Hashtag Game Top Lists

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk it would say “oil Can” pic.twitter.com/McrCJjO2TN

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) May 3, 2023

Every single joint in my body: #IfMyBodyCouldTalk pic.twitter.com/Lu3xSBphbK

— Julia Gulia (@SwimmerJlo) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk it’ll say I like ice cream. pic.twitter.com/QMh6PQGiqV

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk It would have a voice like Gilbert Gottfried pic.twitter.com/T0tonPvIlR

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk it would say
"You're not fooling me with those protein hockey pucks. They're not cookies. Me want cookie!" pic.twitter.com/xz8xjbPOlu

— SoulPhilosophy❤️Annie❤️ (@SoulPhilosophy) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk it would be a percussion instrument. pic.twitter.com/innPsM7WLT

— Gene Responded and ⤴ (@RacerX393) May 3, 2023

Nice shoes… #IfMyBodyCouldTalk pic.twitter.com/iRyyD7J2gw

— oorannob (@jvbt82hhs) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk

It would plead the 5th

— Rela Fella (@Realpolitiki) May 3, 2023

Water #IfMyBodyCouldTalk pic.twitter.com/3zMrrBg3PG

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk don't you tell nobody pic.twitter.com/bWBAMFuoMc

— DavaStarr (@DavaStarr) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk it would tell you that it's a temple… a doomed & haunted temple, but a temple nonetheless.😌 pic.twitter.com/dz8jIc61bk

— Diablö Jödi 🦃🌾 (@DiabloJodi) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk it would still come with sound effects. pic.twitter.com/SFhWleuT2o

— Gene Responded and ⤴ (@RacerX393) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk
It already does, everytime I stand up pic.twitter.com/EM0xhcMVBD

— Skram (@pharmcat87) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk It would be subpoenaed to testify against my brain. pic.twitter.com/GtsKjmqxea

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk it would have a really good memory… pic.twitter.com/alFgKD1mBs

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) May 3, 2023

#IfMyBodyCouldTalk It Would Say Something About My Eating Habits

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/NR5dLXo4TO

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) May 3, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong
When You Celebrate Birthday
With a Head Banger 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/PE9lGxw7d6

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong I jumped out of the cake

— danny kean (@dannykeanmusic) April 26, 2023

Your parents hire the wrong clown #BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/1yfWX7zLN7

— Gabby (@gaviota926) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong — Open bar at a 3 year olds birthday party– what could possibly go wrong? pic.twitter.com/l0Iywnkr2T

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) April 26, 2023

Bedrock #BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong for Fred… pic.twitter.com/TGMOw28GfS

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong the guest of honor passes away. pic.twitter.com/w6Dhhm7ufk

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong
Unexpected guests pic.twitter.com/HOtd3KVMST

— Rickyrik (@JrLopez2007) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/K978Mo734z

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) April 26, 2023

The cake is infested #BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/KzB2cWchBX

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) April 26, 2023

The cake is a bomb #BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/CUMJ5z6JQj

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong There's only one correct answer to this one: pic.twitter.com/NUyKNzn5jL

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) April 26, 2023

You catch yourself on fire….#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/BF82KeJiuk

— 🕷️♠️°ǝᴉʇɐʞ°♠️🕷️ (@_Katiebyy69_2) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong no one remembers what day it is pic.twitter.com/v31G7jqtDv

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong
Flammable balloons pic.twitter.com/EPzVqpGGIv

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong
when some bish snaggin my cake pic.twitter.com/bqPOj8Y0It

— michael greer (@mgreer423) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong
Someone gave little Tracy too much sugar pic.twitter.com/3IxlP4QBy0

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) April 26, 2023

I must have mixed up the boxes… #BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/R6wyaagE9l

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) April 26, 2023

Cat swats the cake away.❤️ #BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/c9ZsEPaJc2

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) April 26, 2023

You have to discipline the clown you hired to entertain the kids 🤡 #BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/8ebBCQdGLb

— RαყȥHҽʅʅ (@rayzhell18) April 26, 2023

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong
Birthday Cake is on Fire… pic.twitter.com/w9nQRZH4Kd

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 26, 2023

Someone Spikes The Punch

#BirthdayPartiesGoneWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/DlfrFfVtPO

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 26, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes… pic.twitter.com/pgf0mZhJSG

