Hashtag Game Top Lists

#MyDateWithAMuppet There’s a lot of pressure when dating an endangered species 🦅 pic.twitter.com/f4pZ60KCoe

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet tasted like bacon pic.twitter.com/1urq4Ur7X5

— Ain't no dog like an old dog. (@russel_nelson) February 7, 2024

We danced our cares away #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/rgykfe3clO

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet ended explosively pic.twitter.com/Rr8mee0mve

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet got awkward when I listed types of bait and fishing as a hobby. pic.twitter.com/ZgvLt51ncx

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet he cooked a tasty meal for me, but I needed Google Translate for most of it pic.twitter.com/kbn1smwmTp

— ミ★ 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘍 ★彡 (@BearDublin) February 7, 2024

No one seems to believe me about #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/mgvDWvCz9W

— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 🌹 (@TheSeaRose) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet Had some of best wine served before dinner.. pic.twitter.com/KOn4cJxkB3

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet was kept on the down low pic.twitter.com/8KV0JThLKU

— Lincoln 🐈‍⬛ (@TheMenaceCat) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet Took some time to get ready.. pic.twitter.com/D9xWwtt5Qn

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet ended with a refreshing cup of Wilkins Instant Coffee. pic.twitter.com/FDe9si7YaV

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet featured some butt stuff. pic.twitter.com/FwRNl3mbpv

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) February 7, 2024

He talked about chickens A LOT.
It was weird. #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/C2dz6OTlwN

— Brīan Whɛlmîngly🌻 (@OhWhelm) February 7, 2024

Grover dazzled me with he’s amazing dance moves and also told him all night long he is actually a super Grover💛 #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/0j5HKHdcwD

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 7, 2024

His jokes are hit and miss, but he’s so friendly so it’s worth it to grin and bear it.
Wokka, wokka!
#MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/4EtwaGHsSR

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) February 7, 2024

I learned that shouting 'mah-na mah-na!' during climax is frowned upon.
#MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/491c88BZf2

— Brīan Whɛlmîngly🌻 (@OhWhelm) February 7, 2024

Her Beauty hit me hard #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/JXKmvDp7Hc

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) February 7, 2024

Had hecklers #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/QEoGqPQS59

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet

didn't last very long pic.twitter.com/kwn38GCA7o

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet
Aww Cookies…Again pic.twitter.com/sCQ4R05DrF

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 7, 2024

Be Careful What You Order

#MyDateWithAMuppet
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/EZvFlNHWIj

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 7, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven has me seeing & able to talk with every dog/pet I've ever owned for the entire afterlife. pic.twitter.com/Ql5HkRGQSV

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) January 31, 2024

A library in a mossy woodland with a coffee bar. #YourVersionOfHeaven

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven is my porterhouse steak. pic.twitter.com/1zgjzuDXmF

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven

Puppies 🥰 pic.twitter.com/eCYBD19Nvj

— JK (@JKLiveTweets) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven Always has great music 🎶 from the guitar playing continuously… pic.twitter.com/J1hvi12ZyY

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven
🐒 pic.twitter.com/09DR7HNb5r

— 🐾KC🐍 (@ClassicRokker) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven

unlimited pizza pic.twitter.com/clx0wFucCw

— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven A baseball ⚾️ field.. pic.twitter.com/YPSlI7Ugvo

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven
That one guy with the SUPER generous, magic fingers. pic.twitter.com/y1lYOfoEFZ

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) January 31, 2024

Eating cream cheese on a cloud. #YourVersionOfHeaven pic.twitter.com/Jzg509jmfU

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven Dogs making me martinis. pic.twitter.com/s2DI84N8Kw

— Erin (@mind_yo_biznezz) January 31, 2024

In the garden; it’s always summer.#YourVersionOfHeaven pic.twitter.com/uSwfGaPqXn

— Constant Paul ✝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇺🇸 (@CnstantPaul) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven
wherever we're together ❤️ pic.twitter.com/eDctmbKBB7

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) January 31, 2024

Eating carbs without gaining weight #YourVersionOfHeaven pic.twitter.com/fkY6XwZqEI

— Rokingm 🇩🇴 (@Rokingm) January 31, 2024

A TV that never shows commercials or shows I don't like. #YourVersionOfHeaven pic.twitter.com/V9gNZM1UoH

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven won't let me in.

— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven — I'll be flying high in the sky…. pic.twitter.com/BO0CxgSHZz

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven union in the Venn diagram of FoodNetwork combined with Pornhub pic.twitter.com/hOgQZfV1Y1

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven may differ from my version of heaven 😻 pic.twitter.com/pTJ0RvKBjH

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven
Cat Angels… pic.twitter.com/VbrGncnoPx

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 31, 2024

Some Reading Material

#YourVersionOfHeaven
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/TuBXavM1Nl

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 31, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
They better bring my dog pic.twitter.com/KOPg6WugxW

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I’d threaten them with an Atari 2600 cartridge if they didn’t put me back down pic.twitter.com/vSjBxhDrHz

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 24, 2024

I’d confuse them with a phone. #IfAliensAbductedMe pic.twitter.com/uXhU0JuzDo

— Cheryl Superczynski (@csupe) January 24, 2024

They would ask for tree fiddy. #IfAliensAbductedMe pic.twitter.com/G7z2Z0GDcv

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe

I'd introduce them to my Demons as well 😂🥰 pic.twitter.com/iAmlGiCiHO

— ☛ 𝐂𝐚𝐳 #𝐅𝐁𝐏𝐄 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 (@Caz_Cymru) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe it means they've raised their standards. pic.twitter.com/PAfBofcnM2

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe they’d probably want me to choose “in or out” just like humans pic.twitter.com/GhAxC5Fr87

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I'd get them high pic.twitter.com/7i3wxWwKSG

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe All I ask if for high speed internet. pic.twitter.com/pMoiS7vYxJ

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I would go on SNL to talk about it. pic.twitter.com/HDECVmyYYB

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 24, 2024

I’d introduce them to mariachi music #IfAliensAbductedMe pic.twitter.com/6PMYvWgprJ

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I would probably have a good time pic.twitter.com/6cETbc6tgJ

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe ? Hopefully it’s the mother ship… pic.twitter.com/cxxB2he7Gb

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I wonder if I'd be able to call into work and let them know what's up. 📞👽 Hello?! pic.twitter.com/SYEJqwaUEU

— 🇺🇦 Max O'Vermin 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I would have only one question. pic.twitter.com/as3MOYBTu6

— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀🎟️🎶🏃🏾‍♂️🔭 (@Gldni7007) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I’d teach them some kickin’ dance moves! pic.twitter.com/DUVkltPi9c

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I hope they look like Alf. pic.twitter.com/KrIwqbW5zY

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe they'd do a U-turn and drop me back off because I ask too many questions and wouldnt stop touching shit

— BUDTENDER BETTY🌱 (@PETTYBO0P) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
They would probably send me right back… pic.twitter.com/zHpk4wcMtc

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe Would They Let Me Play With Their Toys?

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/WsfQYGDW8C

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 24, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene Vivien Leigh doing her Gone With The Wind monologue at the top of the stairs in Streetcar while Marlon Brando hollers for Stella pic.twitter.com/iXfXqQqY1T

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene I'm Edward pic.twitter.com/vjQz3iIm5n

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) January 17, 2024

You done messed up darn tootin #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/GdTFeemxQf

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene
Show me the money…. pic.twitter.com/DmyTQRy4i4

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) January 17, 2024

Liea: I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.

Vader: God, you're just like your mother…I mean, you're a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! Take her away!#RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/ty771hb14Z

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) January 17, 2024

“see you later, alligator” #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/SKqrn1zAp7

— barking (@m_dicey) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene The whole movie 🎥 is edited and ruined.. pic.twitter.com/wh4duJ4G50

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) January 17, 2024

I’ll never let go, Jack.

