Hashtag Game Top Lists

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame this would be the dice pic.twitter.com/jvjZIcuhi2

— Mick 🦅 (@MickDavis5) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame

I've covered most things in my life at LIFE. pic.twitter.com/u5kVhvqhYG

— Diane Marie's Hubby (@Dianemarieshub) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame it would be Jumanji, and I’d still be waiting in the jungle for someone to roll the right number. 😵‍💫 pic.twitter.com/tp47MU6gUu

— Tiare Liberty Sol ☀️🌺 (@Tiare75) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame
It’d be a solo game of Monopoly
😂😭 pic.twitter.com/rqChp84xQB

— Jake (@CoolHand_Jake) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame Smart Ass.. pic.twitter.com/30PEFILOCh

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) March 6, 2024

Risk!!!! #IfMyLifeWasABoardgame

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame
It would be gathering dust on a shelf pic.twitter.com/UGwwGhyWbj

— 💀⚰️🪦Melody 🎶🖤🎶 (@FoolHearted17) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame I'd show Professor Plum my secret passageway. pic.twitter.com/RoE3z8T2Cz

— WhatSaidTheScribes (@WScribes) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame I would lead the defence of the White City against the forces of Minas Morgul. pic.twitter.com/Swr9BAO1sj

— FTJ (@fairytalejedi) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame I would pursue trivia. What is the game named after this activity?

— Ray*mond Li*terally (@madbarrister) March 6, 2024

The rules would be really hard to understand #IfMyLifeWasABoardgame pic.twitter.com/AK9tNPm6sU

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) March 6, 2024

I’d lose all the important pieces #IfMyLifeWasABoardgame

— Jesse Barfield (@JesseBarfieldPi) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame it would be a combination of Sorry and Trouble because I'm always apologizing when I'm in trouble. pic.twitter.com/rLXdoGQqyW

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame it would be called Monotony

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame I'd be the Queen pic.twitter.com/rWWWdDPcUT

— ItsMeHelen (@ItsMeHelenMary) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame Apparently, we're not all playing the same version of Monopoly.

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) March 6, 2024

I'd build this elaborate mouse trap that didn't work#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame pic.twitter.com/whb1KS7nxN

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame playing with myself in public wouldn't be frowned upon

— Doctor 420 (@TheTrueDocLove) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame I’d constantly be playing with myself. pic.twitter.com/Z68pMlxsqD

— R to the U to the STY (@GoodTimeRusty) March 6, 2024

Can I get store credit?#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame

— Loco Lion Around 🦁🌹💀 (@LeonWalder2) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame I would never make it around the board… pic.twitter.com/LknfPSGtGZ

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 6, 2024

#IfMyLifeWasABoardgame I Would Use It To My Advantage

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/y4gKu4WOBv

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 6, 2024

#ProofImGettingOld
Snap, crackle, and pop isn’t just for breakfast. 😬 pic.twitter.com/o2WOPixqdt

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) February 28, 2024

I spend most of my time googling slang terms the Gen Z says nowadays 💕 #ProofImGettingOld pic.twitter.com/yHwJkKbX7L

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 28, 2024

My hair lost all its melanin. #ProofImGettingOld pic.twitter.com/b8UDDGPIzz

— Lauren Henry (@saxchik) February 28, 2024

Can’t Tweet without my reading glasses #ProofImGettingOld pic.twitter.com/R8aV6qYqOr

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) February 28, 2024

Damned mirrors are always laughing 😉 #ProofImGettingOld pic.twitter.com/me9WUizEVS

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) February 28, 2024

#ProofImGettingOld
All my favorite songs are playing at the grocery store. pic.twitter.com/MsItNx6R4U

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) February 28, 2024

#ProofImGettingOld
People are getting up to offer their seat for you.. pic.twitter.com/fWXGurIkJq

— Greg-Ghost (@Gregghost2) February 28, 2024

I didn't know any of the award winners on the Grammy's this year #ProofImGettingOld

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) February 28, 2024

#ProofImGettingOld
Clapper jokes aren't as funny as they used to be. pic.twitter.com/UuWptIge99

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) February 28, 2024

#ProofImGettingOld
My bladder is my alarm clock pic.twitter.com/T8evaWOElQ

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) February 28, 2024

Saw a picture of my mom, but it turned out to be a mirror. #ProofImGettingOld pic.twitter.com/TDdYPgRGaC

— CK (@charley_ck14) February 28, 2024

#ProofImGettingOld

My birthday cake looks more like a bonfire pic.twitter.com/IIYWW9MD8d

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) February 28, 2024

I have to do the Macarena dance to make sure I have everything before I leave the house. #ProofImGettingOld pic.twitter.com/4qET8jzuzk

