Hashtag Game Top Lists

Might have something to do with how to defeat the enemy #IfCatsTaughtClass pic.twitter.com/ooNJIh8W66

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass you wouldn’t make it to the driver’s test. pic.twitter.com/5P8n9nkV35

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass
They'd teach you how to not paw at a tortoise 🙄🤭🥰 pic.twitter.com/dtLPllYKfo

— Jerry Chacon 'blue check mark' (@chaconkie) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass pic.twitter.com/pQEeA0q5QE

— Paging_DrYardsale (@DrYardSale) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass It looks like this is a "Yoga For Beginners" class. pic.twitter.com/lTfFml6Z6e

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass mathematical formulas would take nine lives to solve! pic.twitter.com/bs7xzzGAZU

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass maybe it would be easier to get through to the younger generation! pic.twitter.com/NdGH5OxtZN

— Nadia Helal (@lalehaidan) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass they would encourage you to think inside the box! pic.twitter.com/JOmjaJSQAu

— Scott Middleton (@PricklyPinecone) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass, Modeling would be the most popular. “Catwalk 101” pic.twitter.com/z8BRyP2CSg

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) June 5, 2024

Practical Gravity 101 #IfCatsTaughtClass pic.twitter.com/ABT8KUid4E

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 (@laurie_biagini) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass cat fishing pic.twitter.com/WjVYfpAsRd

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass you'd be well advised to paw attention 😺🐾 pic.twitter.com/g1KkM1D7RQ

— 🇺🇦 Max O'Vermin 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass
It would go something like this..😹😹😹👍 pic.twitter.com/9bkd2Ejuh9

— Jen (@hashtrashnbash) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass
It would be Hisstory pic.twitter.com/ls9mxuKD7x

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) June 5, 2024

After one hour of lessons, a long nap would be in order. #IfCatsTaughtClass pic.twitter.com/2sLFNwVMff

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass dogs would be better trained… pic.twitter.com/QN0A2mnZXz

— 🇺🇦 Max O'Vermin 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass everyone gets a pad. pic.twitter.com/J74SjGxPpN

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) June 5, 2024

They'd teach self defense….#IfCatsTaughtClass pic.twitter.com/rRG7LTYm7G

— 🕷️♠️°ǝᴉʇɐʞ°♠️🕷️ (@_Katiebyy69_2) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass they might be a bit judgmental pic.twitter.com/InXuPrddI6

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass

We would be at their mercy… pic.twitter.com/14QgcYUBYF

— Al BrooksPacPic (@AlanBro19717256) June 5, 2024

#IfCatsTaughtClass
Perfect Selfies 101… pic.twitter.com/hiCXZYEy2K

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) June 5, 2024

Being A Cat: 101

#IfCatsTaughtClass
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/lNYXMdR2bb

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) June 5, 2024

Godsilly.#NotScaryHorrorMovies pic.twitter.com/RNLZ9p0B9V

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) May 29, 2024

When a Stranger Robocalls #NotScaryHorrorMovies pic.twitter.com/641ffahwCK

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) May 29, 2024

#NotScaryHorrorMovies The Cabinet of Dr. Pepper pic.twitter.com/3R6WNeQLeL

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) May 29, 2024

#NotScaryHorrorMovies
Paws pic.twitter.com/DmHxJXbIyD

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) May 29, 2024

The Blair Project#NotScaryHorrorMovies pic.twitter.com/9AtZMmm0JX

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) May 29, 2024

#NotScaryHorrorMovies
ChuckLe pic.twitter.com/lceYqYb7ry

— Tuppence ComeUppance (@DoubleDsWorth) May 29, 2024

The Shoe Shining #NotScaryHorrorMovies pic.twitter.com/4TsiqFBBiw

— Greg Bernhard (@GregBernhard) May 29, 2024

#NotScaryHorrorMovies
Gums pic.twitter.com/yxvzDmgKGt

— John Miller (@JohnMiller99411) May 29, 2024

So #NotScaryHorrorMovies pic.twitter.com/eZD7Nhahzn

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) May 29, 2024

Children of the Candy Corn #NotScaryHorrorMovies

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) May 29, 2024

Attack of the Killer Brussels Sprouts #NotScaryHorrorMovies pic.twitter.com/mvE51TfBhJ

