Walmart Greeter #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/Wb24OWmwpr

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs CEO of Chips Ahoy cookies 🍪 pic.twitter.com/Clq1e1E31T

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) October 18, 2023

"Look, do you wanna buy a pumpkin or not?"

#MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/byM32yzQ1g

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) October 18, 2023

Water ballet performer at Cypress Gardens, FL. #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/l2o2E8eSUv

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) October 18, 2023

Popular #MonsterDayJobs ?
Staying fit enough to terrify Billy… pic.twitter.com/Br0Lo4Aw36

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) October 18, 2023

Tour guide #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/TzZpRv6DWe

— Lädy Ä (@aphotomama) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs

Clouds pic.twitter.com/Uxz4SmwJQJ

— Iain Cairns (@Iainr1Cairns) October 18, 2023

Ferry service across the Loch #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/nWmeB9vsEn

— Madame Ya (@TellYaGhosty) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs
Swimming instructor pic.twitter.com/pCl80ZoWsb

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) October 18, 2023

Bassist for GWAR #MonsterDayJobs

— vance sanders (@vancesanders) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs
Some of us prefer the graveyard shift pic.twitter.com/NOZo83ItVv

— Skram (@pharmcat87) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs Tree topper pic.twitter.com/ELNBcUvJSD

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs
Hand model pic.twitter.com/WsH3PeDq6V

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs — Costco sample giver. pic.twitter.com/dvFxadvjx9

— OuttaTimeTags (@OuttaTimeTags) October 18, 2023

Dracula was a great accountant – he could really count.#MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/t2xmoDsGrS

— I_LOVE_LUCI (@ilovluci1) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs
Waitress pic.twitter.com/r82WPKYJfU

— Thomas Salzman (@ThomasSalzman) October 18, 2023

Taste tester #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/zPv411fWug

— Lädy Ä (@aphotomama) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs Dracula – hairdresser (he does perfect hair without a mirror)

— 🎄⛄❄ 🎅 Away In A M'Ainger🎅❄⛄🎄 (@ainger13) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs Dietician pic.twitter.com/hXjTVp6b2b

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) October 18, 2023

https://t.co/OyWNtCQcyt before picture #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/bnaWL6wt58

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs Freddy as a Dog Walker… pic.twitter.com/TIAzIizWej

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 18, 2023

Deli Worker

#MonsterDayJobs
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/eHFgYWXGTz

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) October 18, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Hex-u pic.twitter.com/BYHV25KPTT

— Southerndelite (@Loony4Life) October 11, 2023

The Wifi is down 💕 #InsteadOfBooSay pic.twitter.com/2wSnvJT687

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Tada! pic.twitter.com/TgOgg2SXtU

— Re-bec-ca Les-ner Sch-lae-ger (@mentalgirlbooks) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Pspspsps… pic.twitter.com/L63Fh76yK1

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Yo Ho . . . pic.twitter.com/fPwOlpjLlw

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay
Bazinga pic.twitter.com/oV9a9NHSiq

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay I’m sorry, sir. pic.twitter.com/qiBrTUchiA

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!! pic.twitter.com/czr5H38Od9

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Gas is $7.50 a Gallon!!! 😱

— Fred (@freddyfred00) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay pic.twitter.com/gvHuizMRRg

— Some Guy From Ohio (@HOFcityChris) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Mahna Mahna pic.twitter.com/aJ9T42NNVr

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Boobies pic.twitter.com/AhkSvIXYvr

— Fred (@freddyfred00) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay
You get nothing! pic.twitter.com/nBIrvhtjHS

— Jet Puffed Titty Lover 🎄 (@JPTL4E) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay I have syphilis. I mean, you can say "boo", but I guarantee you'll scare more people if you say you have syphilis. pic.twitter.com/usWVBZNCZg

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay woo hoo.. pic.twitter.com/hzoKqNaab8

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay
Night, night! 😴💤 pic.twitter.com/NmXXY0Lo7V

— Lisa Champney (@ChampneyLisa) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay I'm from the government and I'm here to help you!

