Hashtag Game Top Lists

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
Sage will just yell back at the Karens pic.twitter.com/Hh6Q3HK800

— 💀⚰️🪦Melody 🎶🖤🎶 (@FoolHearted17) August 9, 2023

It would be Despicable #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/y9Uo3twf5j

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService they’d probably ignore you most of the workday 😅😴 pic.twitter.com/DhZGftIH5k

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService Karens might be nicer. . . might. pic.twitter.com/jASv0WZEXR

— AJ (@AJradiobaybay) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService Roy Kent would not provide any service! 😂 pic.twitter.com/EItU8vBuH8

— oorannob (@jvbt82hhs) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
we would shake hands more often.

— ManBearPig (@borforall) August 9, 2023

Call back later. #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/db9vteIUiK

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService they'd put the caller on stay pic.twitter.com/k2JYjfaGjY

— Dan (@Danimal941) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
Winston would patiently listen and then politely fall asleep. 😂 pic.twitter.com/gVk6S8kNTF

— Julie 🌿 (@juliesCamp) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService you would be treated like some bunny. pic.twitter.com/akw75DyFvU

— Gene Responded and ⤴ (@RacerX393) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService every counter would have a treat jar pic.twitter.com/o3NkNKo8v5

— Jason Luczyk (@stooge2727) August 9, 2023

They would always be happy to see you #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/bUxzpH4DHg

— HeyJude (@HeyJude58906691) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService, you could get anything for free, as long as you carry Milk-Bones in your pocket.

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService I bet dogs wouldn't like people anymore. pic.twitter.com/RjCJ4fZppP

— Karen McGlamery (@KMcglam75) August 9, 2023

Can I help you with your bag? #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/ujH9EKouqO

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService it would be an improvement. pic.twitter.com/7XnSAYrCnn

— 4 8 15 16 23 42 (@DrMarvin_Candle) August 9, 2023

They would litter-ally hate it #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/3MpYR8HhcW

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService

COD's would be Bones…Catnip…Balls and lots of Pet Treats pic.twitter.com/Kc2pKQzJSa

— You're In The Navy Now (@lifeisgreat47) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService you’d always have a treat strategy pic.twitter.com/h6UpOobgdL

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
May I Help…ooh Ball! pic.twitter.com/6r2BqTvhyj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 9, 2023

Cats Would STILL Be Cats

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/azd77arZmd

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 9, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct shark attacks.. pic.twitter.com/kiiSdTQY6m

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct Jesus eventually got bored with them. pic.twitter.com/gn4usW4VjJ

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct Worked to death pic.twitter.com/3AWRpuPazF

— Star Glider (@StarGliderWords) August 2, 2023

They tried, but most of them couldn't actually soar. Eventually, they trip on the jump rope.#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/v2orr1GdXT

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct
Urban Sprawl pic.twitter.com/EJNEfjBTna

— Nαpѕмeαr 😏 (@napsmear) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct? It’s in the Bible somewhere towards the back. pic.twitter.com/LzKH1uzcsM

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) August 2, 2023

Explosive diarrhea – Velocraptor #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/O8qpWVgDj6

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 2, 2023

Unhealthy beverages and snacks . . .#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/xTAoGsBPCR

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) August 2, 2023

The cats won, obviously 🙈#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/nkldkGIsvk

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct They died of fright. Some of them were literally petrified.

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct
It Was a CATastrophe 😹 pic.twitter.com/d2uRnDlcN1

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) August 2, 2023

They got punched by Chuck Norris #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/B0PhUSqg2I

— Gabby (@gaviota926) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct One too many cracks at Barney pic.twitter.com/qr41mEbuw1

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) August 2, 2023

Overthinking, overanalyzing, ruminating, agonizing, contemplating…#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/5W5sDzI5Pf

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) August 2, 2023

They spent all of their time at the Dino Strip Club and were blinded by T-Rex THICC Hips Swaying around 💕 #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/CvACzUddPA

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) August 2, 2023

Low Ratings #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/RlW14dZdpY

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct It was Aliens of course… pic.twitter.com/RSEsB60PZi

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 2, 2023

A Change In Eating Habits

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Q2aJ0FkDZC

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 2, 2023

Don’t linger too long in the bathroom #InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/ZhAgstvD0j

— Fortuna Primaveris (@Nerienis) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion there’s a pool! pic.twitter.com/nbX9b8JzqX

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion is a beautiful library 😍 pic.twitter.com/KoScoOhPd0

— 📚 Book'em Mary 📚 (@MaryG0401) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion I am the ghostess with the mostest pic.twitter.com/JsIXJIMEYq

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) July 26, 2023

Snarky wait staff.
#InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/t8aTStfjC8

— Bean Curling (@BeanCurling) July 26, 2023

No worries, I'm sure Luigi will have it sorted soon.

#InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/NQUhMsaKa1

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion

It's advised to not fuck around pic.twitter.com/dHNHJ2dfH9

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion the ghosts are not friendly pic.twitter.com/k2MXEyGo4U

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion is a chandaleer… pic.twitter.com/gmeoMRk7LX

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) July 26, 2023

Only the friendliest fiends live #InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/dnm3c5obuo

— Southerndelite (@Loony4Life) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion the pictures have a mind of their own pic.twitter.com/wbushuhoKu

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) July 26, 2023

Has a room that plays the movie CATS on repeat . . .#InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/l8rEmTx2Aj

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion It kind of reminds me of my Twitter feed.

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion a well pic.twitter.com/JNNMRNsmnB

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion Everyone danced the night away! pic.twitter.com/tZBNRkEFd4

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion it's hard to decorate because the furniture won't stay put. pic.twitter.com/kIKjoHeu80

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion I have fancy cups for my ghost friends… pic.twitter.com/Y2DVbR8usA

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) July 26, 2023

Hurry Back!

#InsideMyHauntedMansion
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Um8xg7qz4W

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) July 26, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk pic.twitter.com/7IqITDDrAN

— Huewageous (@Hughesphoto) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk it’d say karma’s got nothing on me, I got to all yall regardless…on the daily pic.twitter.com/vkiKdP1J3c

— El Capitan Americano (@badLwithbadLcat) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk it would say “Hot, Hot, Hot!” pic.twitter.com/ldjgFadKps

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk it would tell you to drink plenty of water and call your mother pic.twitter.com/sSaxycsyxX

— Synyster🐾🐾🐾 (@SynnaSlater) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk then I definitely think there's something in the Water Supply pic.twitter.com/r1b6wC8zjc

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) July 19, 2023

When did humans stop worshipping me? #IfTheSunCouldTalk pic.twitter.com/LwJCspjBzD

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk
he would brag pic.twitter.com/6NF3D822Dg

— michael greer (@mgreer423) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk it would say … u claim there's no such thing as climate change, how's that working out for u? pic.twitter.com/Fyk8XQw7m3

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk

They'd brag about their work pic.twitter.com/rNEqbIPEK8

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk I suppose I'd have to switch back to sleeping at night. pic.twitter.com/JW9hUemRyW

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk I wonder if it would apologize to redheads. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/JyydO8r4ac

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) July 19, 2023

If you like this, just wait for my red giant phase. You guys will be inside me at that point. #IfTheSunCouldTalk

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk we'd have a heated conversation.

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk You're Gonna Need A Bigger Hat! pic.twitter.com/Th9wEA2i3P

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) July 19, 2023

Staring Contest……….GO!

#IfTheSunCouldTalk
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/yUloEttIRp

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) July 19, 2023

Wherever Indiana Jones goes! #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/r1OV7V5XJP

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) July 12, 2023

When you were being conceived #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/A99HiHxP04

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations under a house pic.twitter.com/ZrnSolatKe

— michael greer (@mgreer423) July 12, 2023

You wanted to go to the ‘70s to see the Bionic Man but instead we went Bubonic, man. #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/jiiWgscFxP

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations
Tomorrow pic.twitter.com/KRpBxahYwa

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations into someone else's shoes pic.twitter.com/YbhBfhT2VW

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations

To Big bang pic.twitter.com/Te3j2Q2bqV

— 🍷Щเℓℓїαм ℒ Ɠ◎ηℨαℓεℨ 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓪 🍔 (@firchy002) July 12, 2023

Showed up at the Brady's when Bobby and Greg were fighting #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/SSLmzRkF4c

— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀🎟️🎶🏃🏾‍♂️🔭 (@Gldni7007) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations
March 2020 pic.twitter.com/1iHGA8Wr5A

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) July 12, 2023

Medieval Times for Dance Lessons #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/MpncymRL1X

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) July 12, 2023

Any place where I am expected to hunt for my food or be hunted as food. #BadTimeMachineDestinations

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) July 12, 2023

Road To Nowhere #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/oJMuYo3Nth

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) July 12, 2023

The New Coke Era #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/5iB3o5YqzC

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations — Five minutes after Elon bought Twitter.