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) May 29, 2024

The Blair Mensch Project #NotScaryHorrorMovies

— wb (uncomfortable by design) (@BloggingBaker) May 29, 2024

ExorCat 🤎#NotScaryHorrorMovies pic.twitter.com/8NxMgp4pa7

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) May 29, 2024

#NotScaryHorrorMovies
Rosemary Clooney’s Baby. pic.twitter.com/0M49dXdnjS

— R to the U to the STY (@GoodTimeRusty) May 29, 2024

#NotScaryHorrorMovies
The BabaDork. pic.twitter.com/frVDXQJqa0

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) May 29, 2024

Bride of Chucky Cheese #NotScaryHorrorMovies

— Greg Bernhard (@GregBernhard) May 29, 2024

#NotScaryHorrorMovies
The Exorswift. pic.twitter.com/8ZaLZoLIXQ

— R to the U to the STY (@GoodTimeRusty) May 29, 2024

Drag Me To Helen Mirren #NotScaryHorrorMovies

— wb (uncomfortable by design) (@BloggingBaker) May 29, 2024

The Purse of Frankenstein #NotScaryHorrorMovies pic.twitter.com/jS38iAtAzX

— Stuart (@boogiewoogiestu) May 29, 2024

Invasion Of The Body Positivity #NotScaryHorrorMovies

— Eric (@erictheredny) May 29, 2024

#NotScaryHorrorMovies
Aww he's so cute… pic.twitter.com/G83GPucD4C

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) May 29, 2024

“Weds The 13th”

#NotScaryHorrorMovies
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/XyKAFTYoAh

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) May 29, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie
I would look Pretty in Pink 🩷 pic.twitter.com/sP2pEXXR6C

— Diana 🍃 (@ddiiaannaaP3) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie — The science would be….weird. pic.twitter.com/Ghm08zhueT

— OuttaTimeTags (@OuttaTimeTags) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie there’d surely be some sort of regatta that I’d be the underdog in with my last minute boat rehab entry where my friends and nerdy locals helped me beat the town’s rich nemesis. pic.twitter.com/OIqnw9FlUK

— BASEBALL SEASON YET? (@luvu82brewcrew) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie i'd be everything but the prom queen pic.twitter.com/6USh1Z5Mpw

— LVGambler123 (@LVGambler123) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie, I could've been the missing John Cusack or Judd Nelson character. pic.twitter.com/maT54Lu7Aw

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) May 22, 2024

All the time I spent playing Asteroids in my Atari console might come in handy #IfIWasInAn80sMovie pic.twitter.com/sFJNRtn3eZ

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie Meg Ryan wouldn't have had to fake it pic.twitter.com/sRek6aG0Ho

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie I might get emotional pic.twitter.com/gugZGSIoJe

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie
It would be legendary 😉 pic.twitter.com/KXXWjldPaL

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie
Joan Wilder would write about me. pic.twitter.com/UqOTdd8D0P

— WhatSaidTheScribes (@WScribes) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie i would definitely be a goonoe pic.twitter.com/eeXECpTNIU

— LVGambler123 (@LVGambler123) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie I can finally punch a clown and get away with it..🤣 pic.twitter.com/23cP3rjCL8

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie 🎶 I’m alright; no body worry about me..🎶 pic.twitter.com/KhMmbwUaQp

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie I would not open the door to this fella pic.twitter.com/ZjpYfKcsEm

— Stuart (@boogiewoogiestu) May 22, 2024

I'd only have a small bit, despite technically being the main baddie.🦉💧

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie pic.twitter.com/6YDqDQl2Y3

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie I'd be both the geek & the jock.
I'd be beating myself up. pic.twitter.com/NAGHQSHscF

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie I'd have a full tank of gas but no cigarettes pic.twitter.com/p9cNKLHsDv

