 22, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong
Odd choice in Poe-try… pic.twitter.com/o5HvL2eoWn

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) February 15, 2023

The cake I ordered #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/tZ9cBjcW3Y

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 15, 2023

You gave her flours instead of flowers❤️ #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/oFWKLgSHtn

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 15, 2023

Wait it is Valentine’s Day?#HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/Fvz8UFrdd8

— Robert (@RobRichendollar) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong When you finally got your first date! pic.twitter.com/jeDIqZjH1q

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/3tiyHd36f4

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) February 15, 2023

She found the rough draft to your love note. #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/ccZaiUR7zB

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong The store ran out of chocolate, but I had some candy in the pantry pic.twitter.com/jvfKWhq9Ph

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) February 15, 2023

I finally just today got that email from 2002 with someone requesting a Nick/Aaron Carter doppelganger to be their Valentine's date #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/u2FTF77PqU

— Charles Chase (@IAmCharlesChase) February 15, 2023

I realized something #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/kAGvDkNNg8

— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀🎟️🎶🏃🏾‍♂️🔭 (@Gldni7007) February 15, 2023

On your way to the steakhouse, she announced that she's vegan now. #HowValentinesDayWentWrong

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) February 15, 2023

The chocolate costume almost melted.#HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/JBCwJR60Of

— LisetteInBlue 🟦 (@bookgirl8) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong *points frantically at everything*

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong
Love on the rockspic.twitter.com/ilxFXYjzlr

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong I showed up… pic.twitter.com/G9h7rFR3Zy

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) February 15, 2023

I said she could tie me up and do whatever she liked. 5 minutes later I heard her drive off. #HowValentinesDayWentWrong

— SentientBunnySuit🐰 (@SuitSentient) February 15, 2023

Bad attempt at hypnosis #HowValentinesDayWentWrong pic.twitter.com/cxKxB7o86s

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) February 15, 2023

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong Too many candles… pic.twitter.com/Ayujr715l4

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 15, 2023

Before It Even Started!

#HowValentinesDayWentWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/zbiRbj632f

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 15, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/mFOiDStRaq

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid — I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
What he was really thinking…. pic.twitter.com/sDC8KoQQNE

— ♡ Becca ♡ (@Good_Ole_Bebs) February 8, 2023

Usually it takes 3 or more arrows #ThingsCupidNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/KJgBuzZqIY

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid I need about tree fiddy pic.twitter.com/NpVVxKd2on

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) February 8, 2023

I mean, love is cool and all, but once it's a career, jeez it's just a job.#ThingsCupidNeverSaid

— 𝗚𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁 (@GhostHDentist) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid

Bond. James Bond. pic.twitter.com/VedlhP42wm

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) February 8, 2023

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him love #ThingsCupidNeverSaid

— Dan (@Danimal941) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
Love Me Tinder ❤️💀 pic.twitter.com/h9jKnozAoE

— Midwest Crypt Keeper 💀 (@CryptMidwest) February 8, 2023

"Where tf are Comet, Donner, & Blitzen?"#ThingsCupidNeverSaid@TalkieTags

— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 from #NovaScotia ! (@hgmackinnon) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
New phone, who dis?

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) February 8, 2023

Can someone change my diaper please? #ThingsCupidNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/ZNEJ7h2LJF

— Dont Think So (@DontThinkso555) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid spend time alone. pic.twitter.com/Ku5oeNJLSf

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid If you carry a bow and arrow around nobody notices you're wearing a diaper.

— SentientBunnySuit🐰 (@SuitSentient) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid ON MY COMMAND…..UNLEASH HELL!!!! pic.twitter.com/olDxpFhGUo

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid No soup for You pic.twitter.com/NUiwOj6f8i

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 8, 2023

"Yeah, I shot you in the dick. I'm Eros, mf. God of love AND sex."🖕

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) February 8, 2023

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid Hello?!… pic.twitter.com/sQQRpvBC2V

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 8, 2023

You’re On Your Own

#ThingsCupidNeverSaid
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/N0veMKAu7a

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 8, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches — I'd like to thank the cashier at 7/11 for helping me with my caffeine addiction..and oh yeah my mom too.

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) February 1, 2023

So I have a microphone and you all don’t so you bloody well listen to every word that I will say.💚#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/LI7KEtXyz7

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 1, 2023

I’d like to thank Oscar AND Meyer #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches thanksss pic.twitter.com/xeGtD6dI1D

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/vqqmn3C9LJ

— Allison in CO🗻🐕🥾🐾 (@Allison_in_CO) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
I love my dogs. pic.twitter.com/aUyjm2fBq5

— Patricia Rae (@thePatriciaRae) February 1, 2023

Thanks for the Oscar. I wonder how much I can pawn this for? #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— ✝️ Mr. T ✝️ (@TuttlePatriarch) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
I'm so excited pic.twitter.com/ynjj3Z5b01

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) February 1, 2023

Thank you, but honestly I’m much happier about my golden globe award!#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches😾 pic.twitter.com/7avw9BVEsx

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) February 1, 2023

Can't stay too long, I hear some noises. Gotta go. #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/RHtqDYRCsd

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches Thank you. I need to make this quick. My car is double parked outside. See ya!

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

AGGG ROOO RAGG ROOOOGGHH!🏆#BestSupportingActor Chewbacca #wookiee #starwars ✨ pic.twitter.com/w4ZhQOmg6P

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) February 1, 2023

YEET 🤠 #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches

— ♓︎ ✵ 🐟 ✵ ❥ (@dreamyidealist4) February 1, 2023

I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille. #BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/rIbNZjGgBm

— Holly C. Fossi🟦 (@HollyCFossi) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
.
See that? Acting.

— Ray*mond Li*terally (@madbarrister) February 1, 2023

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
Here's to the UK weather 🥂 pic.twitter.com/19hKGLZEPH

— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) February 1, 2023

I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed. Thank you. Bye.
#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/KkqkvELMh8

— Brīan Whɛlmîngly🌻 (@OhWhelm) February 1, 2023

Interpretative Dancing…#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches pic.twitter.com/m7ScK4U1qZ

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 1, 2023

Think I Brought The Wrong Speech

#BadOscarAcceptanceSpeeches
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/wXLIVYTTu5

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 1, 2023