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) April 19, 2023

This probably sums this up #MeAfterFilingMyTaxes pic.twitter.com/xRlIfzAA88

— Julia Gulia (@SwimmerJlo) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes pic.twitter.com/75fPiY5EOy

— 𝓐• (@_spudi) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes Ramen sounds good… pic.twitter.com/mctcSXn4Fr

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) April 19, 2023

Time to turn on the blender #MeAfterFilingMyTaxes pic.twitter.com/YErS8JcZ02

— Gabby (@gaviota926) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes pic.twitter.com/9CQt8cQ7TX

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes pic.twitter.com/P1F6bYDhtp

— oorannob (@jvbt82hhs) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes pic.twitter.com/kLdpAtoAKz

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes
Migrainepic.twitter.com/tfn8EsmziU

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes I file my nails pic.twitter.com/XKL31lFvyt

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes pic.twitter.com/GtzejDwfAR

— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes

Hey, I owe IRS a dollar! A whole DOLLAR! True story! pic.twitter.com/eopQw2B1qx

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes pic.twitter.com/kzDOqS708m

— Gabby (@gaviota926) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes
I made a mess doing my taxes and my cat is innocent for once. pic.twitter.com/rMcIWvH13i

— Cheryl Rick Klein (@CherylTKlein) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes pic.twitter.com/vVObHfq0xc

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) April 19, 2023

When I got my return it felt like my birthday in Spring. #MeAfterFilingMyTaxes pic.twitter.com/WaiDtFBkrt

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes waiting for my refund pic.twitter.com/ZbOM7kNQjq

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) April 19, 2023

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes
I'm Done!…or am I?! pic.twitter.com/wOG75karNm

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 19, 2023

I Might Get A Little Frazzled

#MeAfterFilingMyTaxes
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/0IVHZpXU7u

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 19, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities mopping rain. pic.twitter.com/DxOjkrpCfb

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) April 12, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities Setting your clocks back an hour

— danny kean (@dannykeanmusic) April 12, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities
Handyman pic.twitter.com/tRBpyDdD4W

— 📚 Book'em Mary 📚 (@MaryG0401) April 12, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities
Impersonating Tigger pic.twitter.com/mev2OOX6aQ

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) April 12, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities?

Staring at artificial rain. pic.twitter.com/KEGcYlfS7q

— Barkeromo…!!! (@Barkeromo) April 12, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities

Taking down the Christmas tree that somehow is still up. pic.twitter.com/h3yU8MO3kI

— Holly C. Fossi🟦 (@HollyCFossi) April 12, 2023

Mocking the Easter Bunny now it's out of work.🖕🐰💧

#StrangeSpringActivities pic.twitter.com/09oXJhZzna

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) April 12, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities Yelling at clouds pic.twitter.com/J4q4DjJkN4

— Nico (@kroos_nico) April 12, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities
Decorate the Christmas tree pic.twitter.com/BIuhEgcH1J

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) April 12, 2023

Trick or Treating #StrangeSpringActivities pic.twitter.com/wjqppV6Qxv

— Dan (@Danimal941) April 12, 2023

Smoke literal grass. #StrangeSpringActivities

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) April 12, 2023

Growing cats in the garden#StrangeSpringActivities pic.twitter.com/yr5WpGZTGb

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) April 12, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities
Wearing your winter coat to work, then carrying it when you go home.

— Mind Over Matt, Er… (@MindOverMatt518) April 12, 2023

Breaking in new shoes….#StrangeSpringActivities pic.twitter.com/ScKVGtOWg5

— 🕷️♠️°ǝᴉʇɐʞ°♠️🕷️ (@_Katiebyy69_2) April 12, 2023

Christmas carols and Halloween decorations. #StrangeSpringActivities

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) April 12, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities

Mud diving. pic.twitter.com/EgLdHW7CRs

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) April 12, 2023

#StrangeSpringActivities

Building a snowman pic.twitter.com/142Jx9deYJ

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) April 12, 2023

The Annual Spring Shave…#StrangeSpringActivities pic.twitter.com/wodr0CoXKO

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 12, 2023

The Opposite Of Spring Cleaning

#StrangeSpringActivities
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/bv4TpoXWGu

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 12, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips
The Grand Canyon à la Thelma and Louise. pic.twitter.com/1hFglcIrcT

— Ruby♦️Kashmir (@RubysCashmere) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips to get indicted.