(A few moments later)

Oooohhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

#RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/Q1D6UFR1wP

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 17, 2024

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world – she walks in a mime" #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/qkUKILPBqu

— Sinistar (@31morganXXL) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene McLovin pic.twitter.com/PI61Qpn3jm

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) January 17, 2024

“Oh my god how have we never noticed you’re Superman!” #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/HNWFaair9N

— Wes (@220221whatever) January 17, 2024

Marty McFly never goes back in time because he can’t operate a manual transmission.
#RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/fiT5HXfhD9

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) January 17, 2024

I personally think this improves it, but I do admit it's less rawr, more aww…🦖🦉✨

#RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/KN6fATc3KU

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) January 17, 2024

A census taker once tried to test me.
I ate his liver with Diet Mountain Dew and beef-flavored ramen noodles.#RuinAMovieScene

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 17, 2024

You want the tooth? You can’t handle the tooth! #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/ZhGdjnjAik

— Mark Rīter (@MarkRiter) January 17, 2024

Halloween #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/BKODQG2MZK

— CK (@charley_ck14) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene Give the villagers glow sticks and weed whackers. pic.twitter.com/iqExGHGHaw

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/eRp1Re7juY

— SE Still Wearing A 🤬 😷 Beller 🌊✍️ (@SEBeller) January 17, 2024

Peeps #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/otHzFrcHf5

— SE Still Wearing A 🤬 😷 Beller 🌊✍️ (@SEBeller) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene
Sorry E.T.!…. pic.twitter.com/jI9GGcYO9M

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 17, 2024

“Se7en” 1995

#RuinAMovieScene
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/LYo0QfN4kc

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 17, 2024

When #DatingWillyWonka, the chocolate gifts aren't very subtle. pic.twitter.com/BBgd1APw7j

— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka means you into some freaky stuff pic.twitter.com/oCF7psRFbW

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka might be a little nerve-wracking… but I think I could pass a "girlfriend" test! 🤗 pic.twitter.com/Xj7niZgJ9u

— Deb Loves to Cook HEALTHY (but delicious) Food (@DebRuiz319) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka isn't anything like dating me. I don't sugar coat shit!

— Some Guy From Ohio (@HOFcityChris) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka
If he doesn’t wear a condom, Oompa Loompas come in the bedroom and sing a song pic.twitter.com/9bgMcsu52J

— Thomas Salzman (@ThomasSalzman) January 10, 2024

Means he's sweet on you.

#DatingWillyWonka

— ᭙ꫝ♡, ꪑꫀ?͙ 💌📬 (@Lilsweetnspice) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka You would sooner or later get sick of his crazy antics and attitude.. pic.twitter.com/tXUL5KutJN

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) January 10, 2024

He will always arrive in style when he sees you and be heads over heels too♥️ #DatingWillyWonka pic.twitter.com/lZUqW6tzwV

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) January 10, 2024

Dates end with a musical recap #DatingWillyWonka pic.twitter.com/Qgdad2rFuQ

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka
is like dating Snow White:
You eat questionable foods and it’s accompanied by singing short guys.

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 10, 2024

If you're #DatingWillyWonka, just watch out for the surprise creamy filling. pic.twitter.com/MlYr7fbzyy

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) January 10, 2024

1971#DatingWillyWonka

— Palmer (@vasego1) January 10, 2024

When #DatingWillyWonka he’d probably sugarcoat all his compliments. pic.twitter.com/IT6HuVEnH8

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) January 10, 2024

I'm not opposed to doing it in an elevator, but this one's glass. #DatingWillyWonka

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka in the morning you wake, covered in sprinkles. pic.twitter.com/CnnjA0Peqp