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) February 28, 2024

You have to turn the radio volume down when looking for a street address!#ProofImGettingOld@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/AvSRLG8Cf4

— 🇨🇦~Canadian Lass Kinda~🇨🇦 from #NovaScotia ! (@hgmackinnon) February 28, 2024

Gawt Damn mirrors
#ProofImGettingOld pic.twitter.com/sf7LJwcyNb

— KimDifford (@DiffordKim) February 28, 2024

My drug of choice is Advil
#ProofImGettingOld

— Acidic Blonde™️ (@Acidic_Blonde) February 28, 2024

#ProofImGettingOld jewelry is a new “Medic Alert” bracelet. pic.twitter.com/pPvBP2soFa

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) February 28, 2024

Sounds i used to do making the sex i now make getting outta the chair #ProofImGettingOld

— michael greer (@mgreer423) February 28, 2024

I was in bed by 9 #ProofImGettingOld pic.twitter.com/g9DHp0k7Au

— Some Guy From Ohio (@HOFcityChris) February 28, 2024

#ProofImGettingOld
I walked into this hashtag and forgot why

— Gnarlton AKA CarltonClash he/him (@Crash2411) February 28, 2024

#ProofImGettingOld
Can't find anything anymore… pic.twitter.com/CCOOWtqhQu

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 28, 2024

#ProofImGettingOld The Amount Of Times I Have To Pee During The Night

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/RJUuByWUva

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 28, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway
Hammylton pic.twitter.com/yPjyk21baH

— Eliu Perez (@loueliu) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway
They'd be Wicked. pic.twitter.com/jm7eSZrpac

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) February 21, 2024

All about Romeo #IfPetsWereOnBroadway pic.twitter.com/2dACOxegBu

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway
The Appaws would go on Fur-ever!

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway the set repair budget would be ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/a5KfNJKO9j

— Deep Hurting 🐀 🌊🐈‍⬛ (@DeepHurting1) February 21, 2024

They would hog the spotlight. #IfPetsWereOnBroadway pic.twitter.com/Ypzh9MtAwe

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway
Puss and Kinky Boots pic.twitter.com/yp1D2TpVN1

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway it would be The Sound of Mewsic! pic.twitter.com/brg0Z5dvNv

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway, I bet a St. Bernardette Peters would be lovely. pic.twitter.com/0iCy9XLilu

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) February 21, 2024

Chewed up kinky boots #IfPetsWereOnBroadway

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) February 21, 2024

I’m a Labradoodle Dandy #IfPetsWereOnBroadway pic.twitter.com/D4Ff2rxc0u

— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ (@SadlyCatless) February 21, 2024

La Cage Au Foals#IfPetsWereOnBroadway

— ᭙ꫝ♡, ꪑꫀ?͙ 💌📬 (@Lilsweetnspice) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway
The Book of Marmaduke pic.twitter.com/fe4dSLbLV7

— Mickey Martini 🍸🟦 (@MickeyNails2) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway
Snakespeare pic.twitter.com/O6l3E3NoC6

— Eliu Perez (@loueliu) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway the line for the litter box during intermission would be so long. pic.twitter.com/EmfV9kDMm0

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) February 21, 2024

Hound of Music #IfPetsWereOnBroadway

— St.Renato 😇 Martyr Lazy Bones (@mott57093) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway
The You'd Get To See a 🤣
Doghead Frog Under a Hat pic.twitter.com/qN6R5W1lRN

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) February 21, 2024

525,600 Biscuits#IfPetsWereOnBroadway pic.twitter.com/Dwe1hhUMwH

— 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 (@thocpodcast) February 21, 2024

Phantom of the Opurra🍫😺

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway pic.twitter.com/yKdnwBITNm

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) February 21, 2024

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway
I'm Not Throwing Away My…Ball! pic.twitter.com/WQ0UGQQ3qA

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 21, 2024

“Cats”

#IfPetsWereOnBroadway
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/A4CSd1qXHj

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 21, 2024

#BadWeddingsVows… pic.twitter.com/L8PMeZ4N2a

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) February 14, 2024

It would be a great honour to spend rest of my life with you until I find your secret Tinder account and hookup with your sister at cookouts💕 #BadWeddingsVows pic.twitter.com/E0zWsKvEzs

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 14, 2024

Dowry auction #BadWeddingsVows pic.twitter.com/EWH9TdwqOu

— 𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣 (@cityrider49) February 14, 2024

