#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf

I'd say, What were you thinking? pic.twitter.com/xgYZ6iECXo

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I would tell him to enjoy being an idiot because you won’t be young forever.

— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I would tell them that even though the human wears weird t-shirts and slugs caffeine 24/7, they will love you and never let anyone hurt you again pic.twitter.com/MH8w5BeouM

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf — Yeah I think it would go well. pic.twitter.com/4A04StRikL

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d reminisce about the glory days of actually having disposable income. pic.twitter.com/ZlYBTBqCX1

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd talk him into going to a cheaper college pic.twitter.com/ANa8qnOvmg

— Dan (@Danimal941) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf
I'd share my sports almanac pic.twitter.com/Q8QzxI9091

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d say “stop putting yourself last, and people-pleasing is a useless effort.” pic.twitter.com/G92cx9oaTO

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd say give up early and reduce your standards.

— vikingskulls (@belfastskull) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf
I would calmly and in full eye makeup explain what's happening pic.twitter.com/2L2rSgf2jX

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd say boy,this straight act ain't fooling nobody, come on out of the closet now while you're still a hot young twink pic.twitter.com/WyFdRGQExu

— Baked Commander Worf 🌿🍄⚛️🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈 (@CDRWorf420) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf
Dream Big Kid 🤘 pic.twitter.com/ETEXT5XJo7

— Midwest Crypt Keeper 💀 (@CryptMidwest) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d tell myself to not iron my hair. pic.twitter.com/y3ixHIm0bh

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd give myself more toys…🧸🦉❤️ pic.twitter.com/TzKqpVyghe

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd tell him to chase money instead of girls. Money is easier to get. pic.twitter.com/Z7XPtI3JFZ

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d say “Wow, what a babe!” 😆 pic.twitter.com/OmjRqeTI6V

— Tiny Sage (@tiny_sage) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd tell me to still hold on to my Awesome toys!… pic.twitter.com/ySaL84etcz

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d Show Him All The Greatest Technology!!!

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/cb2kphu1SK

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 27, 2023

Some things never go out of style. Cough. #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/wTUo7KWisZ

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
Aug 29 1997 at the park pic.twitter.com/OFPuP8vWKV

— michael greer (@mgreer423) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong The 70’s had a lot less judging and extrapolation. pic.twitter.com/FpkBbdMdNP

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong Johnny is the family’s designated hitter ⚾️ pic.twitter.com/j702k7cmLq

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong and we say amen pic.twitter.com/OoUM4Gvxo2

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) September 20, 2023

Looking for suggestions for Christmas cards? I’d suggest you don’t do this…#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/twKkpBXr9v

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) September 20, 2023

Everyone looks miserable in vegan family portraits…no one likes to say ‘cheese’ #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/rgadyxPI4X

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong now what’s going on in front of this family portrait?? pic.twitter.com/i4j1nwTlhl

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/uOjMmoOgHs

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) September 20, 2023

When you have to wonder if even the fetus is already drunk and inked up…#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/UQndLq9ClK

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) September 20, 2023

When the #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong, just accept it pic.twitter.com/wzfjxbSVVr

— TTOFDWTN 🌋 (@TJTToTaL) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
We're really close😬 pic.twitter.com/iZVRvzq0QZ

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) September 20, 2023

When laundry day comes earlier than expected. #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/spspb8AvKg

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) September 20, 2023

Mama, why did you get your hair did so high like that?#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/dArjNMyQeq

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) September 20, 2023

Photo bombed #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/qF8BhJcp8Y

— HeyJude (@HeyJude58906691) September 20, 2023

My actual dysfunctional family 😎🫣#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/0blhPDbIl5

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
Your pet gets to be the star… pic.twitter.com/0d4P0rcVNi

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 20, 2023

When They’re Taken At Bikini Atoll

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Wales7AKWh

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 20, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks

Call Sigourney Weaver pic.twitter.com/jXnAFUdwY6

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) September 13, 2023

Get yourself a dog #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/piU9uaASKN

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) September 13, 2023

Pick a good weapon and run #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/iS6Q1PJsdC

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) September 13, 2023

Start acquiring a taste for dog food now. #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/KuLqKjWj9G

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) September 13, 2023

Get a good view with that special someone. #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/ecAttOV27c

— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 🌹 (@TheSeaRose) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks IF you survive, hit every drug store you can because you're going to need every drug you can get your hands on for the rest of your life.