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips London during the Plague. pic.twitter.com/avrPZTaQcY

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) April 5, 2023

The maternity hospital…to see where babies come from. #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/AsufSPDpul

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips The Oregon Trail pic.twitter.com/M7vFg7XMpv

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips — A trip to the magical world of waste management! pic.twitter.com/j1o56VgpG0

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/xrvpR7MZrS

— PINCHE TACO LOK0 💀💀 (@Nand076) April 5, 2023

The Cracker Factory #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/C8PkNV5FuU

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) April 5, 2023

Visiting Ron DeSantis… #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/xveiHlWPyi

— CK (@charley_ck14) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips depths of Hell pic.twitter.com/24daDMwrha

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) April 5, 2023

When she is the driver #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/Xj7mW1kPSz

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) April 5, 2023

Chernobyl.🩵 #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/aDegYrtzfU

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips

Generic version of itself pic.twitter.com/o7s6DYHwiM

— Lilly 🧩♟️🎲 (@GamesAndFun99) April 5, 2023

Any of the Grand Theft Auto cities.

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/a2q5v411ut

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) April 5, 2023

125th Street #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/g6ON0pKRrY

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) April 5, 2023

Inside a colon. #BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/DEbKoragiM

— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 🌹 (@TheSeaRose) April 5, 2023

No photos, please.#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips pic.twitter.com/aIMWEJXEI3

— Will Everett (@theWillEverett) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips

"Springwood, Ohio" pic.twitter.com/bP6d0IRGIM

— WhackyWookiee (@WhackyWookiee) April 5, 2023

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips
To Amity Island… pic.twitter.com/c4MHFEUiTv

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 5, 2023

Let’s Learn About Banking

#BadMagicSchoolBusTrips
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/dTJMIH2T1h

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 5, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions

Why is Al so weird? pic.twitter.com/2iinLIgDJs

— Elle 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Karl_Gray1210) March 29, 2023

What are rectal creams…?#StrangeJeopardyQuestions

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions
What is, None of your Business? pic.twitter.com/1INnLg8gYJ

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) March 29, 2023

What in the butt?
And please remember to answer in the form of a question.#StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/Mf4vg2lCGh

— WhoDatGuy (@WhoDatGuy33) March 29, 2023

Who is Blossom?#StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/1wa1anHCKN

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) March 29, 2023

Am I answering in the form of a strange Jeopardy question?#StrangeJeopardyQuestions

— Dan (@Danimal941) March 29, 2023

What is duck? #StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/sHT9QloK1M

— 🍷Trudy B on hiatus (@trudytalk) March 29, 2023

This "This" is the "This" of "That" that #StrangeJeopardyQuestions

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions What would you be doing if you weren't here right now?

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) March 29, 2023

Does this look like a pimple or a boil? #StrangeJeopardyQuestions

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) March 29, 2023

Things you can’t believe is actually butter.💙 #StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/fXv8tWkCAw

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions
What is a four letter word that means what which can't be the first word of your answer?

— Neil (@Neil66650198) March 29, 2023

Who is your daddy and what does he do? #StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/bhK1HaBHEl

— John Reyes (@2pogi4u) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions
What is your favorite Kama Sutra Position? pic.twitter.com/k5m8SCPgVu

— (☞ ՞ਊ ՞)☞ D r. LAUƓHIƝƓLƳ, FTL ( ՞ਊ ՞) (@I_Got_Hilarious) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions

Does @missmayim still have all of her Blossom hats. pic.twitter.com/MsYoyYLZE2

— Elle 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Karl_Gray1210) March 29, 2023

What month starts with “Feb” #StrangeJeopardyQuestions pic.twitter.com/I9crIegRV1

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood? pic.twitter.com/M4VbwXYU6V

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) March 29, 2023

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions How many what?… pic.twitter.com/33J8yR11CS

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 29, 2023

Correct

#StrangeJeopardyQuestions
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/FoiejD9hxy

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 29, 2023

This shark #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/iV3qzN1bvt

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects was Ed Wood’s specialty. pic.twitter.com/T0wecbX6si

