This year, Vincent Vega will baste the bird.
#HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/qgTvGIynR0

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey — I touched it. pic.twitter.com/YMq1EmczDh

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey I put sunglasses on it ! @TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/eyuHszR2v5

— Lori (@LoriCatanese3) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
Stuffed it.
Sorry, I was lonely.

— kcdooog (@kcdooog) November 22, 2023

Following fashion trends is #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/6oyaaq6Vh5

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
I shoved a duck inside of a chicken inside of that turkey. But if forgot to remove the feathers. pic.twitter.com/TPHEChbNRv

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) November 22, 2023

Apparently LSD is not an appropriate seasoning. #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/OSBLllum0T

— 🎶 Victor Overall 🎶 (@JamChrisJoy) November 22, 2023

I tap danced on it. #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/uOfPcooy4e

— marc (@BadBoxArtMarc) November 22, 2023

I thought baby oil would give it a nice brown…#HowIRuinedTheTurkey

— Wendy Marcinkiewicz (@WendyMarcinkie1) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey

Put a hat on it pic.twitter.com/pQJM2RJDEN

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
My oven got stuck on Preheat. pic.twitter.com/tG9J47qtPw

— Mike (@ItalianTexans) November 22, 2023

I dressed her up. #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/1jmrnksmCQ

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) November 22, 2023

Making turducken, but in a human centipede sort of arrangement. #HowIRuinedTheTurkey

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
I broke the tin opener getting it out of the can. pic.twitter.com/u8AJj40aN6

— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
Used it for a game of touch football before it thawed.

— B. R.Nekked selflessly (@BRNekked42) November 22, 2023

It was way under done #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/3k9PvrvA2M

— Robert (@RobRichendollar) November 22, 2023

The Bumpuses are the nice family who moved in next door. I hear they're dog lovers. #HowIRuinedTheTurkey pic.twitter.com/pwqogijJVe

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey my carving skills are not what they should be pic.twitter.com/w5IH7r4v9f

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) November 22, 2023

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
I turned around for 5 seconds… pic.twitter.com/E62lbnuDEL

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) November 22, 2023

Bless You!

#HowIRuinedTheTurkey
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/UpQAqxLLSq

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) November 22, 2023

#AddGooglyEyesToAnything Those googly eyed pickles are looking 👀 right at you.. pic.twitter.com/vDP2hwj1d5

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) November 15, 2023

Meerkats❤️ #AddGooglyEyesToAnything pic.twitter.com/Ix0XnVfjRi

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) November 15, 2023

#AddGooglyEyesToAnything ? No need, nature has given the celestial goldfish its own! pic.twitter.com/J9ZjGY2uaD

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) November 15, 2023

#AddGooglyEyesToAnything
Samuel L. Jackson, although I'll probably die for that pic.twitter.com/fEPutNprfG

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) November 15, 2023

#AddGooglyEyesToAnything
The year the Christmas Tree died, rip pic.twitter.com/1iAHll6vx3

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) November 15, 2023

Your nightmares #AddGooglyEyesToAnything pic.twitter.com/Wyq7QNbojj

— Cindy Walsh (@cindywalsh1990) November 15, 2023

Angel Food Cake, made from actual angels#AddGooglyEyesToAnything pic.twitter.com/Sam6FgVuwI

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) November 15, 2023

Rudy Googliani #AddGooglyEyesToAnything pic.twitter.com/bLITjhnniz

— CK (@charley_ck14) November 15, 2023

Plague Doctor mask.😅

#AddGooglyEyesToAnything pic.twitter.com/zWYpFrlVv4

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) November 15, 2023

#AddGooglyEyesToAnything 🎶My Eyes Have Seen You 🎶🚪 pic.twitter.com/DwvFHj3dd8

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) November 15, 2023

#AddGooglyEyesToAnything the trash can pic.twitter.com/xcIEtrzLQ4

— 🍁Canadian Fletchy☘️ 🌻🇺🇦 (@Darth_Pingu) November 15, 2023

Boobs #AddGooglyEyesToAnything pic.twitter.com/LujceIyjGQ

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) November 15, 2023

#AddGooglyEyesToAnything this thanksgiving & perhaps turn everyone vegan. pic.twitter.com/h0cqYrpRMQ

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) November 15, 2023

If I had to #AddGooglyEyesToAnything it would be to my fedora of course!… pic.twitter.com/nLSdVX6zaH

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) November 15, 2023

My Keurig

#AddGooglyEyesToAnything
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/JfycqrSoq8

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) November 15, 2023

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong, gotta be quicker than that 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/1N2n9k7KSW