— Darryl Cat (@darrylvalc) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie I would get excited when I saw myself on screen. pic.twitter.com/A9V8xcbIOB

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie
I'd "work" 9 to 5. pic.twitter.com/B2LU3oMBRF

— WhatSaidTheScribes (@WScribes) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie
It was probably on betamax pic.twitter.com/zE73VlbZDe

— B. R.Nekked selflessly (@BRNekked42) May 22, 2024

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie
I'd have a cute furry sidekick that I'd take good care of… pic.twitter.com/bLFg4QYaWQ

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) May 22, 2024

“Ghostbusters” 1984

#IfIWasInAn80sMovie
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/1Sw8AtCpTt

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) May 22, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible

I'd become Annoying Invisible Guy. pic.twitter.com/3QJg9BBHEc

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible, I'll still get on your nerves pic.twitter.com/V9WZ6azcaH

— JK (@JKLiveTweets) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I’d break all the rules pic.twitter.com/qmkCcGj9GJ

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I would be the “King of Introverts” pic.twitter.com/wjpvixOC6w

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible pic.twitter.com/DJG2ZVb6ca

— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I'd occasionally amuse myself by scaring the bejesus out of self-styled ghost hunters. pic.twitter.com/wHvGfgm8fz

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I could walk around naked all day. pic.twitter.com/14nf6SyKaM

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) May 15, 2024

In the right setting, camouflage does the job!🌳🦉✨

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible pic.twitter.com/Jw4U6Hx1eH

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I’d eavesdrop on soooo many conversations (more than I already do). pic.twitter.com/uRYuczCS9p

— 𝓐• (@_spudi) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I’d finally win the race.. pic.twitter.com/9zKzASseV5

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) May 15, 2024

I'd have a few laughs with it . . .#IfICouldBecomeInvisible pic.twitter.com/GCfQeffW2X

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I would exit dramatically pic.twitter.com/fvv5a9RZKs

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible …if? I already am. pic.twitter.com/vmfhTK8P8N

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible it would be way more convenient than the hidden cameras pic.twitter.com/LDQuuU6cvj

— WChrisG , The worm is in control (@wchrisg0528) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I'd probably do it often pic.twitter.com/xkGteAvtAN

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) May 15, 2024

Like I was for 4 years of high school? No thanks. #IfICouldBecomeInvisible

— Roロろ🇩🇴 (@Rokingm) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible

What do you mean, if? pic.twitter.com/5HalhQNUHj

— ItsMeHelen (@ItsMeHelenMary) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible, how would you know if I'm walking around naked or not? pic.twitter.com/ow2HyASICj

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible
I would still wear a hat… pic.twitter.com/24AFhoqjHl

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) May 15, 2024

I Know The First Thing I’d Do

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Ea1r6tUmOc

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) May 15, 2024

Labeling stuff improperly #WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/tEUVMZTPcS

— Noel Tapia (@Noel_T10) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
With the most expensive expense report ever.

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
I do great photocopy work pic.twitter.com/7T5fhrEUZY

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
Give them a mug. pic.twitter.com/vGlrS3K2s3

— R to the U to the STY (@GoodTimeRusty) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss work hard and expect to be appreciated.

— stankbo0t (@Fenc3) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/XXqt4pX4XC

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss offer to help him with his little problem pic.twitter.com/jyCxOFS5Vc

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) May 8, 2024

You try hard to do your job really fast #WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/66p5Y556nS

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss Always do more than expected. For example: if you are an elevator operator and the boss wants to go to the 5th floor, take her to the 17th! pic.twitter.com/JJRI4pTIw8

— mt neverest (@Offspring_4) May 8, 2024

Dress comfortably during meetings#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/kGWTUYXCXf

— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss arrive Kool-aid man style pic.twitter.com/PlEfKFh0sJ

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
Pat on the Tushy pic.twitter.com/4zVV5GcFWU

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) May 8, 2024

Starting a fire without a spark #WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/qYmcWk6iSU

— Dan (@Danimal941) May 8, 2024

Take out your frustration on their printer 💗 #WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/ns8NLBMuki

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
Saving money on coffee filter papers by using the receipts needed for tax deductions

— Scarab (@ScarabOfficial) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss

Park in their spot so they know you arrived to work before they did pic.twitter.com/jHS2NNiVNk

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss rope skills pic.twitter.com/JpPvzZJ97m

— WChrisG , The worm is in control (@wchrisg0528) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
When You Praise Boss's Wife 🤣 pic.twitter.com/REa8BEXkeX

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
Napping on the Job… pic.twitter.com/q0Lrmu3ReU

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) May 8, 2024

Come Look At My New Skills!