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) January 10, 2024

Someone's gonna Augustus Gloop someone's chocolate tube . . .#DatingWillyWonka

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) January 10, 2024

Forget #DatingWillyWonka if you’re not even getting a pic taken with him. pic.twitter.com/4oCKukLTtB

— Ray Zitto (@RayZitto) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka is fine, but if you marry him, the pre-nup will be air-tight. DIvorce him and pic.twitter.com/2HpfPmN11l

— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) January 10, 2024

Probably a little sticky #DatingWillyWonka pic.twitter.com/zjnLDZW5lE

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) January 10, 2024

Code for going to Weight Watchers #DatingWillyWonka

— George n Washington (@ghanker777) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka
Lots of "kisses"…. pic.twitter.com/OAnWC8GxUP

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 10, 2024

He Works His Best Lines

#DatingWillyWonka
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/lOS6fcp8eA

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 10, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons reread the instructions pic.twitter.com/rra90te1dv

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons Be thankful you didn't get piranhas. pic.twitter.com/rRS3YSXyUF

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons you take a nap! pic.twitter.com/careNKEGsy

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons throw it back at them pic.twitter.com/3md98UdhAk

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons seek psychiatric help pic.twitter.com/rqkZ6utpSi

— Robert (@wildjhovall) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons make limoncello!! 😋

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons
Take a bath pic.twitter.com/evTux2Ijlb

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons

Nelson Muntz will appear. pic.twitter.com/f19GwQUq5d

— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons share them with others. pic.twitter.com/qLOjyvfayA

— CK (@charley_ck14) January 3, 2024

Squeeze the Day! #WhenLifeHandsYouLemons pic.twitter.com/fx41x1XT6T

— Tell Ya ☃️❄️ (@telliabear) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons make Lemon Drops. pic.twitter.com/82AmtylO1d

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons balance is everything. #dogtweet 🍋 pic.twitter.com/UBvhZSo3bi

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons now you have an idea for dessert. pic.twitter.com/s1jPy9NlDM

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons make Iron Man helmets for your small pets.🍋😺✨ pic.twitter.com/koBmSZCXGa

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons … pic.twitter.com/HTDnrlYJHs

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) January 3, 2024

You put them in your Cereal❤️ #WhenLifeHandsYouLemons pic.twitter.com/RVvzT7p60i

— Justin (@fivefortweeting) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons
Dress it up a little… pic.twitter.com/1olsK1mKu7

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons Scratch It Off Your List

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/QhgTnGUMbs

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 3, 2024

#MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics
While shepherds washed their socks by night pic.twitter.com/SsnoL9awry

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) December 20, 2023

Mark and Harold and Angel Sing #MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics pic.twitter.com/6MPAxuLU85

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) December 20, 2023

Danny Partridge in a pear tree 🎶 #MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics pic.twitter.com/4xQae8IdQC

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) December 20, 2023

🎶Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire…🎵 #MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics pic.twitter.com/nOFgINqrkb

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) December 20, 2023

#MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics

Bells on Cocktail Rings
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight, oh! pic.twitter.com/KRkltS26Jn

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) December 20, 2023

“Later we’ll have some f*ckin’ pie…” #MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics pic.twitter.com/FiO6LA59Yq

— CK (@charley_ck14) December 20, 2023

Deck the Owls in Towels of folly…🦉✨

#MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics#TowelOwlTuesday pic.twitter.com/85wYAQ21OF

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) December 20, 2023

Given Santa’s affinity for forced labor, these lyrics do seem more appropriate.
#MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics pic.twitter.com/SyEAoMFLQo

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) December 20, 2023

#MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics

Fa ra ra ra ra 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/WQHAY3bNJ3

— JK (@JKLiveTweets) December 20, 2023

All I Want For Christmas Is Hugh #MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics pic.twitter.com/W1MTMYQGhX