— JK (@JKLiveTweets) October 25, 2023

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong everyone gets a rock. Then the rocks get returned through a window. pic.twitter.com/nB1OvHI900

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) October 25, 2023

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong Your tricks and treats have been snaked TF out! 🐍🖕🎃 pic.twitter.com/Ki3urBhvTv

— Random Snake Facts (@random_snakes) October 25, 2023

The one house that has zero Halloween spirit #TrickOrTreatGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/CPD2YcDQHh

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) October 25, 2023

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong
When you get these candy while trick-or-treating pic.twitter.com/A58oSsHEGq

— Gemini Texan ☀️ (@GeminiTexan1994) October 25, 2023

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong — When you weren't able to defend your candy from your parents. pic.twitter.com/RBAb3MPLCl

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) October 25, 2023

You know it’s too scary when even the cat is outta here
👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻 #TrickOrTreatGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/AnGjt7wVyV

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) October 25, 2023

Liver pâté isn't the treat they make it out to be. #TrickOrTreatGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/VhwCW9AD1L

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) October 25, 2023

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong don’t Trick or Treat on campus. pic.twitter.com/OCZjSPKxfu

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) October 25, 2023

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong
Interesting combinations of candy with other snacks. pic.twitter.com/Lb0ODIYzDh

— Mind Over Matt, Er… (@MindOverMatt518) October 25, 2023

Got Arrested!!! #TrickOrTreatGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/Zcqj9fpcm6

— Ray Zitto (@RayZitto) October 25, 2023

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong
Everything Changed When the Candy Corn Nation Attacked pic.twitter.com/s0QeAPoMgC

— WhatSaidTheScribes (@WScribes) October 25, 2023

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong
I got the kiss of death pic.twitter.com/JATVUQXBc3

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) October 25, 2023

Fancy fonts can be misunderstood #TrickOrTreatGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/mSgrBenpQV

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) October 25, 2023

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong
I Got A Rock… pic.twitter.com/SoEImuvZZj

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 25, 2023

When They Forget That It’s Even Halloween In The First Place

#TrickOrTreatGoneWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/4G97ulT6Uk

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) October 25, 2023

Walmart Greeter #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/Wb24OWmwpr

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs CEO of Chips Ahoy cookies 🍪 pic.twitter.com/Clq1e1E31T

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) October 18, 2023

"Look, do you wanna buy a pumpkin or not?"

#MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/byM32yzQ1g

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) October 18, 2023

Water ballet performer at Cypress Gardens, FL. #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/l2o2E8eSUv

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) October 18, 2023

Popular #MonsterDayJobs ?
Staying fit enough to terrify Billy… pic.twitter.com/Br0Lo4Aw36

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) October 18, 2023

Tour guide #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/TzZpRv6DWe

— Lädy Ä (@aphotomama) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs

Clouds pic.twitter.com/Uxz4SmwJQJ

— Iain Cairns (@Iainr1Cairns) October 18, 2023

Ferry service across the Loch #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/nWmeB9vsEn

— Madame Ya (@TellYaGhosty) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs
Swimming instructor pic.twitter.com/pCl80ZoWsb

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) October 18, 2023

Bassist for GWAR #MonsterDayJobs

— vance sanders (@vancesanders) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs
Some of us prefer the graveyard shift pic.twitter.com/NOZo83ItVv

— Skram (@pharmcat87) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs Tree topper pic.twitter.com/ELNBcUvJSD

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs
Hand model pic.twitter.com/WsH3PeDq6V

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs — Costco sample giver. pic.twitter.com/dvFxadvjx9

— OuttaTimeTags (@OuttaTimeTags) October 18, 2023

Dracula was a great accountant – he could really count.#MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/t2xmoDsGrS

— I_LOVE_LUCI (@ilovluci1) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs
Waitress pic.twitter.com/r82WPKYJfU

— Thomas Salzman (@ThomasSalzman) October 18, 2023

Taste tester #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/zPv411fWug

— Lädy Ä (@aphotomama) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs Dracula – hairdresser (he does perfect hair without a mirror)

— 🎄⛄❄ 🎅 Away In A M'Ainger🎅❄⛄🎄 (@ainger13) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs Dietician pic.twitter.com/hXjTVp6b2b

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) October 18, 2023

https://t.co/OyWNtCQcyt before picture #MonsterDayJobs pic.twitter.com/bnaWL6wt58

