Hashtag Game Top Lists

#HintsIWonTheLottery New Phone pic.twitter.com/GDDlHQDhOK

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) August 30, 2023

I stop ordering off the dollar menu #HintsIWonTheLottery

— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery dumped out the beer and filled it with champagne pic.twitter.com/eNc834YdcN

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery include affording a more reputable doctor than this one. 👇 pic.twitter.com/aQfHUZpwUZ

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) August 30, 2023

No margarine #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/G5MNjjijkE

— Candi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@frozenCandi) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery only dining on the finest cuisine pic.twitter.com/bFOdG4kMAo

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery

Does this yacht make my money look fat? pic.twitter.com/jO7NzbzTJH

— Harry Turtledove (@HNTurtledove) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery I would be driving this Lamborghini, not taking a picture of it. pic.twitter.com/znSEjNAUuy

— DanAshley081275 (@DAshley081275) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery I take my martinis on the rocks. ✨ pic.twitter.com/P9jz8YYgbR

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery Well financed Revenge pic.twitter.com/p0YHrzZjk8

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) August 30, 2023

Giant chandelier in the dining room #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/3FO3igOwQs

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery

Bought bacon at full price pic.twitter.com/42eeMeCofW

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) August 30, 2023

My new house #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/vlGYsmil0x

— Ms. Winston Smith (@judenmarysmomma) August 30, 2023

I build an Amazon fulfillment center across the street from me. #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/8UTO7uSwqm

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) August 30, 2023

I start wiping my tears with bills #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/3SkWRcG5B5

— 𝓐• (@_spudi) August 30, 2023

I wouldn’t say I won but there would be clues #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/huLBMh2Uae

— Regular Dude (@RegularJayC) August 30, 2023

My family finally starts returning my calls. #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/U1NpDRxA2W

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery I will have adopted MANY dogs. pic.twitter.com/o1cDPiUofN

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery
Portion size increases pic.twitter.com/aBtWD5MVuR

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery
I Added to my Collection of Fedoras!… pic.twitter.com/Fm5tmheWcA

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery My Personal Hygiene Routine Would Change

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/bb2BByGf0U

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 30, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/ZqdWRZi8XC

— I_LOVE_LUCI (@ilovluci1) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
Lunch 😫😫😫 pic.twitter.com/SLZuUmiSqS

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 23, 2023

You only read the first 393 pages #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/eDA6Rby243

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong everyone understands her but u pic.twitter.com/3QxzoyOINa

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong your pizza gets stolen pic.twitter.com/PHWD9HmWZn

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) August 23, 2023

Was I high for my bus pass photo? Or was I just being goofy?#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/poCE6XzJi3

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) August 23, 2023

Show up at the wrong school. #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/BzIjB0AVjc

— !🅑 (@urban_blurb) August 23, 2023

Catching up with your classmates after summer vacation #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/pCkZ8jaMNt

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) August 23, 2023

When you want to get involved with the discussion. #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/tzbEUudNTy

— Scott Middleton (@PricklyPinecone) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong — might have over packed. pic.twitter.com/NSGFJFqXbT

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) August 23, 2023

Teacher mispronounces your name #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/AGXPrOSvrn

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) August 23, 2023

Found footage of Bart’s last instance of looking forward to school.🤓🥳🤪…☹️😩😢😭

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/bjvLxDJeQ0

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong for many… but for my kid, nothing but happiness 🙈 pic.twitter.com/SKUq0mQAzg

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong seeing who’s behind the wheel of the bus is just damn wrong! pic.twitter.com/vizpKwDJ58

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
I got on the Stool Bus by mistake pic.twitter.com/pIEcjJPM5y

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong they caught on I was not a peer pic.twitter.com/7YyhUqNlLi

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong parent posted a bad Facebook pic pic.twitter.com/apVKOLz3z4

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
I may need a Doctor… pic.twitter.com/cscDrx3CRl

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 23, 2023

It Can’t Go Wrong If You Never Make It!!!