— Shirley C 🎶 (@Brozafan) December 20, 2023

#MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics Fish? Deer?… pic.twitter.com/L0HbotdB1F

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 20, 2023

🎶 Little Drummer Boy 🎶

#MisheardChristmasCarolLyrics
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/NOPl2g6lca

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) December 20, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays he stole all the trees on Arbor Day pic.twitter.com/QK1akCLQOk

— mt neverest (@Offspring_4) December 13, 2023

For Thanksgiving, he gives your uncle an early Christmas present:

A bottle of Jack Daniels. #TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays toying with the planet on Earth Day 🌊🌪️⛈️ pic.twitter.com/0w3andym2f

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) December 13, 2023

Fourth of July #TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays pic.twitter.com/4KoF99uktT

— Jason Luczyk (@stooge2727) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays He stole my grocery money. The only tamales will be in my memories & wish list! 😭 pic.twitter.com/DNyu7m1glE

— Deb Loves to Cook HEALTHY (but delicious) Food (@DebRuiz319) December 13, 2023

Those Easter eggs aren't chocolate! #TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays
On St Patrick's Day that's not green beer! pic.twitter.com/poSXown0li

— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays The Grinch Who Gave Out Toothbrushes on Halloween

— YOUNG MT (@MXTracy66) December 13, 2023

Grincho de Mayo #TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays pic.twitter.com/U7BlMawvDx

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays
Mother's Day pic.twitter.com/4JJdd1JcvL

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) December 13, 2023

On your birthday#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays pic.twitter.com/Or8GxHtTqD

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) December 13, 2023

You asshole! You brought a ham for Passover?#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays pic.twitter.com/JoOaFybm3K

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays but he loves Tax Day. pic.twitter.com/7cSvcUqyGn

— Gene Responded and ⤴ (@RacerX393) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays
Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/GT7l4XWTYY

— Gemini Texan ☀️ (@GeminiTexan1994) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays He stole all the candles before Hanukkah.. pic.twitter.com/6M8K9hpyie

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays

Memorial Day, 4th of July, Flag Day, and Veterans Day pic.twitter.com/cE0i9a9ZBL

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays Elvis Day pic.twitter.com/pP2cb9rP6H

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays
Every firework was GREEN pic.twitter.com/sgzqMmgQR1

— Skram (@pharmcat87) December 13, 2023

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays
Yeah like Valentine's Day… pic.twitter.com/QWgAcvYDf6

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 13, 2023

New Years Eve

#TheGrinchRuinsOtherHolidays
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/t1LORUrnr7

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) December 13, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree
Ouch pic.twitter.com/jPzIwP40oZ

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) December 6, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree
You did this too my cousin last year. pic.twitter.com/8kuqrUAYuj

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) December 6, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree Thanks for taking me when no one else would. pic.twitter.com/3bGkUTNj40

— LVGambler123 (@LVGambler123) December 6, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree – It’s not the size that counts! pic.twitter.com/dJrMrTW6df

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) December 6, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree
Not so tough now, are you? pic.twitter.com/vV7CFTv9Xz

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) December 6, 2023

I know what dirty things you’re doing in front of the fireplace 🔥 🎄 #ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree pic.twitter.com/fdAFlMpcrj

— Ray Zitto (@RayZitto) December 6, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree My branches are LIT pic.twitter.com/kJwKSdEyYv

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) December 6, 2023

Let's draw#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree pic.twitter.com/c34O8tL0lj

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) December 6, 2023

Looks like I'm not the only one who's lit. #ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree pic.twitter.com/cCUHCg3LDY

— CK (@charley_ck14) December 6, 2023

Tried thinking of #ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree but I'm stumped pic.twitter.com/wpyG2LZZqD

— Dan (@Danimal941) December 6, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree Former circus acrobat my ass! pic.twitter.com/Uu2n5ukQjF

— George Papoon (@PapoonGeorge) December 6, 2023

Santa's toast.#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree pic.twitter.com/O3B6S6u3B1