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Avoid profiles that say “down to earth” pic.twitter.com/3NwrvCmwXQ

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Aluminum foil is not just for crazy people. pic.twitter.com/xpx560zczw

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks

Leave the cupboards open, the zombies will think your house was already checked by other zombies@bigmacher pic.twitter.com/RRfGr5mfKT

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) September 13, 2023

Bunker, anyone?#ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/whfN5JKIin

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks join the Zombie Corps.. pic.twitter.com/9uDLK3S39m

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Buy in bulk 3,000,000 SPF sunblock pic.twitter.com/VAoL5swmTQ

— Jet Puffed Titty Lover 🎄 (@JPTL4E) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks

Pass the time by practicing singing "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M.#ViciousKaraokeParty pic.twitter.com/MJ5g9yW5HE

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks always carry an extra pair of eyeglasses pic.twitter.com/QqvznLSTj0

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks the perfect outhouse.. pic.twitter.com/7uWwQiS4Ov

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) September 13, 2023

Get the four horsemen of apocalypse to attack the many zombies invading❤️ #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/VR483dX1pW

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) September 13, 2023

The skull of your enemies can double as a nifty coffee mug #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/02PjUmBllX

— Dan (@Hockeyfandan1) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks how to make sure you have plenty of toilet paper 🧻 pic.twitter.com/OQ8ZugGdWX

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks When they find out where the giant meteor is going to hit, buy up all the land in the strike zone. That way, after it hits, you can dig up the meteor fragments, and sell them to tourists for beaucoup bucks! pic.twitter.com/nUAXpC2PED

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Stock up on…Twinkies! pic.twitter.com/hmUskKQcit

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 13, 2023

It’s The Apocalypse!

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/5ixUPUr6gB

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 13, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary no hitting on the librarian pic.twitter.com/Ml9dn6U3kj

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) September 6, 2023

#HowNotNotToBehaveInALibrary screaming and yelling and throwing books @BrandNewMcMann @Nessa_Star4 pic.twitter.com/mEL7E0Yvqv

— Lori (@LoriCatanese3) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary

Be careful when replacing books pic.twitter.com/0GwJY12etb

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) September 6, 2023

Don’t scratch all the books! 🐾 #HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/IBbWQYkWXV

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary
Singing in the library pic.twitter.com/DhOE3s9dxG

— Gemini Texan ☀️ (@GeminiTexan1994) September 6, 2023

Summon a demon.

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/C1kSoqVyjh

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary stealing books is frowned upon.. pic.twitter.com/Oo7eMGum6r

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) September 6, 2023

No throwing allowed #HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/SACaCssLPt

— Fortuna Hiemis (@Nerienis) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary don't put any holes in the floor pic.twitter.com/4c3yxB7iem

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary Don't bring your food, REGARDLESS of how good it is!!! pic.twitter.com/UC4Z5nN5zP

— Deb Loves to Cook HEALTHY (but delicious) Food (@DebRuiz319) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary
Guitar soloing is prohibited. pic.twitter.com/6LE501FuYK

— GenXtremist (@GenXtremist) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary smack every kid upside the head who don't know Mr. Dewey pic.twitter.com/w0pJ7xNTOO

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary No interdimensional portals. You know, no magic at all, really. pic.twitter.com/V2pAPuMVzi

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary

Oh wait – he is just reading a book pic.twitter.com/safuMWoAhV

— 🇺🇦HumpDayHashTags🐫 BLM #VoteBlue 🇺🇦 (@HumpDayHashTags) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary

Don't rearrange the shelves pic.twitter.com/t9p9ucx5mL

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) September 6, 2023

Use a leaf blower to shuffle through the card catalog#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/wlriieHm2W

— The Doctor (@Drstevenhobbs) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary Ordering A Pizza… pic.twitter.com/C1dByU7Cbi

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 6, 2023

Surprise!