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/XyW0c0b19e

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 23, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
"The number of the day is 4. 4 Indictments" pic.twitter.com/vqZoOAtL8s

— Brown Eyed Susan🟧🟦 (@smc429) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Elmo is into the dark arts pic.twitter.com/6DCRK9bZVm

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
Don’t invite Buffy… pic.twitter.com/TdHhCXwqJi

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) August 16, 2023

Elmo donated his body to science. #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/LVhwxJG9qz

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) August 16, 2023

Can you tell me how to get… #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/hnZV2Nlusj

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) August 16, 2023

Don't buy stuff from a guy in a trenchcoat. #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/x95Z6aXuTf

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) August 16, 2023

Gourmet cooking 🍴 #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/A4sx6lSaAf

— RαყȥHҽʅʅ (@rayzhell18) August 16, 2023

That’s when Bert knew he would have to report Ernie to the FBI #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/ailWpPYVoc

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) August 16, 2023

High Fructose Corn Syrup Withdrawal Symptoms #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/wZGwC2nAIH

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 16, 2023

Nobody likes a narc.

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/RYiGUrvcJV

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) August 16, 2023

Too many bubbles and you might not be grabbing the rubber ducky 😳🐥 #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/hhWdDtzxVV

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet the world outside of Sesame Street is not very forgiving pic.twitter.com/6xRJfAt0qP

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) August 16, 2023

Bert always got his way #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/yFvdtrpo6g

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
Insist on a Warrant pic.twitter.com/Vi4aBbUUQx

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
too much time with this character can turn you into an accountant. pic.twitter.com/1CUDYX7oKk

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Everything's not A-OK, the neighbors aren't friendly, and you're doomed to spend your life there because the people who told you how to get there, won't tell you how to get out.

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Don’t be surprised by who’s behind the door.. pic.twitter.com/oQ8dBuT4bZ

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
Even muppets get depressed pic.twitter.com/PCyoBWX2sP

— 🎇✨ Claire ✨🎆 (@Calamity_clr) August 16, 2023

You know why they never show Cookie Monster's feet?

Cuz the diabetes done got both of 'em already.#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/qNYmfN4EB5

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Letter of the Day P for Pole…Dancing pic.twitter.com/fhv4eux5FQ

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 16, 2023

Bert Learns About Medical Rights

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/EeGWscwXjH

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 16, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
Sage will just yell back at the Karens pic.twitter.com/Hh6Q3HK800

— 💀⚰️🪦Melody 🎶🖤🎶 (@FoolHearted17) August 9, 2023

It would be Despicable #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/y9Uo3twf5j

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService they’d probably ignore you most of the workday 😅😴 pic.twitter.com/DhZGftIH5k

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService Karens might be nicer. . . might. pic.twitter.com/jASv0WZEXR

— AJ (@AJradiobaybay) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService Roy Kent would not provide any service! 😂 pic.twitter.com/EItU8vBuH8

— oorannob (@jvbt82hhs) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
we would shake hands more often.

— ManBearPig (@borforall) August 9, 2023

Call back later. #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/db9vteIUiK

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService they'd put the caller on stay pic.twitter.com/k2JYjfaGjY

— Dan (@Danimal941) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
Winston would patiently listen and then politely fall asleep. 😂 pic.twitter.com/gVk6S8kNTF

— Julie 🌿 (@juliesCamp) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService you would be treated like some bunny. pic.twitter.com/akw75DyFvU

— Gene Responded and ⤴ (@RacerX393) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService every counter would have a treat jar pic.twitter.com/o3NkNKo8v5

— Jason Luczyk (@stooge2727) August 9, 2023

They would always be happy to see you #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/bUxzpH4DHg

— HeyJude (@HeyJude58906691) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService, you could get anything for free, as long as you carry Milk-Bones in your pocket.