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) October 18, 2023

#MonsterDayJobs Freddy as a Dog Walker… pic.twitter.com/TIAzIizWej

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 18, 2023

Deli Worker

#MonsterDayJobs
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/eHFgYWXGTz

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) October 18, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Hex-u pic.twitter.com/BYHV25KPTT

— Southerndelite (@Loony4Life) October 11, 2023

The Wifi is down 💕 #InsteadOfBooSay pic.twitter.com/2wSnvJT687

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Tada! pic.twitter.com/TgOgg2SXtU

— Re-bec-ca Les-ner Sch-lae-ger (@mentalgirlbooks) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Pspspsps… pic.twitter.com/L63Fh76yK1

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Yo Ho . . . pic.twitter.com/fPwOlpjLlw

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay
Bazinga pic.twitter.com/oV9a9NHSiq

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay I’m sorry, sir. pic.twitter.com/qiBrTUchiA

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!! pic.twitter.com/czr5H38Od9

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Gas is $7.50 a Gallon!!! 😱

— Fred (@freddyfred00) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay pic.twitter.com/gvHuizMRRg

— Some Guy From Ohio (@HOFcityChris) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Mahna Mahna pic.twitter.com/aJ9T42NNVr

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Boobies pic.twitter.com/AhkSvIXYvr

— Fred (@freddyfred00) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay
You get nothing! pic.twitter.com/nBIrvhtjHS

— Jet Puffed Titty Lover 🎄 (@JPTL4E) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay I have syphilis. I mean, you can say "boo", but I guarantee you'll scare more people if you say you have syphilis. pic.twitter.com/usWVBZNCZg

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay woo hoo.. pic.twitter.com/hzoKqNaab8

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay
Night, night! 😴💤 pic.twitter.com/NmXXY0Lo7V

— Lisa Champney (@ChampneyLisa) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay I'm from the government and I'm here to help you!

— MadMotorman TheMadHatter (@MadmotormanT) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Hoo.👻🦉✨ pic.twitter.com/IvEuMJYa1N

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay Blücher pic.twitter.com/j4j8rFWKl2

— Rokingm 🇩🇴 (@Rokingm) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay pic.twitter.com/EZPTHhHmTt

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 11, 2023

#InsteadOfBooSay The Obvious

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/l7FH5RZ3fq

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) October 11, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings the Creature was just making sure no one drowned in the lagoon pic.twitter.com/grwpwhgr6P

— Michael Morgan (@natwinpapa) October 4, 2023

Leprechaun gets his gold #HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/F6LnZjxURK

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings upgrading from a guy with an insane alcohol problem to a guy with a spinach problem he mostly controls pic.twitter.com/PodzIYhOcn

— Baked Commander Worf 🌿🍄⚛️🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈 (@CDRWorf420) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings — The Blob finds love in the Jelly section of the grocery store. pic.twitter.com/IvoCF0Lbkj

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) October 4, 2023

It got the lotion on the skin…#HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/fy1NIfFzJ2

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, discoveries the Joy of Using Chainsaw to Make Wood Sculpture, winning the Turner Prize

— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) October 4, 2023

It buffed right out.#HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/bmqcO5khvs

— Gene Responded and ⤴ (@RacerX393) October 4, 2023

And they lived happily ever after #HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/FTZOXkfEQK

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings
The mouse murders the evil dumb monster 😂 pic.twitter.com/ROdHeQNeqy

— Jet Puffed Titty Lover 🎄 (@JPTL4E) October 4, 2023

Jason Voorhees gets the spot of being the next goalie for he’s favourite NHL Team♥️ @TalkieTags #HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/tISavoAEoZ

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) October 4, 2023

Freddy hangs up his claw to become Mister Rogers?

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/3yWIfipl41

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings The People Under the Stairs were really just saving up until they could come up with a down payment for their own house pic.twitter.com/5Dk9nAjqq2

— Michael Morgan (@natwinpapa) October 4, 2023

Always bet on black!#HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/FLZVGKZ2v2

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings The monster becomes a Republican. OK, so that's not so happy. At least he wasn't burned to death though that may be more likely now. pic.twitter.com/dexUBcWder

— Baked Commander Worf 🌿🍄⚛️🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈 (@CDRWorf420) October 4, 2023

And they got all the blood stains out in the laundry #HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/XbRQVvuVcw

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings

The Creeper, road side assistance pic.twitter.com/FG3aN0PFBj

— JK (@JKLiveTweets) October 4, 2023

Michael Myers realizes he can make a killing on Etsy selling his cross-stitch creations. #HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/BDaES1LUAA

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) October 4, 2023

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings

She feels better after a chiropractic adjustment pic.twitter.com/hLynPlxzUe

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) October 4, 2023

Michael Myers becomes a famous pumpkin carver…#HappyHorrorMovieEndings pic.twitter.com/VH6EbuiQPN

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 4, 2023

“Poltergeist” 1982

#HappyHorrorMovieEndings
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/NabWqrmHwh

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) October 4, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf

I'd say, What were you thinking? pic.twitter.com/xgYZ6iECXo

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I would tell him to enjoy being an idiot because you won’t be young forever.

— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I would tell them that even though the human wears weird t-shirts and slugs caffeine 24/7, they will love you and never let anyone hurt you again pic.twitter.com/MH8w5BeouM

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf — Yeah I think it would go well. pic.twitter.com/4A04StRikL

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d reminisce about the glory days of actually having disposable income. pic.twitter.com/ZlYBTBqCX1

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd talk him into going to a cheaper college pic.twitter.com/ANa8qnOvmg

— Dan (@Danimal941) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf
I'd share my sports almanac pic.twitter.com/Q8QzxI9091

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d say “stop putting yourself last, and people-pleasing is a useless effort.” pic.twitter.com/G92cx9oaTO

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd say give up early and reduce your standards.

— vikingskulls (@belfastskull) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf
I would calmly and in full eye makeup explain what's happening pic.twitter.com/2L2rSgf2jX

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd say boy,this straight act ain't fooling nobody, come on out of the closet now while you're still a hot young twink pic.twitter.com/WyFdRGQExu

— Baked Commander Worf 🌿🍄⚛️🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈 (@CDRWorf420) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf
Dream Big Kid 🤘 pic.twitter.com/ETEXT5XJo7

— Midwest Crypt Keeper 💀 (@CryptMidwest) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d tell myself to not iron my hair. pic.twitter.com/y3ixHIm0bh

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd give myself more toys…🧸🦉❤️ pic.twitter.com/TzKqpVyghe

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd tell him to chase money instead of girls. Money is easier to get. pic.twitter.com/Z7XPtI3JFZ

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d say “Wow, what a babe!” 😆 pic.twitter.com/OmjRqeTI6V

— Tiny Sage (@tiny_sage) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I'd tell me to still hold on to my Awesome toys!… pic.twitter.com/ySaL84etcz

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 27, 2023

#IfIMetMyYoungerSelf I’d Show Him All The Greatest Technology!!!

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/cb2kphu1SK

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 27, 2023

Some things never go out of style. Cough. #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/wTUo7KWisZ

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
Aug 29 1997 at the park pic.twitter.com/OFPuP8vWKV

— michael greer (@mgreer423) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong The 70’s had a lot less judging and extrapolation. pic.twitter.com/FpkBbdMdNP

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong Johnny is the family’s designated hitter ⚾️ pic.twitter.com/j702k7cmLq

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong and we say amen pic.twitter.com/OoUM4Gvxo2

— Elizabeth K (@elizabethk1985) September 20, 2023

Looking for suggestions for Christmas cards? I’d suggest you don’t do this…#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/twKkpBXr9v

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) September 20, 2023

Everyone looks miserable in vegan family portraits…no one likes to say ‘cheese’ #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/rgadyxPI4X

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong now what’s going on in front of this family portrait?? pic.twitter.com/i4j1nwTlhl

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/uOjMmoOgHs

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) September 20, 2023

When you have to wonder if even the fetus is already drunk and inked up…#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/UQndLq9ClK

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) September 20, 2023

When the #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong, just accept it pic.twitter.com/wzfjxbSVVr

— TTOFDWTN 🌋 (@TJTToTaL) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
We're really close😬 pic.twitter.com/iZVRvzq0QZ

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) September 20, 2023

When laundry day comes earlier than expected. #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/spspb8AvKg

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) September 20, 2023

Mama, why did you get your hair did so high like that?#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/dArjNMyQeq

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) September 20, 2023

Photo bombed #FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/qF8BhJcp8Y

— HeyJude (@HeyJude58906691) September 20, 2023

My actual dysfunctional family 😎🫣#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong pic.twitter.com/0blhPDbIl5

— 💫🌙✨kathy💫🌙✨ (@kathyhyoung2) September 20, 2023

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
Your pet gets to be the star… pic.twitter.com/0d4P0rcVNi

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 20, 2023

When They’re Taken At Bikini Atoll

#FamilyPortraitsGoneWrong
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Wales7AKWh

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 20, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks

Call Sigourney Weaver pic.twitter.com/jXnAFUdwY6

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) September 13, 2023

Get yourself a dog #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/piU9uaASKN

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) September 13, 2023

Pick a good weapon and run #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/iS6Q1PJsdC

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) September 13, 2023

Start acquiring a taste for dog food now. #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/KuLqKjWj9G

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) September 13, 2023

Get a good view with that special someone. #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/ecAttOV27c

— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 🌹 (@TheSeaRose) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks IF you survive, hit every drug store you can because you're going to need every drug you can get your hands on for the rest of your life.