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) December 6, 2023

I'LL SHED MY NEEDLES EVERYWHERE, BITCHES!!!🎄💢

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree pic.twitter.com/e6fnGgghWT

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) December 6, 2023

I’ve converted. #ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree pic.twitter.com/bWrIJOQhh2

— Mark Rīter (@MarkRiter) December 6, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree Sure is nice back here in the corner of this yard with all you other ex-Christmas trees, but I wonder what they meant when they said, "see you again on the Fourth of July." pic.twitter.com/ulJtE8GQyX

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) December 6, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree Ugh, this tree skirt is so last winter… pic.twitter.com/yISCdM45Nt

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) December 6, 2023

Just how many Hallmark ornaments should one person be allowed to have?!? #ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) December 6, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree Don’t you think I’ve got enough? pic.twitter.com/oXfJdqO6Hg

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) December 6, 2023

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree Not this year cat!… pic.twitter.com/VUsCC9dxWK

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 6, 2023

Size Matters!

#ThoughtsFromMyChristmasTree
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/3bxHueRodP

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) December 6, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot
Bad Lighting pic.twitter.com/iOJnzKCGyA

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot
A Bad Mood 🤣 pic.twitter.com/sqGwhvgQxa

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) November 29, 2023

Are those really jail bars, or is that just a bed frame flipped up in front of a chimney?#WhatMakesABadMugshot pic.twitter.com/O1NhtFYHKq

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot The one that shows your naughty side.. pic.twitter.com/JEtFQKeKf6

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) November 29, 2023

When the mug has been roughed up beforehand.
#WhatMakesABadMugshot pic.twitter.com/uG8sBoCqiT

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) November 29, 2023

Half a haircut.#WhatMakesABadMugshot pic.twitter.com/KxWH0bPCB3

— LisetteInBlue 🟦 (@bookgirl8) November 29, 2023

Wrong height.

You'd better run if you meet up a with a 3-ft barn owl.

🦉💢

#WhatMakesABadMugshot pic.twitter.com/424yNq6qUu

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot The one where the photographer is a creep.. pic.twitter.com/cz7QZows0e

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot when you submit a photo you took at the bar pic.twitter.com/Q3iwAQSiqn

— Michael Morgan (@natwinpapa) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot no hair & make up people

— Kevin No, Uh Really (@KevinNoahRiley2) November 29, 2023

Even though no one told you to, take off your shirt.#WhatMakesABadMugshot pic.twitter.com/RB2S5PiExZ

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot Butt-head got away pic.twitter.com/DsLoSPeTy0

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) November 29, 2023

When they actually did the crime #WhatMakesABadMugshot pic.twitter.com/cmHSOUlIXV

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot
an ugly mug. pic.twitter.com/SQcPu727Q3

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot It’s not so bad after all.. pic.twitter.com/PeIn9An56y

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot
Being nekked…butt, it happens pic.twitter.com/ZbJZHvRFQY

— B. R.Nekked selflessly (@BRNekked42) November 29, 2023

Too much makeup #WhatMakesABadMugshot pic.twitter.com/BqVR0LJQsM

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 @lauriebiagini.bsky.social (@laurie_biagini) November 29, 2023

The person taking the picture also takes pictures at the DMV.
#WhatMakesABadMugshot

— R.L. Rohd (@torgodog) November 29, 2023

You smile like your Ken from the movie Barbie💗 #WhatMakesABadMugshot pic.twitter.com/Obxx2IjB5K

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot You made a sad clown face. pic.twitter.com/QjQ3tOpAze

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) November 29, 2023

#WhatMakesABadMugshot Not wearing your "lucky" fedora… pic.twitter.com/lAakMsz4Mp

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) November 29, 2023

Can I Get A Re-Take?

#WhatMakesABadMugshot
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/LD5Er9ngp9

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) November 29, 2023