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/sDaHpD4NHF

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) May 8, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview asking this pic.twitter.com/w1kAFlad4o

— Movieman Steve (@Movieman_1970) May 1, 2024

Taking too many bathroom breaks #RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/G2bsQ9DZU1

— Leandra (@tiffany2muchfl) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/Xpaodz3U8g

— 🇺🇦HumpDayHashTags🐫 BLM #VoteBlue 🇺🇦 (@HumpDayHashTags) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/PJTuKjajDs

— Re-bec-ca Les-ner Sch-lae-ger (@mentalgirlbooks) May 1, 2024

Lied on your resume #RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/AJAIuLLfib

— Julia Gulia (@SwimmerJlo) May 1, 2024

Pull out your phone and play hashtag games

#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/qDIIj3RFlO

— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) May 1, 2024

Use the force #RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/EGPdSorEG2

— Gabby (@gaviota926) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview
Explain how the most influential person in your life is Cardi-B.

— MrsJenzyJenJenzinita AARP NERD (@47young1) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview ☄️

Highlight your senior pic on LinkedIn! pic.twitter.com/sL3IQSVTMD

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview
Can I use my last probation officer as a reference? pic.twitter.com/uyHEslS4IP

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) May 1, 2024

Bring your mom with you#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/DdLmIVtfP7

— Tell Ya 🌸 (@telliabear) May 1, 2024

Interviewer: Can you preform under pressure??

Me: No, but I could try bohemian rhapsody

Interviewer:#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/CBK0YsSZJv

— 🕷️♠️°ǝᴉʇɐʞ°♠️🕷️ (@_Katiebyy69_2) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview

I used to work with The Bobs@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/wmD9698srV

— Jeff🍷 (@JeffSarcastic) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview ? Tell the interviewer to just ignore the flashing lights on your ankle bracelet…

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview
take a whisky flask out of your pocket (if you do this, at least offer your prospective employer a pull) pic.twitter.com/neAi8Y6tcC

— mt neverest (@Offspring_4) May 1, 2024

My casual Friday attire . . .#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/zItYW0ujTt

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) May 1, 2024

Do whatever I'm doing apparently #RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/jCznFpMapf

— Dan (@Danimal941) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview by drinking straight from the bottle. pic.twitter.com/TAIXCgpKgu

— Deep Hurting 🐀 🌊🐈‍⬛ (@DeepHurting1) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview be yourself. pic.twitter.com/NJzDTudw7i

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) May 1, 2024

Hand ventriloquism#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/G5A47Oub9h

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview
Is this your Resume?!… pic.twitter.com/a23kWzZDqD

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) May 1, 2024

“Special Skills”

#RuinAJobInterview
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/nWaoU1Tmh4

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) May 1, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate

Same rules as humans – what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas pic.twitter.com/GnhpBNYq8D

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate everything has to go purrfect pic.twitter.com/K3xhOX7C1E

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they know what they like. pic.twitter.com/TF4c2C2mYO

— Just Erin 🍷🦄 (@ErinBode) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they may be jumping on the bed later. pic.twitter.com/wor6xQN2cd

— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 (@TheSeaRose) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they want to be let off the leash pic.twitter.com/OAN8IKTtOl

— Here I Am (@HereIAm85661913) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate
Sometimes they get encaged. 🤓 pic.twitter.com/p05OaZpBJv

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate pic.twitter.com/YOGVQwmwit

— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate the licking begins pic.twitter.com/diHGQ0Nzd4