— His investors probably. pic.twitter.com/eM9Jj8dlfq

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) July 12, 2023

Prohibition #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/LvFzkQz8JW

— Gabby (@gaviota926) July 12, 2023

The 1700’s ❤️ #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/KPKNAYgLgV

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) July 12, 2023

Anywhere near John Conner #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/eRXkgdQgoX

— 𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣 (@cityrider49) July 12, 2023

The Spanish Inquisition #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/xvu8FerJxS

— ArtByPem Photography (@ArtByPemPhoto) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations
We have a T-Rex… pic.twitter.com/48oAUHxFrO

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) July 12, 2023

Onto Live TV In 1969

#BadTimeMachineDestinations
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/T7ymYLv9aq

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) July 12, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/mht5kMk2u3

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) June 28, 2023

I was Daria’s friend Jane Lane before Jane Lane was Jane Lane. #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/KhmhtXlis7

— Fortuna Primaveris (@Nerienis) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/NLnEjVTDqO

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/hsCPiMilnh

— Ruby♦️Kashmir (@RubysCashmere) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon
I want to be Prince Charming, but without the necrophilia … pic.twitter.com/nbz3OAYjOY

— The Shadow (@chipster22a) June 28, 2023

JUST TRY PUTTING ME IN A POKEBALL, MF!✨🦉💢

#PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/6uipxFf6vY

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) June 28, 2023

Just call me Snowball #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/4Jv7QA4sCL

— Lincoln 🐈‍⬛ (@TheMenaceCat) June 28, 2023

Thank you for Bea-ing a friend #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/56iUVWNmTh

— GrossMzConduct (@monalisa4068) June 28, 2023

The human and I at lights out every night #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/yFFXVEBLB8

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) June 28, 2023

D’oh! #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/qeUPhqAJK1

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/Imv7Tg50Ow

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon as Wile E. Coyotepic.twitter.com/ofJ6c1BzJa

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) June 28, 2023

Ok #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/t76zzWmday

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon That's All Folks! pic.twitter.com/YKiK6Xf62Z

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) June 28, 2023

In A Wile E. Coyote Cartoon

#PutYourselfInACartoon
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/QI3i0whijv

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) June 28, 2023

Old man yells at cloud! #BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/GMz5ARkWeV

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) June 21, 2023

All #BizarreNewsStories start with “Florida Man…” pic.twitter.com/d1ptbc3mEU

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories Local residents give conflicting accounts of strange object sighted in the early morning sky. pic.twitter.com/sj9MLJ3Dtx

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories Batman Teams Up With Bat Boy As New Sidekick. pic.twitter.com/i5p7UViIC3

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories pineapple voted most popular pizza. pic.twitter.com/88t68ui8Pu

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories

A woman broke into pizza place, threatened the workers with a firecracker, stole pizza, and hijacked
a taxi.

True story! pic.twitter.com/LjYawaJfXm

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) June 21, 2023

Weirdest owl I've ever seen.🦉❔

#BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/m43YEGMnSO

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories
Man farts, blames dog.
Dog blames cat.
Cat blames Funions.
Funions runs TV ads featuring talking dog and cat duo who like to fart and blame the other.
Hilarity ensues. pic.twitter.com/OW3KIb713y

— Buck In Ears (@BuckInEars) June 21, 2023

News is no more #BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/5opRsBLWXa

— Southerndelite (@Loony4Life) June 21, 2023

BREAKING: Fox News Fact Checked Trump… #BizarreNewsStoriespic.twitter.com/mlyqFOBw2w

— CK (@charley_ck14) June 21, 2023

Any of Super Dave’s stunts #BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/KQmXrUBSFt