Clint gets to be Joker #BadWeddingsVows pic.twitter.com/xs96qhSIGP

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) February 14, 2024

Serenity Vow! #BadWeddingsVows pic.twitter.com/2NQt66SnGu

— Dan (@Danimal941) February 14, 2024

Beetle juice beetle juice beetle juice #BadWeddingsVows

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) February 14, 2024

#BadWeddingsVows guess you’ll have to do pic.twitter.com/nipnXwPYNO

— mt neverest (@Offspring_4) February 14, 2024

#BadWeddingsVows pic.twitter.com/fp17xc4sh8

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) February 14, 2024

#BadWeddingsVows love and cherish each other and their twin, and anyone on my celebrity top 5 hot list

— LVGambler123 (@LVGambler123) February 14, 2024

There can be no #BadWeddingsVows if the bride runs away. pic.twitter.com/7u7XNTYCg5

— Mini T (@MiniT46) February 14, 2024

#BadWeddingsVows As far as I'm concerned, anything cutesy and personal that you wrote yourself. Love, Honor, Cherish, Yadda, yadda, yadda, hit the bar! pic.twitter.com/nGvgSqTokQ

— Wayne Hepner (@meamwayne) February 14, 2024

It’s a Trap #BadWeddingsVows pic.twitter.com/pFRR41DStJ

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) February 14, 2024

Alright… this is the last time #BadWeddingsVows

— James (@jjgallywags) February 14, 2024

Let’s face it, with an average divorce rate of 40-50% let’s just say the odds are even…#BadWeddingsVows pic.twitter.com/pKTISPTVhU

— Constant Paul ✝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇺🇸 (@CnstantPaul) February 14, 2024

#BadWeddingsVows — Reciting bad limericks about a man from Nantucket. pic.twitter.com/h3VA4QdoXc

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) February 14, 2024

I vow to take full advantage of the prenup you signed that greatly benefits me. #BadWeddingsVows

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) February 14, 2024

To have and to choke hold#BadWeddingsVows pic.twitter.com/GdDP0eVjMS

— Mary🌻the🌻Nylon🌻Dragon (@NylonDragon) February 14, 2024

I Love you Til Death do us Part..Now Which Part?#BadWeddingsVows pic.twitter.com/hafkjsJ5HZ

— Mark Aurand (@MarkAurand11) February 14, 2024

#BadWeddingsVows
Obey You're Cat?!… pic.twitter.com/8fDvAYNaWa

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 14, 2024

Hidden Messages

#BadWeddingsVows
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/RdhRIxI4kn

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 14, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet There’s a lot of pressure when dating an endangered species 🦅 pic.twitter.com/f4pZ60KCoe

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet tasted like bacon pic.twitter.com/1urq4Ur7X5

— Ain't no dog like an old dog. (@russel_nelson) February 7, 2024

We danced our cares away #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/rgykfe3clO

— Tell Ya ❄️ (@telliabear) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet ended explosively pic.twitter.com/Rr8mee0mve

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet got awkward when I listed types of bait and fishing as a hobby. pic.twitter.com/ZgvLt51ncx

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet he cooked a tasty meal for me, but I needed Google Translate for most of it pic.twitter.com/kbn1smwmTp

— ミ★ 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘍 ★彡 (@BearDublin) February 7, 2024

No one seems to believe me about #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/mgvDWvCz9W

— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 🌹 (@TheSeaRose) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet Had some of best wine served before dinner.. pic.twitter.com/KOn4cJxkB3

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet was kept on the down low pic.twitter.com/8KV0JThLKU

— Lincoln 🐈‍⬛ (@TheMenaceCat) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet Took some time to get ready.. pic.twitter.com/D9xWwtt5Qn

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet ended with a refreshing cup of Wilkins Instant Coffee. pic.twitter.com/FDe9si7YaV

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet featured some butt stuff. pic.twitter.com/FwRNl3mbpv

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) February 7, 2024

He talked about chickens A LOT.
It was weird. #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/C2dz6OTlwN

— Brīan Whɛlmîngly🌻 (@OhWhelm) February 7, 2024

Grover dazzled me with he’s amazing dance moves and also told him all night long he is actually a super Grover💛 #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/0j5HKHdcwD

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) February 7, 2024

His jokes are hit and miss, but he’s so friendly so it’s worth it to grin and bear it.
Wokka, wokka!
#MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/4EtwaGHsSR

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) February 7, 2024

I learned that shouting 'mah-na mah-na!' during climax is frowned upon.
#MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/491c88BZf2