— Here I Am (@HereIAm85661913) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate
They practice their seduction dance all day prior. pic.twitter.com/fSKJA8tx3u

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate

They may not be compatible pic.twitter.com/w2O2AEO7yc

— 🎼KT🎶(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。🎶 (@PoliticsNews111) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they demand to be wined and dined pic.twitter.com/bHFh7CyyDy

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they bring their apetite pic.twitter.com/ILtesuAn0g

— no worries (@no1worries1) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they skip the small-talk. pic.twitter.com/0k4gxGiFOq

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 (@laurie_biagini) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate there’s always a chance of heavy petting. pic.twitter.com/GAedzDMYL7

— CK (@charley_ck14) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they can go without the pants. pic.twitter.com/lVyizeq04K

— John Reyes (@2pogi4u) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate, one inevitably goes home alone. pic.twitter.com/odzKX7fFQm

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) April 24, 2024

They're out for seducktion.🦆✨

#WhenPetsGoOnADate pic.twitter.com/ZAlvmttT9N

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate
they make sure they're wearing the pawfect outfit!… pic.twitter.com/BKKuiqTYkB

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 24, 2024

You Didn’t Tell Me About THAT

#WhenPetsGoOnADate
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/4zyZKZWBvo

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 24, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports I Can’t Bring Along My Energy Drinks pic.twitter.com/kv8XZExBEh

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
lack of body parts-eye coordination pic.twitter.com/rB1VyF1q3s

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports

My arms are too short and my noggin's too big! pic.twitter.com/U4jrQfbAoj

— TamR MEd (@TamRootbeer) April 17, 2024

Because there aren’t enough sports I can participate in while lying down #WhyImBadAtSports pic.twitter.com/YrswL3kgpc

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports I have a short attention span. pic.twitter.com/hEs8jGFxv3

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) April 17, 2024

The bullies are always hanging around the court.🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

#WhyImBadAtSports pic.twitter.com/PT7rBZaAwX

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
It is right there in the name !
BADminton pic.twitter.com/WVh97h0w8H

— B. R.Nekked selflessly (@BRNekked42) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
My breasts always get in the way. pic.twitter.com/oXShAFBc2a

— CherylT2000 (@cheryl_t2000) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
I am bad with both hands 😉 pic.twitter.com/fXPB70rsA0

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) April 17, 2024

Honestly? It’s because i am constantly surrounded by people that are better than me 😤#WhyImBadAtSports pic.twitter.com/lNUKQDbeVe

— Stuart (@boogiewoogiestu) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports Getting hit with the ball hurts pic.twitter.com/3RAg7AK3MD

— Ronault (@RonaultT) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports

But I'm not bad at sports.
I have the participation trophies to prove it.
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 pic.twitter.com/PNHU8RSnUV

— 🎼KT🎶(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。🎶 (@PoliticsNews111) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports Vodka & sports don't mix pic.twitter.com/urkfHtsbpU

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) April 17, 2024

Because there’s no “I” in “TEAM” #WhyImBadAtSports pic.twitter.com/j8PTvjKauR

— HeyJude (@HeyJude58906691) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
Because the Boston Buffet Marathon in not currently a recognized sport. pic.twitter.com/Qeg7oU9IXe

— John Miller (@JohnMiller99411) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports I'm Old School pic.twitter.com/E9zBAbc0iY

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) April 17, 2024

I practiced dunking with donuts instead of basketballs #WhyImBadAtSports pic.twitter.com/iWggyO8IGw

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports? 🎾🎾🎾🎾

Too many takes. Not enough throws. pic.twitter.com/WzZQdW5RDo

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports outdated training regime pic.twitter.com/OiUDiDaTFa

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
Wrong helmet… pic.twitter.com/V2nDp2PlYp

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 17, 2024

Yeah…….That Ain’t Happening

#WhyImBadAtSports
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/0Z6vDaDTvR

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 17, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails
I built the damn swing
…. didn't say how long it would stay up …. pic.twitter.com/hJ59ZbdNWi