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/GFuIxtGvSc

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 6, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery New Phone pic.twitter.com/GDDlHQDhOK

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) August 30, 2023

I stop ordering off the dollar menu #HintsIWonTheLottery

— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery dumped out the beer and filled it with champagne pic.twitter.com/eNc834YdcN

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery include affording a more reputable doctor than this one. 👇 pic.twitter.com/aQfHUZpwUZ

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) August 30, 2023

No margarine #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/G5MNjjijkE

— Candi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@frozenCandi) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery only dining on the finest cuisine pic.twitter.com/bFOdG4kMAo

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery

Does this yacht make my money look fat? pic.twitter.com/jO7NzbzTJH

— Harry Turtledove (@HNTurtledove) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery I would be driving this Lamborghini, not taking a picture of it. pic.twitter.com/znSEjNAUuy

— DanAshley081275 (@DAshley081275) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery I take my martinis on the rocks. ✨ pic.twitter.com/P9jz8YYgbR

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery Well financed Revenge pic.twitter.com/p0YHrzZjk8

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) August 30, 2023

Giant chandelier in the dining room #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/3FO3igOwQs

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery

Bought bacon at full price pic.twitter.com/42eeMeCofW

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) August 30, 2023

My new house #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/vlGYsmil0x

— Ms. Winston Smith (@judenmarysmomma) August 30, 2023

I build an Amazon fulfillment center across the street from me. #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/8UTO7uSwqm

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) August 30, 2023

I start wiping my tears with bills #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/3SkWRcG5B5

— 𝓐• (@_spudi) August 30, 2023

I wouldn’t say I won but there would be clues #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/huLBMh2Uae

— Regular Dude (@RegularJayC) August 30, 2023

My family finally starts returning my calls. #HintsIWonTheLottery pic.twitter.com/U1NpDRxA2W

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery I will have adopted MANY dogs. pic.twitter.com/o1cDPiUofN

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery
Portion size increases pic.twitter.com/aBtWD5MVuR

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery
I Added to my Collection of Fedoras!… pic.twitter.com/Fm5tmheWcA

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 30, 2023

#HintsIWonTheLottery My Personal Hygiene Routine Would Change

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/bb2BByGf0U

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 30, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/ZqdWRZi8XC

— I_LOVE_LUCI (@ilovluci1) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
Lunch 😫😫😫 pic.twitter.com/SLZuUmiSqS

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 23, 2023

You only read the first 393 pages #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/eDA6Rby243

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong everyone understands her but u pic.twitter.com/3QxzoyOINa

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong your pizza gets stolen pic.twitter.com/PHWD9HmWZn

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) August 23, 2023

Was I high for my bus pass photo? Or was I just being goofy?#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/poCE6XzJi3

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) August 23, 2023

Show up at the wrong school. #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/BzIjB0AVjc

— !🅑 (@urban_blurb) August 23, 2023

Catching up with your classmates after summer vacation #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/pCkZ8jaMNt

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) August 23, 2023

When you want to get involved with the discussion. #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/tzbEUudNTy

— Scott Middleton (@PricklyPinecone) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong — might have over packed. pic.twitter.com/NSGFJFqXbT

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) August 23, 2023

Teacher mispronounces your name #FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/AGXPrOSvrn

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) August 23, 2023

Found footage of Bart’s last instance of looking forward to school.🤓🥳🤪…☹️😩😢😭

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/bjvLxDJeQ0

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong for many… but for my kid, nothing but happiness 🙈 pic.twitter.com/SKUq0mQAzg

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong seeing who’s behind the wheel of the bus is just damn wrong! pic.twitter.com/vizpKwDJ58

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
I got on the Stool Bus by mistake pic.twitter.com/pIEcjJPM5y

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong they caught on I was not a peer pic.twitter.com/7YyhUqNlLi

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong parent posted a bad Facebook pic pic.twitter.com/apVKOLz3z4

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 23, 2023

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
I may need a Doctor… pic.twitter.com/cscDrx3CRl

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 23, 2023

It Can’t Go Wrong If You Never Make It!!!

#FirstDayOfSchoolGoneWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/XyW0c0b19e

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 23, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
"The number of the day is 4. 4 Indictments" pic.twitter.com/vqZoOAtL8s

— Brown Eyed Susan🟧🟦 (@smc429) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Elmo is into the dark arts pic.twitter.com/6DCRK9bZVm

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
Don’t invite Buffy… pic.twitter.com/TdHhCXwqJi

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) August 16, 2023

Elmo donated his body to science. #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/LVhwxJG9qz

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) August 16, 2023

Can you tell me how to get… #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/hnZV2Nlusj

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) August 16, 2023

Don't buy stuff from a guy in a trenchcoat. #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/x95Z6aXuTf

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) August 16, 2023

Gourmet cooking 🍴 #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/A4sx6lSaAf

— RαყȥHҽʅʅ (@rayzhell18) August 16, 2023

That’s when Bert knew he would have to report Ernie to the FBI #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/ailWpPYVoc

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) August 16, 2023

High Fructose Corn Syrup Withdrawal Symptoms #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/wZGwC2nAIH

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 16, 2023

Nobody likes a narc.

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/RYiGUrvcJV

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) August 16, 2023

Too many bubbles and you might not be grabbing the rubber ducky 😳🐥 #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/hhWdDtzxVV

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet the world outside of Sesame Street is not very forgiving pic.twitter.com/6xRJfAt0qP

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) August 16, 2023

Bert always got his way #DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/yFvdtrpo6g

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
Insist on a Warrant pic.twitter.com/Vi4aBbUUQx

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
too much time with this character can turn you into an accountant. pic.twitter.com/1CUDYX7oKk

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Everything's not A-OK, the neighbors aren't friendly, and you're doomed to spend your life there because the people who told you how to get there, won't tell you how to get out.

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Don’t be surprised by who’s behind the door.. pic.twitter.com/oQ8dBuT4bZ

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
Even muppets get depressed pic.twitter.com/PCyoBWX2sP

— 🎇✨ Claire ✨🎆 (@Calamity_clr) August 16, 2023

You know why they never show Cookie Monster's feet?

Cuz the diabetes done got both of 'em already.#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet pic.twitter.com/qNYmfN4EB5

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) August 16, 2023

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet Letter of the Day P for Pole…Dancing pic.twitter.com/fhv4eux5FQ

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 16, 2023

Bert Learns About Medical Rights

#DarkLessonsFromSesameStreet
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/EeGWscwXjH

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 16, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
Sage will just yell back at the Karens pic.twitter.com/Hh6Q3HK800

— 💀⚰️🪦Melody 🎶🖤🎶 (@FoolHearted17) August 9, 2023

It would be Despicable #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/y9Uo3twf5j

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService they’d probably ignore you most of the workday 😅😴 pic.twitter.com/DhZGftIH5k

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService Karens might be nicer. . . might. pic.twitter.com/jASv0WZEXR

— AJ (@AJradiobaybay) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService Roy Kent would not provide any service! 😂 pic.twitter.com/EItU8vBuH8

— oorannob (@jvbt82hhs) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
we would shake hands more often.

— ManBearPig (@borforall) August 9, 2023

Call back later. #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/db9vteIUiK

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService they'd put the caller on stay pic.twitter.com/k2JYjfaGjY

— Dan (@Danimal941) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
Winston would patiently listen and then politely fall asleep. 😂 pic.twitter.com/gVk6S8kNTF

— Julie 🌿 (@juliesCamp) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService you would be treated like some bunny. pic.twitter.com/akw75DyFvU

— Gene Responded and ⤴ (@RacerX393) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService every counter would have a treat jar pic.twitter.com/o3NkNKo8v5

— Jason Luczyk (@stooge2727) August 9, 2023

They would always be happy to see you #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/bUxzpH4DHg

— HeyJude (@HeyJude58906691) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService, you could get anything for free, as long as you carry Milk-Bones in your pocket.