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) March 22, 2023

Duck! #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/0NwRX1X62Z

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) March 22, 2023

Minions #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/CkKjGZr5uZ

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) March 22, 2023

Godzilla and King Kong go sledding#CheapMovieSpecialEffectspic.twitter.com/oQbDOVCBPh

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) March 22, 2023

Chocolate syrup does wonders as "fake blood" but it tastes better on ice cream. #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/3xUMzzOu82

— OuttaTimeTags (@OuttaTimeTags) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects coconuts pic.twitter.com/xx5QUKGz9S

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) March 22, 2023

Star Wars: The Last Jedi outtakes #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/RFBog0MmfO

— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀🎟️🎶🏃🏾‍♂️🔭 (@Gldni7007) March 22, 2023

First, we get a tarantula. That's it.
#CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/Y17bejjmxZ

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects Star Wars, when the planed Alderaan blows up pic.twitter.com/nlKFFDHM1y

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew#dogtweet #dogsoftwitter #doglife pic.twitter.com/DME5Mj0qkk

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects smoke & mirrors pic.twitter.com/Ttn743KE0V

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) March 22, 2023

📦🚗😺 #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/cFgu1WYCV5

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects — claymation has come a long way…*coughs* pic.twitter.com/G8R5pTp70T

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) March 22, 2023

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/uB0cZFNJpd

— andygoldschmidt (@andygoldschmidt) March 22, 2023

The Shining with just one girl in the hallway#CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/DId9aetN1Q

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) March 22, 2023

Shark still looks fake 🦈 #CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/Wzo42Wjpbm

— RαყȥHҽʅʅ (@rayzhell18) March 22, 2023

Using cardboard replicas…#CheapMovieSpecialEffects pic.twitter.com/Jb6f8P1g8B

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 22, 2023

“Twister” 1996

#CheapMovieSpecialEffects
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/736GtBFJ4S

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 22, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen an ice box pic.twitter.com/8ndFvdkOFt

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) March 15, 2023

Batter #InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/BCKh1jppvi

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) March 15, 2023

I was always in the cabinets #InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/5hS979xAPr

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen she’s making me a snack pic.twitter.com/YTGzywndpb

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen is a smoke detector with the batteries taken out because it was always going off when she cooked.

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen Everything was on a goddam doily. pic.twitter.com/1XepXRfhRl

— joel (@jpostman) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen recipes are followed from memory pic.twitter.com/wxfx4uSQZn

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) March 15, 2023

To go food might be in a cleaned out container . . .#InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/3Xq3YDuXz0

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen The Rolling pin is welded like Nunchucks

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) March 15, 2023

A lot of Snapchat photo sessions with Noni 😂😂 #InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/WogTXXYJtC

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) March 15, 2023

What happens in Grandma's kitchen
Stays
#InGrandmasKitchen pic.twitter.com/YJWFDEYest

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen It's still 1956 pic.twitter.com/GVWDV1htHW

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen she had both the spices, salt and pepper. Needless to say, Nana was not a very creative cook.

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen There's a giant fork and spoon pic.twitter.com/eAs4lsaQTp

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen
she brewed up the "tea" she found in my room pic.twitter.com/P5D7MwMVph

— michael greer (@mgreer423) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen
A can of Tang just like her:
Dry, orange and has been around since they put a man on the moon.

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) March 15, 2023

#InGrandmasKitchen That's not Cookies… pic.twitter.com/BCNTxrXTSE

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 15, 2023

“Have You Eaten Today?”

#InGrandmasKitchen
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/43e2GJW6RT

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 15, 2023

Dick VanDyke got high on bath salts and drove Chitty Chitty Bang Bang into a fucking oak tree. #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/wHpnu4c92N

— Unnecessary Gary (@GaryUnnecessary) March 8, 2023

Aurora became addicted to sleeping pills

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/vFKF9BmLuV

— Alex G. (@alextweetr) March 8, 2023

Scar was done being mocked. Soon, everyone who had mocked him would also be done.#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/VzBurKti7j

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
Cinderella divorced Prince Charming after he ran off with another man. She recycled the slipper into a martini glass and vowed to never again marry a guy who’s really into shoes. 🚩 pic.twitter.com/TWxm4sQBqF

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) March 8, 2023

Snow White makes her own apples.#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/1goa1U1Q3w