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Avoid profiles that say “down to earth” pic.twitter.com/3NwrvCmwXQ

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Aluminum foil is not just for crazy people. pic.twitter.com/xpx560zczw

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks

Leave the cupboards open, the zombies will think your house was already checked by other zombies@bigmacher pic.twitter.com/RRfGr5mfKT

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) September 13, 2023

Bunker, anyone?#ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/whfN5JKIin

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks join the Zombie Corps.. pic.twitter.com/9uDLK3S39m

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Buy in bulk 3,000,000 SPF sunblock pic.twitter.com/VAoL5swmTQ

— Jet Puffed Titty Lover 🎄 (@JPTL4E) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks

Pass the time by practicing singing "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M.#ViciousKaraokeParty pic.twitter.com/MJ5g9yW5HE

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks always carry an extra pair of eyeglasses pic.twitter.com/QqvznLSTj0

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks the perfect outhouse.. pic.twitter.com/7uWwQiS4Ov

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) September 13, 2023

Get the four horsemen of apocalypse to attack the many zombies invading❤️ #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/VR483dX1pW

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) September 13, 2023

The skull of your enemies can double as a nifty coffee mug #ApocalypseLifeHacks pic.twitter.com/02PjUmBllX

— Dan (@Hockeyfandan1) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks how to make sure you have plenty of toilet paper 🧻 pic.twitter.com/OQ8ZugGdWX

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks When they find out where the giant meteor is going to hit, buy up all the land in the strike zone. That way, after it hits, you can dig up the meteor fragments, and sell them to tourists for beaucoup bucks! pic.twitter.com/nUAXpC2PED

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) September 13, 2023

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
Stock up on…Twinkies! pic.twitter.com/hmUskKQcit

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 13, 2023

It’s The Apocalypse!

#ApocalypseLifeHacks
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/5ixUPUr6gB

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 13, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary no hitting on the librarian pic.twitter.com/Ml9dn6U3kj

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) September 6, 2023

#HowNotNotToBehaveInALibrary screaming and yelling and throwing books @BrandNewMcMann @Nessa_Star4 pic.twitter.com/mEL7E0Yvqv

— Lori (@LoriCatanese3) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary

Be careful when replacing books pic.twitter.com/0GwJY12etb

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) September 6, 2023

Don’t scratch all the books! 🐾 #HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/IBbWQYkWXV

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary
Singing in the library pic.twitter.com/DhOE3s9dxG

— Gemini Texan ☀️ (@GeminiTexan1994) September 6, 2023

Summon a demon.

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/C1kSoqVyjh

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary stealing books is frowned upon.. pic.twitter.com/Oo7eMGum6r

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) September 6, 2023

No throwing allowed #HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/SACaCssLPt

— Fortuna Hiemis (@Nerienis) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary don't put any holes in the floor pic.twitter.com/4c3yxB7iem

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary Don't bring your food, REGARDLESS of how good it is!!! pic.twitter.com/UC4Z5nN5zP

— Deb Loves to Cook HEALTHY (but delicious) Food (@DebRuiz319) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary
Guitar soloing is prohibited. pic.twitter.com/6LE501FuYK

— GenXtremist (@GenXtremist) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary smack every kid upside the head who don't know Mr. Dewey pic.twitter.com/w0pJ7xNTOO

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary No interdimensional portals. You know, no magic at all, really. pic.twitter.com/V2pAPuMVzi

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary

Oh wait – he is just reading a book pic.twitter.com/safuMWoAhV

— 🇺🇦HumpDayHashTags🐫 BLM #VoteBlue 🇺🇦 (@HumpDayHashTags) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary

Don't rearrange the shelves pic.twitter.com/t9p9ucx5mL

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) September 6, 2023

Use a leaf blower to shuffle through the card catalog#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary pic.twitter.com/wlriieHm2W

— The Doctor (@Drstevenhobbs) September 6, 2023

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary Ordering A Pizza… pic.twitter.com/C1dByU7Cbi

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 6, 2023

Surprise!

#HowNotToBehaveInALibrary
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/GFuIxtGvSc

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 6, 2023