— MadMotorman TheMadHatter (@MadmotormanT) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Hoo.👻🦉✨ pic.twitter.com/IvEuMJYa1N

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Blücher pic.twitter.com/j4j8rFWKl2

— Rokingm 🇩🇴 (@Rokingm) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay pic.twitter.com/EZPTHhHmTt

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay The Obvious

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/l7FH5RZ3fq

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) October 11, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings the Creature was just making sure no one drowned in the lagoon pic.twitter.com/grwpwhgr6P

— Michael Morgan (@natwinpapa) October 4, 2023

Leprechaun gets his gold #HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/F6LnZjxURK

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings upgrading from a guy with an insane alcohol problem to a guy with a spinach problem he mostly controls pic.twitter.com/PodzIYhOcn

— Baked Commander Worf 🌿🍄⚛️🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈 (@CDRWorf420) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings — The Blob finds love in the Jelly section of the grocery store. pic.twitter.com/IvoCF0Lbkj

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) October 4, 2023

It got the lotion on the skin…#HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/fy1NIfFzJ2

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, discoveries the Joy of Using Chainsaw to Make Wood Sculpture, winning the Turner Prize

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) October 4, 2023

It buffed right out.#HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/bmqcO5khvs

— Gene Responded and ⤴ (@RacerX393) October 4, 2023

And they lived happily ever after #HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/FTZOXkfEQK

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings
The mouse murders the evil dumb monster 😂 pic.twitter.com/ROdHeQNeqy

— Jet Puffed Titty Lover 🎄 (@JPTL4E) October 4, 2023

Jason Voorhees gets the spot of being the next goalie for he’s favourite NHL Team♥️ @TalkieTags #HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/tISavoAEoZ

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) October 4, 2023

Freddy hangs up his claw to become Mister Rogers?

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/3yWIfipl41

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings The People Under the Stairs were really just saving up until they could come up with a down payment for their own house pic.twitter.com/5Dk9nAjqq2

— Michael Morgan (@natwinpapa) October 4, 2023

Always bet on black!#HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/FLZVGKZ2v2

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings The monster becomes a Republican. OK, so that's not so happy. At least he wasn't burned to death though that may be more likely now. pic.twitter.com/dexUBcWder

— Baked Commander Worf 🌿🍄⚛️🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈 (@CDRWorf420) October 4, 2023

And they got all the blood stains out in the laundry #HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/XbRQVvuVcw

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings

The Creeper, road side assistance pic.twitter.com/FG3aN0PFBj

— JK (@JKLiveTweets) October 4, 2023

Michael Myers realizes he can make a killing on Etsy selling his cross-stitch creations. #HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/BDaES1LUAA

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings

She feels better after a chiropractic adjustment pic.twitter.com/hLynPlxzUe

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) October 4, 2023

Michael Myers becomes a famous pumpkin carver…#HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/VH6EbuiQPN

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 4, 2023

“Poltergeist” 1982

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/NabWqrmHwh

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) October 4, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf

I'd say, What were you thinking? pic.twitter.com/xgYZ6iECXo

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I would tell him to enjoy being an idiot because you won’t be young forever.

— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I would tell them that even though the human wears weird t-shirts and slugs caffeine 24/7, they will love you and never let anyone hurt you again pic.twitter.com/MH8w5BeouM

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf — Yeah I think it would go well. pic.twitter.com/4A04StRikL

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d reminisce about the glory days of actually having disposable income. pic.twitter.com/ZlYBTBqCX1

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd talk him into going to a cheaper college pic.twitter.com/ANa8qnOvmg

— Dan (@Danimal941) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf
I'd share my sports almanac pic.twitter.com/Q8QzxI9091

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d say “stop putting yourself last, and people-pleasing is a useless effort.” pic.twitter.com/G92cx9oaTO

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd say give up early and reduce your standards.

— vikingskulls (@belfastskull) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf
I would calmly and in full eye makeup explain what's happening pic.twitter.com/2L2rSgf2jX

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd say boy,this straight act ain't fooling nobody, come on out of the closet now while you're still a hot young twink pic.twitter.com/WyFdRGQExu

— Baked Commander Worf 🌿🍄⚛️🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈 (@CDRWorf420) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf
Dream Big Kid 🤘 pic.twitter.com/ETEXT5XJo7

— Midwest Crypt Keeper 💀 (@CryptMidwest) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d tell myself to not iron my hair. pic.twitter.com/y3ixHIm0bh

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd give myself more toys…🧸🦉❤️ pic.twitter.com/TzKqpVyghe

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd tell him to chase money instead of girls. Money is easier to get. pic.twitter.com/Z7XPtI3JFZ

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d say “Wow, what a babe!” 😆 pic.twitter.com/OmjRqeTI6V

— Tiny Sage (@tiny_sage) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd tell me to still hold on to my Awesome toys!… pic.twitter.com/ySaL84etcz

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d Show Him All The Greatest Technology!!!