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService I bet dogs wouldn't like people anymore. pic.twitter.com/RjCJ4fZppP

— Karen McGlamery (@KMcglam75) August 9, 2023

Can I help you with your bag? #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/ujH9EKouqO

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService it would be an improvement. pic.twitter.com/7XnSAYrCnn

— 4 8 15 16 23 42 (@DrMarvin_Candle) August 9, 2023

They would litter-ally hate it #IfPetsWorkedCustomerService pic.twitter.com/3MpYR8HhcW

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService

COD's would be Bones…Catnip…Balls and lots of Pet Treats pic.twitter.com/Kc2pKQzJSa

— You're In The Navy Now (@lifeisgreat47) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService you’d always have a treat strategy pic.twitter.com/h6UpOobgdL

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) August 9, 2023

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
May I Help…ooh Ball! pic.twitter.com/6r2BqTvhyj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 9, 2023

Cats Would STILL Be Cats

#IfPetsWorkedCustomerService
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/azd77arZmd

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 9, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct shark attacks.. pic.twitter.com/kiiSdTQY6m

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct Jesus eventually got bored with them. pic.twitter.com/gn4usW4VjJ

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct Worked to death pic.twitter.com/3AWRpuPazF

— Star Glider (@StarGliderWords) August 2, 2023

They tried, but most of them couldn't actually soar. Eventually, they trip on the jump rope.#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/v2orr1GdXT

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct
Urban Sprawl pic.twitter.com/EJNEfjBTna

— Nαpѕмeαr 😏 (@napsmear) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct? It’s in the Bible somewhere towards the back. pic.twitter.com/LzKH1uzcsM

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) August 2, 2023

Explosive diarrhea – Velocraptor #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/O8qpWVgDj6

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) August 2, 2023

Unhealthy beverages and snacks . . .#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/xTAoGsBPCR

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) August 2, 2023

The cats won, obviously 🙈#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/nkldkGIsvk

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct They died of fright. Some of them were literally petrified.

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct
It Was a CATastrophe 😹 pic.twitter.com/d2uRnDlcN1

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) August 2, 2023

They got punched by Chuck Norris #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/B0PhUSqg2I

— Gabby (@gaviota926) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct One too many cracks at Barney pic.twitter.com/qr41mEbuw1

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) August 2, 2023

Overthinking, overanalyzing, ruminating, agonizing, contemplating…#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/5W5sDzI5Pf

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) August 2, 2023

They spent all of their time at the Dino Strip Club and were blinded by T-Rex THICC Hips Swaying around 💕 #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/CvACzUddPA

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) August 2, 2023

Low Ratings #HowDinosReallyWentExtinct pic.twitter.com/RlW14dZdpY

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 2, 2023

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct It was Aliens of course… pic.twitter.com/RSEsB60PZi

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 2, 2023

A Change In Eating Habits

#HowDinosReallyWentExtinct
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Q2aJ0FkDZC

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 2, 2023

Don’t linger too long in the bathroom #InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/ZhAgstvD0j

— Fortuna Primaveris (@Nerienis) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion there’s a pool! pic.twitter.com/nbX9b8JzqX

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion is a beautiful library 😍 pic.twitter.com/KoScoOhPd0

— 📚 Book'em Mary 📚 (@MaryG0401) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion I am the ghostess with the mostest pic.twitter.com/JsIXJIMEYq

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) July 26, 2023

Snarky wait staff.
#InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/t8aTStfjC8

— Bean Curling (@BeanCurling) July 26, 2023

No worries, I'm sure Luigi will have it sorted soon.

#InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/NQUhMsaKa1

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion

It's advised to not fuck around pic.twitter.com/dHNHJ2dfH9

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion the ghosts are not friendly pic.twitter.com/k2MXEyGo4U

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion is a chandaleer… pic.twitter.com/gmeoMRk7LX

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) July 26, 2023

Only the friendliest fiends live #InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/dnm3c5obuo

— Southerndelite (@Loony4Life) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion the pictures have a mind of their own pic.twitter.com/wbushuhoKu

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) July 26, 2023

Has a room that plays the movie CATS on repeat . . .#InsideMyHauntedMansion pic.twitter.com/l8rEmTx2Aj

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion It kind of reminds me of my Twitter feed.

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion a well pic.twitter.com/JNNMRNsmnB

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion Everyone danced the night away! pic.twitter.com/tZBNRkEFd4

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion it's hard to decorate because the furniture won't stay put. pic.twitter.com/kIKjoHeu80

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) July 26, 2023

#InsideMyHauntedMansion I have fancy cups for my ghost friends… pic.twitter.com/Y2DVbR8usA

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) July 26, 2023

Hurry Back!

#InsideMyHauntedMansion
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Um8xg7qz4W

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) July 26, 2023