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService I bet dogs wouldn't like people anymore. pic.twitter.com/RjCJ4fZppP

— Karen McGlamery (@KMcglam75) August 9, 2023

Can I help you with your bag? #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/ujH9EKouqO

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService it would be an improvement. pic.twitter.com/7XnSAYrCnn

— 4 8 15 16 23 42 (@DrMarvin_Candle) August 9, 2023

They would litter-ally hate it #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/3MpYR8HhcW

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService

COD's would be Bones…Catnip…Balls and lots of Pet Treats pic.twitter.com/Kc2pKQzJSa

— You're In The Navy Now (@lifeisgreat47) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService you’d always have a treat strategy pic.twitter.com/h6UpOobgdL

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
May I Help…ooh Ball! pic.twitter.com/6r2BqTvhyj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 9, 2023

Cats Would STILL Be Cats

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/azd77arZmd

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 9, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct shark attacks.. pic.twitter.com/kiiSdTQY6m

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct Jesus eventually got bored with them. pic.twitter.com/gn4usW4VjJ

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct Worked to death pic.twitter.com/3AWRpuPazF

— Star Glider (@StarGliderWords) August 2, 2023

They tried, but most of them couldn't actually soar. Eventually, they trip on the jump rope.#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/v2orr1GdXT

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct
Urban Sprawl pic.twitter.com/EJNEfjBTna

— Nαpѕмeαr 😏 (@napsmear) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct? It’s in the Bible somewhere towards the back. pic.twitter.com/LzKH1uzcsM

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) August 2, 2023

Explosive diarrhea – Velocraptor #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/O8qpWVgDj6

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 2, 2023

Unhealthy beverages and snacks . . .#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/xTAoGsBPCR

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) August 2, 2023

The cats won, obviously 🙈#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/nkldkGIsvk

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct They died of fright. Some of them were literally petrified.

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct
It Was a CATastrophe 😹 pic.twitter.com/d2uRnDlcN1

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) August 2, 2023

They got punched by Chuck Norris #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/B0PhUSqg2I

— Gabby (@gaviota926) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct One too many cracks at Barney pic.twitter.com/qr41mEbuw1

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) August 2, 2023

Overthinking, overanalyzing, ruminating, agonizing, contemplating…#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/5W5sDzI5Pf

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) August 2, 2023

They spent all of their time at the Dino Strip Club and were blinded by T-Rex THICC Hips Swaying around 💕 #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/CvACzUddPA

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) August 2, 2023

Low Ratings #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/RlW14dZdpY

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct It was Aliens of course… pic.twitter.com/RSEsB60PZi

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 2, 2023

A Change In Eating Habits

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Q2aJ0FkDZC

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 2, 2023

Don’t linger too long in the bathroom #InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/ZhAgstvD0j

— Fortuna Primaveris (@Nerienis) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion there’s a pool! pic.twitter.com/nbX9b8JzqX

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion is a beautiful library 😍 pic.twitter.com/KoScoOhPd0

— 📚 Book'em Mary 📚 (@MaryG0401) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion I am the ghostess with the mostest pic.twitter.com/JsIXJIMEYq

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) July 26, 2023

Snarky wait staff.
#InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/t8aTStfjC8

— Bean Curling (@BeanCurling) July 26, 2023

No worries, I'm sure Luigi will have it sorted soon.

#InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/NQUhMsaKa1

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion

It's advised to not fuck around pic.twitter.com/dHNHJ2dfH9

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion the ghosts are not friendly pic.twitter.com/k2MXEyGo4U

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion is a chandaleer… pic.twitter.com/gmeoMRk7LX

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) July 26, 2023

Only the friendliest fiends live #InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/dnm3c5obuo

— Southerndelite (@Loony4Life) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion the pictures have a mind of their own pic.twitter.com/wbushuhoKu

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) July 26, 2023

Has a room that plays the movie CATS on repeat . . .#InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/l8rEmTx2Aj

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion It kind of reminds me of my Twitter feed.