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/cb2kphu1SK

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 27, 2023

Some things never go out of style. Cough. #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/wTUo7KWisZ

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
Aug 29 1997 at the park pic.twitter.com/OFPuP8vWKV

— michael greer (@mgreer423) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong The 70’s had a lot less judging and extrapolation. pic.twitter.com/FpkBbdMdNP

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong Johnny is the family’s designated hitter ⚾️ pic.twitter.com/j702k7cmLq

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong and we say amen pic.twitter.com/OoUM4Gvxo2

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) September 20, 2023

Looking for suggestions for Christmas cards? I’d suggest you don’t do this…#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/twKkpBXr9v

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) September 20, 2023

Everyone looks miserable in vegan family portraits…no one likes to say ‘cheese’ #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/rgadyxPI4X

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong now what’s going on in front of this family portrait?? pic.twitter.com/i4j1nwTlhl

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/uOjMmoOgHs

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) September 20, 2023

When you have to wonder if even the fetus is already drunk and inked up…#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/UQndLq9ClK

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) September 20, 2023

When the #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong, just accept it pic.twitter.com/wzfjxbSVVr

— TTOFDWTN 🌋 (@TJTToTaL) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
We're really close😬 pic.twitter.com/iZVRvzq0QZ

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) September 20, 2023

When laundry day comes earlier than expected. #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/spspb8AvKg

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) September 20, 2023

Mama, why did you get your hair did so high like that?#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/dArjNMyQeq

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) September 20, 2023

Photo bombed #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/qF8BhJcp8Y

— HeyJude (@HeyJude58906691) September 20, 2023

My actual dysfunctional family 😎🫣#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/0blhPDbIl5

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
Your pet gets to be the star… pic.twitter.com/0d4P0rcVNi

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 20, 2023

When They’re Taken At Bikini Atoll

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Wales7AKWh

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 20, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks

Call Sigourney Weaver pic.twitter.com/jXnAFUdwY6

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) September 13, 2023

Get yourself a dog #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/piU9uaASKN

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) September 13, 2023

Pick a good weapon and run #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/iS6Q1PJsdC

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) September 13, 2023

Start acquiring a taste for dog food now. #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/KuLqKjWj9G

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) September 13, 2023

Get a good view with that special someone. #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/ecAttOV27c

— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 🌹 (@TheSeaRose) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks IF you survive, hit every drug store you can because you're going to need every drug you can get your hands on for the rest of your life.

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Avoid profiles that say “down to earth” pic.twitter.com/3NwrvCmwXQ

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Aluminum foil is not just for crazy people. pic.twitter.com/xpx560zczw

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks

Leave the cupboards open, the zombies will think your house was already checked by other zombies@bigmacher pic.twitter.com/RRfGr5mfKT

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) September 13, 2023

Bunker, anyone?#ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/whfN5JKIin

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks join the Zombie Corps.. pic.twitter.com/9uDLK3S39m

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Buy in bulk 3,000,000 SPF sunblock pic.twitter.com/VAoL5swmTQ

— Jet Puffed Titty Lover 🎄 (@JPTL4E) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks

Pass the time by practicing singing "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M.#ViciousKaraokeParty pic.twitter.com/MJ5g9yW5HE

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks always carry an extra pair of eyeglasses pic.twitter.com/QqvznLSTj0

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks the perfect outhouse.. pic.twitter.com/7uWwQiS4Ov

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) September 13, 2023

Get the four horsemen of apocalypse to attack the many zombies invading❤️ #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/VR483dX1pW

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) September 13, 2023

The skull of your enemies can double as a nifty coffee mug #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/02PjUmBllX

— Dan (@Hockeyfandan1) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks how to make sure you have plenty of toilet paper 🧻 pic.twitter.com/OQ8ZugGdWX

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks When they find out where the giant meteor is going to hit, buy up all the land in the strike zone. That way, after it hits, you can dig up the meteor fragments, and sell them to tourists for beaucoup bucks! pic.twitter.com/nUAXpC2PED

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Stock up on…Twinkies! pic.twitter.com/hmUskKQcit

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 13, 2023

It’s The Apocalypse!