— Anakin's Lightsaber (@skywalker_saber) March 8, 2023

Cinderella's 1st order of business as a royal, have her stepsisters beheaded and stepmother drawn and quartered. Thier heads are put on display in the dungeon #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— Isaac pollack (@Penguinbandito) March 8, 2023

And it turns out, he didn't have the extra. #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/kvZNsa47BD

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) March 8, 2023

Old Yeller goes full on Cujo…#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) March 8, 2023

Mickey goes fishing and ends up getting Jason Voorhees on he’s fishing hook.♥️ #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/ahh6EOqYMx

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) March 8, 2023

Ariel’s marriage to Eric ended over alcohol.
He loved her, but didn’t like that she drank like a fish.
#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) March 8, 2023

You humans are making up #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies ? Have none of you seen how “Old Yeller” ends?

(Great, now The Human is upset thinking about the end—gotta get some tissues…) pic.twitter.com/QKeoC0GydM

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) March 8, 2023

"And what is this act called?"
"The Aristocats!"#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) March 8, 2023

Snow White is pregnant but by who…?#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/p5FY1DkmAi

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) March 8, 2023

Sorry, Herbie, but with the high price of gas we just can’t afford to feed you anymore. #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/GJUfXpH5Db

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
When Sleeping Beauty doesn't appreciate being woken uppic.twitter.com/FJpp4kOC0R

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies After the events of Sword in the Stone, Arthur grows up and sires an illegitimate son who eventually tries to overthrow him, and in the end they kill each other. pic.twitter.com/4eceyiarEu

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) March 8, 2023

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
Princess Jasmine allegedly fed Aladdin to Rajah. pic.twitter.com/c5OMRSwWsB

— Liz (@JustMyTweet) March 8, 2023

Tinkerbell flew into a bug light and got zapped #DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/AVd83OKHFp

— Absurd’s The Word (@absurdstheword) March 8, 2023

Ariel needed a bigger boat…#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies pic.twitter.com/PbHpOnOHtH

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 8, 2023

“The Little Mermaid”

#DarkEndingsForDisneyMovies
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/T5Zu2uselD

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 8, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
Wonka.
Willy Wonka. pic.twitter.com/oX30f9LWWv

— B. R.Nekked selflessly (@BRNekked42) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/F7lQjTQyG1

— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ (@SadlyCatless) March 1, 2023

Where is fancy bread? Aisle 12 #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/JQyyf3eVC6

— Dont Think So (@DontThinkso555) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/Zu7kwaZeOz

— Elle 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Karl_Gray1210) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid Laces Out! pic.twitter.com/8IjBovrMAe

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid If oompa loompa's bleed, we can kill them pic.twitter.com/lbdmY0QN0X

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid not to pee in the chocolate river

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid

🎶…They say
2000, zero-zero, party over, oops, out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
Yeah, yeah, shh…🎶@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/ffmA6eKdgd

— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 from #NovaScotia ! (@hgmackinnon) March 1, 2023

I'm proud to say that we've gone 1,000 days without an accident. #WillyWonkaNeverSaid

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid life was like a box of chocolates, that was Forrest's momma pic.twitter.com/CissjRLJCz

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid okay, team, we’re switching production solely to carob!

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) March 1, 2023

You can lick the wall socket but not the wallpaper.
Wait…strike that. Reverse it. #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/JuCOBRbb7Y

— Cheryl Z (@FeralCherylZ) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. pic.twitter.com/AjUm8vI4TV

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) March 1, 2023

My products are 100% approved by the American Diabetes Association #WillyWonkaNeverSaid

— Rob_Putnam (@wonkazone) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid welcome to the all you can eat buffet pic.twitter.com/DITeHbL6CW

— Diana 🍃 (@ddiiaannaaP3) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid how good oompa loompas taste pic.twitter.com/KoDcmuKPxb

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) March 1, 2023

You’re gonna need a bigger boat #WillyWonkaNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/3BPLiemCKH

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid the name Candyman five times while looking at a mirror. pic.twitter.com/IxWBBSy4ik

— Christopher Moss 📝📼📽️ (@daddy2the3) March 1, 2023

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid How many… pic.twitter.com/YCXr9xJKjj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 1, 2023

Thoughts On Grandpa Joe

#WillyWonkaNeverSaid
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/N9wyooosIX

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 1, 2023