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) April 10, 2024

The outdoor BBQ Grill Pit doesn’t look like it did in the picture 💕 #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/kjXjWCG2dZ

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails

Bagging your lumber in an effort to complain about the cost of lumber pic.twitter.com/YVuMJkbHFo

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails — With the price of housing these days… pic.twitter.com/3OPIOuVzYm

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) April 10, 2024

You get the wrong kind of visitors! #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/jt8UMNBVzD

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) April 10, 2024

After an earthquake, tape doesn’t always work #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/LvVZq92apA

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails While fixing the closet shelves the whole thing came tumbling down. pic.twitter.com/Mz8KINMkif

— CherylT2000 (@cheryl_t2000) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails sending your husband to do the job to save money pic.twitter.com/2LGMmdIMay

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails Don’t Put Your Foot In It pic.twitter.com/w8Pi2zsHwn

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails when you forgot to put in a nail pic.twitter.com/QBhM0Hztqk

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails

Leaving the tools lay around unsupervised pic.twitter.com/W6zxgVj3Vj

— 🎼KT🎶(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。🎶 (@PoliticsNews111) April 10, 2024

DIY it together #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/DJiFOfB8LX

— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ (@SadlyCatless) April 10, 2024

Homemade hot tub
😉#HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/E6zYgoi5ON

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) April 10, 2024

Using the wrong workbench #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/PEAMI4TD39

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) April 10, 2024

DIY🕊️💧

#HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/CZkoRAwsxz

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails
That So Called Gardening
Expert in Every Home 🤣 pic.twitter.com/VR4qZFYEAO

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) April 10, 2024

Installing the new air condition 80's style. #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/OB6xVAU0rG

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails
What hole?… pic.twitter.com/kaP5FowUYh

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 10, 2024

Using A Ladder

#HomeImprovementFails
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/vZB2xtRVcw

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 10, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes for Dummies. #themoreyouknow 🌈✨ pic.twitter.com/CPOf1H5xU3

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes just look at all those receipts and say fuck ithttps://t.co/mjd5PTEmg9 pic.twitter.com/sdSt3eVbAm

— Good ol'Irish boy 🇮🇪 (@timvicious) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes Try to pic.twitter.com/2ZLwss4J1x

— Ronault (@RonaultT) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes In an asylum’s padded room.. pic.twitter.com/7wfLOZiQ3B

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes
Thinking about how rich people don't have to pay taxes pic.twitter.com/tfCWAzR1Tb

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes Fraudulently apparently.. pic.twitter.com/BJZUGhluob

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) April 3, 2024

Having a loose definition of the word child #HowNotToDoYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/Yl4Pw1iKsu

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) April 3, 2024

Be a Mega Church, they never pay. #HowNotToDoYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/lGCnCp6I0Y

— 🪬🇺🇦🌻 mon petit choufleur 💙🇺🇸🪬 (@ASassy_Tart) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes With a Dear IRS letter… pic.twitter.com/ww7NO5a66E

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes Abacus and tablet pic.twitter.com/MCUGbZrJ2E

— Star Glider (@StarGliderWords) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes fill them out with a crayon pic.twitter.com/ngV5RqWXXz

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes forget about them pic.twitter.com/5EtPmT8jSh

— Ronault (@RonaultT) April 3, 2024

E-file, don't defile #HowNotToDoYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/xzGXVkgCHK

— Dan (@Danimal941) April 3, 2024

Take advice from this guy #HowNotToDoYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/XUAuRb1fKt

— Fortuna Primaveris (@Nerienis) April 3, 2024

Evade #HowNotToDoYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/jz3xaLG6BT

— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ (@SadlyCatless) April 3, 2024

Standing in front of the IRS building and mooning them.
#HowNotToDoYourTaxes

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes
bring your grossest receipts pic.twitter.com/PHkGcQ2wrS

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes
When you're winegry! pic.twitter.com/vFjB6mfsQh

— Lisa Champney (@ChampneyLisa) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes
And that equals… pic.twitter.com/eisc1Hj0wz

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 3, 2024

While Drunk

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/t7yX9HyNaV

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 3, 2024