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/5ixUPUr6gB

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 13, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary no hitting on the librarian pic.twitter.com/Ml9dn6U3kj

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) September 6, 2023

#HowNotNotToBehaveInALibrary screaming and yelling and throwing books @BrandNewMcMann @Nessa_Star4 pic.twitter.com/mEL7E0Yvqv

— Lori (@LoriCatanese3) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary

Be careful when replacing books pic.twitter.com/0GwJY12etb

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) September 6, 2023

Don’t scratch all the books! 🐾 #HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/IBbWQYkWXV

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary
Singing in the library pic.twitter.com/DhOE3s9dxG

— Gemini Texan ☀️ (@GeminiTexan1994) September 6, 2023

Summon a demon.

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/C1kSoqVyjh

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary stealing books is frowned upon.. pic.twitter.com/Oo7eMGum6r

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) September 6, 2023

No throwing allowed #HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/SACaCssLPt

— Fortuna Hiemis (@Nerienis) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary don't put any holes in the floor pic.twitter.com/4c3yxB7iem

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary Don't bring your food, REGARDLESS of how good it is!!! pic.twitter.com/UC4Z5nN5zP

— Deb Loves to Cook HEALTHY (but delicious) Food (@DebRuiz319) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary
Guitar soloing is prohibited. pic.twitter.com/6LE501FuYK

— GenXtremist (@GenXtremist) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary smack every kid upside the head who don't know Mr. Dewey pic.twitter.com/w0pJ7xNTOO

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary No interdimensional portals. You know, no magic at all, really. pic.twitter.com/V2pAPuMVzi

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary

Oh wait – he is just reading a book pic.twitter.com/safuMWoAhV

— 🇺🇦HumpDayHashTags🐫 BLM #VoteBlue 🇺🇦 (@HumpDayHashTags) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary

Don't rearrange the shelves pic.twitter.com/t9p9ucx5mL

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) September 6, 2023

Use a leaf blower to shuffle through the card catalog#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/wlriieHm2W

— The Doctor (@Drstevenhobbs) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary Ordering A Pizza… pic.twitter.com/C1dByU7Cbi

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 6, 2023

Surprise!

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/GFuIxtGvSc

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 6, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery New Phone pic.twitter.com/GDDlHQDhOK

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) August 30, 2023

I stop ordering off the dollar menu #HintsIWonTheLottery

— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery dumped out the beer and filled it with champagne pic.twitter.com/eNc834YdcN

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery include affording a more reputable doctor than this one. 👇 pic.twitter.com/aQfHUZpwUZ

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) August 30, 2023

No margarine #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/G5MNjjijkE

— Candi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@frozenCandi) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery only dining on the finest cuisine pic.twitter.com/bFOdG4kMAo

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery

Does this yacht make my money look fat? pic.twitter.com/jO7NzbzTJH

— Harry Turtledove (@HNTurtledove) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery I would be driving this Lamborghini, not taking a picture of it. pic.twitter.com/znSEjNAUuy

— DanAshley081275 (@DAshley081275) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery I take my martinis on the rocks. ✨ pic.twitter.com/P9jz8YYgbR

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery Well financed Revenge pic.twitter.com/p0YHrzZjk8

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) August 30, 2023

Giant chandelier in the dining room #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/3FO3igOwQs

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery

Bought bacon at full price pic.twitter.com/42eeMeCofW

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) August 30, 2023

My new house #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/vlGYsmil0x

— Ms. Winston Smith (@judenmarysmomma) August 30, 2023

I build an Amazon fulfillment center across the street from me. #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/8UTO7uSwqm

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) August 30, 2023

I start wiping my tears with bills #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/3SkWRcG5B5

— 𝓐• (@_spudi) August 30, 2023

I wouldn’t say I won but there would be clues #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/huLBMh2Uae

— Regular Dude (@RegularJayC) August 30, 2023

My family finally starts returning my calls. #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/U1NpDRxA2W

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery I will have adopted MANY dogs. pic.twitter.com/o1cDPiUofN

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery
Portion size increases pic.twitter.com/aBtWD5MVuR