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/2SMUhvYl5C

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) June 21, 2023

Abraham Lincoln has returned from the dead to drop he’s fire mixtape that nobody ever saw coming ♥️ #BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/Bzgc58s4Bg

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories Pug starts fight with police dog during 4 hour standoff! pic.twitter.com/YYjez4AY1T

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories Lady marries wookie! pic.twitter.com/BdH2M9BIq8

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) June 21, 2023

Guess Who’s Back

#BizarreNewsStories
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/TsR66ZwI2n

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) June 21, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton It does and it’s called duct tape! pic.twitter.com/vpojJX7t5H

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) June 14, 2023

The silence after muting them after they talked too much would be amazing💕#IfLifeHadAMuteButton pic.twitter.com/AZ1r1sXu4V

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton, I'd use for instances of bad grammar. pic.twitter.com/g0d32nBxpO

— LisetteInBlue 🟦 (@bookgirl8) June 14, 2023

You would all be muted. #IfLifeHadAMuteButton pic.twitter.com/lMtft9Qa9s

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton no one would undestand the point of this. pic.twitter.com/wRLpkcEBkt

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton we would need a block button as well pic.twitter.com/q0jfJM5JR1

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton office meetings would run more smoothly. pic.twitter.com/qERJQahBB0

— Karen McGlamery (@KMcglam75) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton #pets would definitely have the final say!#dogtweet #catsoftwitter 🐕🐈 💥 pic.twitter.com/tPgrwNAu6t

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) June 14, 2023

I may be dating myself just a tad, but #IfLifeHadAMuteButton pic.twitter.com/7QGcL7j5A9

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton I wouldn't have to listen to my neighbor in his car pretending he was Dominic Toretto at 6 o'clock in the morning. pic.twitter.com/Gh8Jf0JuIo

— Roy Klementsen (@Roybq) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton, there wouldn't be so many suspicious holes in my backyard. pic.twitter.com/KM0sUTDZUt

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) June 14, 2023

Nah, what it really needs is a Reset Button.

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton pic.twitter.com/5WlXFqIVCN

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton retail work would be much less stressful! pic.twitter.com/GfP8NL3Xi1

— Karen McGlamery (@KMcglam75) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton is never have to listen to the elevated volume my hubby turns the TV to EVERY FREAKING DAY!

I swear that man is selectively deaf! pic.twitter.com/P6gPKh0ZfZ

— TamR MEd (@TamRootbeer) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton I wouldn't have to work so hard! pic.twitter.com/OHHEbHmjZO

— Ronault (@RonaultT) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton

At least we wouldn't hear him anymore pic.twitter.com/VfeS19COmw

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton, I'd mute every child that's at a restaurant.

— 🍉 dee 🍉 (@rubicube.bsky.social) (@cosm0cube) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton
I wouldn't need to get revenge on the noisy people upstairspic.twitter.com/tWdz343eiw

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton uhh my thumb would be sore?

— Burnerabunchanumbers (@Burnera55433593) June 14, 2023

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton No more annoying questions by relatives… pic.twitter.com/en1Q6HJ4wr

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) June 14, 2023

Dealing With A Baby

#IfLifeHadAMuteButton
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/ep4Ho89jPB

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) June 14, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek pic.twitter.com/H4EiBQWJri

— Huewageous (@Hughesphoto) June 7, 2023

At the #AuditionsForStarTrek I knew things would go great for me because of my trusty red shirt

— Lessons With Mike (@LWMPod) June 7, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek eep opp ork ah ah pic.twitter.com/EmeQ1UmStn

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) June 7, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek — Nanu Nanu…

Am I doing this right? pic.twitter.com/U1UZErv8G6

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) June 7, 2023

No one told me not to wear red. #AuditionsForStarTrek pic.twitter.com/TT3gH6Tz9J

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) June 7, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek
I am experienced working in green pic.twitter.com/PjqZQNP9Pa

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) June 7, 2023

Sir, this is for SULU, not SOLO#AuditionsForStarTrek pic.twitter.com/jHy6u63hIj

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) June 7, 2023

I once #AuditionsForStarTrek as a shuttle craft Crash Test Dummy. pic.twitter.com/kUhSSaHQTO