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion a well pic.twitter.com/JNNMRNsmnB

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion Everyone danced the night away! pic.twitter.com/tZBNRkEFd4

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion it's hard to decorate because the furniture won't stay put. pic.twitter.com/kIKjoHeu80

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion I have fancy cups for my ghost friends… pic.twitter.com/Y2DVbR8usA

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) July 26, 2023

Hurry Back!

#InsideMyHauntedMansion
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Um8xg7qz4W

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) July 26, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk pic.twitter.com/7IqITDDrAN

— Huewageous (@Hughesphoto) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk it’d say karma’s got nothing on me, I got to all yall regardless…on the daily pic.twitter.com/vkiKdP1J3c

— El Capitan Americano (@badLwithbadLcat) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk it would say “Hot, Hot, Hot!” pic.twitter.com/ldjgFadKps

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk it would tell you to drink plenty of water and call your mother pic.twitter.com/sSaxycsyxX

— Synyster🐾🐾🐾 (@SynnaSlater) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk then I definitely think there's something in the Water Supply pic.twitter.com/r1b6wC8zjc

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) July 19, 2023

When did humans stop worshipping me? #IfTheSunCouldTalk pic.twitter.com/LwJCspjBzD

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk
he would brag pic.twitter.com/6NF3D822Dg

— michael greer (@mgreer423) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk it would say … u claim there's no such thing as climate change, how's that working out for u? pic.twitter.com/Fyk8XQw7m3

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk

They'd brag about their work pic.twitter.com/rNEqbIPEK8

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk I suppose I'd have to switch back to sleeping at night. pic.twitter.com/JW9hUemRyW

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk I wonder if it would apologize to redheads. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/JyydO8r4ac

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) July 19, 2023

If you like this, just wait for my red giant phase. You guys will be inside me at that point. #IfTheSunCouldTalk

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk we'd have a heated conversation.

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) July 19, 2023

#IfTheSunCouldTalk You're Gonna Need A Bigger Hat! pic.twitter.com/Th9wEA2i3P

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) July 19, 2023

Staring Contest……….GO!

#IfTheSunCouldTalk
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/yUloEttIRp

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) July 19, 2023

Wherever Indiana Jones goes! #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/r1OV7V5XJP

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) July 12, 2023

When you were being conceived #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/A99HiHxP04

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations under a house pic.twitter.com/ZrnSolatKe

— michael greer (@mgreer423) July 12, 2023

You wanted to go to the ‘70s to see the Bionic Man but instead we went Bubonic, man. #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/jiiWgscFxP

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations
Tomorrow pic.twitter.com/KRpBxahYwa

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations into someone else's shoes pic.twitter.com/YbhBfhT2VW

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations

To Big bang pic.twitter.com/Te3j2Q2bqV

— 🍷Щเℓℓїαм ℒ Ɠ◎ηℨαℓεℨ 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓪 🍔 (@firchy002) July 12, 2023

Showed up at the Brady's when Bobby and Greg were fighting #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/SSLmzRkF4c

— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀🎟️🎶🏃🏾‍♂️🔭 (@Gldni7007) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations
March 2020 pic.twitter.com/1iHGA8Wr5A

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) July 12, 2023

Medieval Times for Dance Lessons #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/MpncymRL1X

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) July 12, 2023

Any place where I am expected to hunt for my food or be hunted as food. #BadTimeMachineDestinations

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) July 12, 2023

Road To Nowhere #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/oJMuYo3Nth

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) July 12, 2023

The New Coke Era #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/5iB3o5YqzC

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations — Five minutes after Elon bought Twitter.