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery
I Added to my Collection of Fedoras!… pic.twitter.com/Fm5tmheWcA

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery My Personal Hygiene Routine Would Change

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/bb2BByGf0U

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 30, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/ZqdWRZi8XC

— I_LOVE_LUCI (@ilovluci1) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
Lunch 😫😫😫 pic.twitter.com/SLZuUmiSqS

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 23, 2023

You only read the first 393 pages #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/eDA6Rby243

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong everyone understands her but u pic.twitter.com/3QxzoyOINa

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong your pizza gets stolen pic.twitter.com/PHWD9HmWZn

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) August 23, 2023

Was I high for my bus pass photo? Or was I just being goofy?#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/poCE6XzJi3

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) August 23, 2023

Show up at the wrong school. #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/BzIjB0AVjc

— !🅑 (@urban_blurb) August 23, 2023

Catching up with your classmates after summer vacation #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/pCkZ8jaMNt

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) August 23, 2023

When you want to get involved with the discussion. #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/tzbEUudNTy

— Scott Middleton (@PricklyPinecone) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong — might have over packed. pic.twitter.com/NSGFJFqXbT

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) August 23, 2023

Teacher mispronounces your name #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/AGXPrOSvrn

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) August 23, 2023

Found footage of Bart’s last instance of looking forward to school.🤓🥳🤪…☹️😩😢😭

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/bjvLxDJeQ0

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong for many… but for my kid, nothing but happiness 🙈 pic.twitter.com/SKUq0mQAzg

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong seeing who’s behind the wheel of the bus is just damn wrong! pic.twitter.com/vizpKwDJ58

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
I got on the Stool Bus by mistake pic.twitter.com/pIEcjJPM5y

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong they caught on I was not a peer pic.twitter.com/7YyhUqNlLi

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong parent posted a bad Facebook pic pic.twitter.com/apVKOLz3z4

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
I may need a Doctor… pic.twitter.com/cscDrx3CRl

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 23, 2023

It Can’t Go Wrong If You Never Make It!!!

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/XyW0c0b19e

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 23, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
"The number of the day is 4. 4 Indictments" pic.twitter.com/vqZoOAtL8s

— Brown Eyed Susan🟧🟦 (@smc429) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Elmo is into the dark arts pic.twitter.com/6DCRK9bZVm

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
Don’t invite Buffy… pic.twitter.com/TdHhCXwqJi

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) August 16, 2023

Elmo donated his body to science. #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/LVhwxJG9qz

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) August 16, 2023

Can you tell me how to get… #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/hnZV2Nlusj

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) August 16, 2023

Don't buy stuff from a guy in a trenchcoat. #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/x95Z6aXuTf

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) August 16, 2023

Gourmet cooking 🍴 #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/A4sx6lSaAf

— RαყȥHҽʅʅ (@rayzhell18) August 16, 2023

That’s when Bert knew he would have to report Ernie to the FBI #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/ailWpPYVoc

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) August 16, 2023

High Fructose Corn Syrup Withdrawal Symptoms #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/wZGwC2nAIH

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 16, 2023

Nobody likes a narc.

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/RYiGUrvcJV

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) August 16, 2023

Too many bubbles and you might not be grabbing the rubber ducky 😳🐥 #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/hhWdDtzxVV

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet the world outside of Sesame Street is not very forgiving pic.twitter.com/6xRJfAt0qP

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) August 16, 2023

Bert always got his way #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/yFvdtrpo6g

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
Insist on a Warrant pic.twitter.com/Vi4aBbUUQx

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
too much time with this character can turn you into an accountant. pic.twitter.com/1CUDYX7oKk

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Everything's not A-OK, the neighbors aren't friendly, and you're doomed to spend your life there because the people who told you how to get there, won't tell you how to get out.

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Don’t be surprised by who’s behind the door.. pic.twitter.com/oQ8dBuT4bZ

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
Even muppets get depressed pic.twitter.com/PCyoBWX2sP

— 🎇✨ Claire ✨🎆 (@Calamity_clr) August 16, 2023

You know why they never show Cookie Monster's feet?

Cuz the diabetes done got both of 'em already.#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/qNYmfN4EB5

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Letter of the Day P for Pole…Dancing pic.twitter.com/fhv4eux5FQ

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 16, 2023

Bert Learns About Medical Rights

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/EeGWscwXjH

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 16, 2023