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) June 7, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek “We’re sorry sir you just don’t have a large enough forehead.” pic.twitter.com/eWFeklor4u

— Imagidadnation (@imagidadnation) June 7, 2023

Sure I can play a steering wheel. #AuditionsForStarTrek pic.twitter.com/M1unNqlDvV

— Mini T (@MiniT46) June 7, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek it helps if you know the lingo pic.twitter.com/yHjh3DEk7s

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) June 7, 2023

What was that Captain?! #AuditionsForStarTrek pic.twitter.com/DNAhjzQNb4

— Lincoln 🐈‍⬛ (@TheMenaceCat) June 7, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek pic.twitter.com/YzJfpQuOz7

— Some Guy From Ohio (@HOFcityChris) June 7, 2023

There’s…something on the wing… #AuditionsForStarTrek pic.twitter.com/6hnGtNLqWF

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) June 7, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek

I think I Vulcan nailed the audition … 🖖🏼

— Neuron (@2phat2phish) June 7, 2023

Just Spock it like it’s hot ❤️ #AuditionsForStarTrek pic.twitter.com/VnvmkaDDTw

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) June 7, 2023

Your resume says you can operate a food replicator. You know they're not real, right? #AuditionsForStarTrek pic.twitter.com/t2YtqhyaUr

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) June 7, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek 🤣🤣🤣
I Auditioned My Flying Skills on a Car pic.twitter.com/RUngJPrGIh

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) June 7, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek I have my own costume. pic.twitter.com/DmYtRlovqY

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) June 7, 2023

#AuditionsForStarTrek
Cramp! Cut!… pic.twitter.com/c1FkPXle01

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) June 7, 2023

Being A Red Shirt

#AuditionsForStarTrek
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/T5ZWqJNy1d

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) June 7, 2023

Check out my body language #MovieVillainDatingVideos pic.twitter.com/RROpMr8yF4

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) May 31, 2023

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#MovieVillainDatingVideos
Just the typical boy next door who loves his mother pic.twitter.com/MS3sOdzcf5

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) May 31, 2023

I’ve been told I have a great smile… #MovieVillainDatingVideos pic.twitter.com/fYiB8oB8am

— I_LOVE_LUCI (@ilovluci1) May 31, 2023

I'm the man of your dreams!

#MovieVillainDatingVideos pic.twitter.com/RczFzPXwf5

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) May 31, 2023

#MovieVillainDatingVideos 💐

Fear not! I do have a Light Side, too!

— Darth #Vader #boop pic.twitter.com/sUM37LGdqH

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) May 31, 2023

My helmet is impressive #MovieVillainDatingVideos pic.twitter.com/yUtWo6B9VB

— St.Renato😇🇳🇱MartyrLazyBones ♓🤓🍄🎱 (@WhyHelloRenato) May 31, 2023

Adventure seeker looking for a skydiving partner. #MovieVillainDatingVideos pic.twitter.com/rohC6h9n4s

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) May 31, 2023

#MovieVillainDatingVideos You bring the flowers, I'll bring the candy. pic.twitter.com/gdHcuGlaBP

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) May 31, 2023

Dating me is a snap#MovieVillainDatingVideos pic.twitter.com/8RyLo8Ccf2

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) May 31, 2023

#MovieVillainDatingVideos — So, I'm a huge foodie… pic.twitter.com/PRIKPxOWVq

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) May 31, 2023

#MovieVillainDatingVideos “I love swimming and long walks on the beach” pic.twitter.com/09RBep9uPl

— Imagidadnation (@imagidadnation) May 31, 2023

#MovieVillainDatingVideos

"I enjoy broom rides by moonlight…" pic.twitter.com/GBGRDtZYxv

— 🇺🇦 Max O'Vermin 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) May 31, 2023

#MovieVillainDatingVideos

I like making out on the first date… pic.twitter.com/5nAapi5UrE

— 🇺🇦 Max O'Vermin 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) May 31, 2023

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— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) May 31, 2023

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— Gabby (@gaviota926) May 31, 2023

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#MovieVillainDatingVideos
He already has a Ring… pic.twitter.com/3PprmqwOqs

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) May 31, 2023

Pinhead

#MovieVillainDatingVideos
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/vDVPEfmwkL

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) May 31, 2023