— His investors probably. pic.twitter.com/eM9Jj8dlfq

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) July 12, 2023

Prohibition #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/LvFzkQz8JW

— Gabby (@gaviota926) July 12, 2023

The 1700’s ❤️ #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/KPKNAYgLgV

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) July 12, 2023

Anywhere near John Conner #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/eRXkgdQgoX

— 𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣 (@cityrider49) July 12, 2023

The Spanish Inquisition #BadTimeMachineDestinations pic.twitter.com/xvu8FerJxS

— ArtByPem Photography (@ArtByPemPhoto) July 12, 2023

#BadTimeMachineDestinations
We have a T-Rex… pic.twitter.com/48oAUHxFrO

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) July 12, 2023

Onto Live TV In 1969

#BadTimeMachineDestinations
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/T7ymYLv9aq

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) July 12, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/mht5kMk2u3

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) June 28, 2023

I was Daria’s friend Jane Lane before Jane Lane was Jane Lane. #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/KhmhtXlis7

— Fortuna Primaveris (@Nerienis) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/NLnEjVTDqO

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/hsCPiMilnh

— Ruby♦️Kashmir (@RubysCashmere) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon
I want to be Prince Charming, but without the necrophilia … pic.twitter.com/nbz3OAYjOY

— The Shadow (@chipster22a) June 28, 2023

JUST TRY PUTTING ME IN A POKEBALL, MF!✨🦉💢

#PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/6uipxFf6vY

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) June 28, 2023

Just call me Snowball #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/4Jv7QA4sCL

— Lincoln 🐈‍⬛ (@TheMenaceCat) June 28, 2023

Thank you for Bea-ing a friend #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/56iUVWNmTh

— GrossMzConduct (@monalisa4068) June 28, 2023

The human and I at lights out every night #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/yFFXVEBLB8

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) June 28, 2023

D’oh! #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/qeUPhqAJK1

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/Imv7Tg50Ow

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon as Wile E. Coyotepic.twitter.com/ofJ6c1BzJa

— QuipFox🦊 (@QuipFox) June 28, 2023

Ok #PutYourselfInACartoon pic.twitter.com/t76zzWmday

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) June 28, 2023

#PutYourselfInACartoon That's All Folks! pic.twitter.com/YKiK6Xf62Z

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) June 28, 2023

In A Wile E. Coyote Cartoon

#PutYourselfInACartoon
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/QI3i0whijv

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) June 28, 2023

Old man yells at cloud! #BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/GMz5ARkWeV

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) June 21, 2023

All #BizarreNewsStories start with “Florida Man…” pic.twitter.com/d1ptbc3mEU

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories Local residents give conflicting accounts of strange object sighted in the early morning sky. pic.twitter.com/sj9MLJ3Dtx

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories Batman Teams Up With Bat Boy As New Sidekick. pic.twitter.com/i5p7UViIC3

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories pineapple voted most popular pizza. pic.twitter.com/88t68ui8Pu

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories

A woman broke into pizza place, threatened the workers with a firecracker, stole pizza, and hijacked
a taxi.

True story! pic.twitter.com/LjYawaJfXm

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) June 21, 2023

Weirdest owl I've ever seen.🦉❔

#BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/m43YEGMnSO

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories
Man farts, blames dog.
Dog blames cat.
Cat blames Funions.
Funions runs TV ads featuring talking dog and cat duo who like to fart and blame the other.
Hilarity ensues. pic.twitter.com/OW3KIb713y

— Buck In Ears (@BuckInEars) June 21, 2023

News is no more #BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/5opRsBLWXa

— Southerndelite (@Loony4Life) June 21, 2023

BREAKING: Fox News Fact Checked Trump… #BizarreNewsStoriespic.twitter.com/mlyqFOBw2w

— CK (@charley_ck14) June 21, 2023

Any of Super Dave’s stunts #BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/KQmXrUBSFt

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/2SMUhvYl5C

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) June 21, 2023

Abraham Lincoln has returned from the dead to drop he’s fire mixtape that nobody ever saw coming ♥️ #BizarreNewsStories pic.twitter.com/Bzgc58s4Bg

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories Pug starts fight with police dog during 4 hour standoff! pic.twitter.com/YYjez4AY1T

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) June 21, 2023

#BizarreNewsStories Lady marries wookie! pic.twitter.com/BdH2M9BIq8

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) June 21, 2023

Guess Who’s Back

#BizarreNewsStories
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/TsR66ZwI2n

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) June 21, 2023