— Brīan Whɛlmîngly🌻 (@OhWhelm) February 7, 2024

Her Beauty hit me hard #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/JXKmvDp7Hc

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) February 7, 2024

Had hecklers #MyDateWithAMuppet pic.twitter.com/QEoGqPQS59

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet

didn't last very long pic.twitter.com/kwn38GCA7o

— ☃️KT❄️(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。 (@PoliticsNews111) February 7, 2024

#MyDateWithAMuppet
Aww Cookies…Again pic.twitter.com/sCQ4R05DrF

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) February 7, 2024

Be Careful What You Order

#MyDateWithAMuppet
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/EZvFlNHWIj

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) February 7, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven has me seeing & able to talk with every dog/pet I've ever owned for the entire afterlife. pic.twitter.com/Ql5HkRGQSV

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) January 31, 2024

A library in a mossy woodland with a coffee bar. #YourVersionOfHeaven

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven is my porterhouse steak. pic.twitter.com/1zgjzuDXmF

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven

Puppies 🥰 pic.twitter.com/eCYBD19Nvj

— JK (@JKLiveTweets) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven Always has great music 🎶 from the guitar playing continuously… pic.twitter.com/J1hvi12ZyY

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven
🐒 pic.twitter.com/09DR7HNb5r

— 🐾KC🐍 (@ClassicRokker) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven

unlimited pizza pic.twitter.com/clx0wFucCw

— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven A baseball ⚾️ field.. pic.twitter.com/YPSlI7Ugvo

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven
That one guy with the SUPER generous, magic fingers. pic.twitter.com/y1lYOfoEFZ

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) January 31, 2024

Eating cream cheese on a cloud. #YourVersionOfHeaven pic.twitter.com/Jzg509jmfU

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven Dogs making me martinis. pic.twitter.com/s2DI84N8Kw

— Erin (@mind_yo_biznezz) January 31, 2024

In the garden; it’s always summer.#YourVersionOfHeaven pic.twitter.com/uSwfGaPqXn

— Constant Paul ✝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇺🇸 (@CnstantPaul) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven
wherever we're together ❤️ pic.twitter.com/eDctmbKBB7

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) January 31, 2024

Eating carbs without gaining weight #YourVersionOfHeaven pic.twitter.com/fkY6XwZqEI

— Rokingm 🇩🇴 (@Rokingm) January 31, 2024

A TV that never shows commercials or shows I don't like. #YourVersionOfHeaven pic.twitter.com/V9gNZM1UoH

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven won't let me in.

— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven — I'll be flying high in the sky…. pic.twitter.com/BO0CxgSHZz

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven union in the Venn diagram of FoodNetwork combined with Pornhub pic.twitter.com/hOgQZfV1Y1

— WChrisG , yes that one (@wchrisg0528) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven may differ from my version of heaven 😻 pic.twitter.com/pTJ0RvKBjH

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) January 31, 2024

#YourVersionOfHeaven
Cat Angels… pic.twitter.com/VbrGncnoPx

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 31, 2024

Some Reading Material

#YourVersionOfHeaven
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/TuBXavM1Nl

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 31, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
They better bring my dog pic.twitter.com/KOPg6WugxW

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I’d threaten them with an Atari 2600 cartridge if they didn’t put me back down pic.twitter.com/vSjBxhDrHz

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 24, 2024

I’d confuse them with a phone. #IfAliensAbductedMe pic.twitter.com/uXhU0JuzDo

— Cheryl Superczynski (@csupe) January 24, 2024

They would ask for tree fiddy. #IfAliensAbductedMe pic.twitter.com/G7z2Z0GDcv

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe

I'd introduce them to my Demons as well 😂🥰 pic.twitter.com/iAmlGiCiHO

— ☛ 𝐂𝐚𝐳 #𝐅𝐁𝐏𝐄 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 (@Caz_Cymru) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe it means they've raised their standards. pic.twitter.com/PAfBofcnM2

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe they’d probably want me to choose “in or out” just like humans pic.twitter.com/GhAxC5Fr87

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I'd get them high pic.twitter.com/7i3wxWwKSG

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe All I ask if for high speed internet. pic.twitter.com/pMoiS7vYxJ

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I would go on SNL to talk about it. pic.twitter.com/HDECVmyYYB

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 24, 2024

I’d introduce them to mariachi music #IfAliensAbductedMe pic.twitter.com/6PMYvWgprJ

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I would probably have a good time pic.twitter.com/6cETbc6tgJ

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe ? Hopefully it’s the mother ship… pic.twitter.com/cxxB2he7Gb

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I wonder if I'd be able to call into work and let them know what's up. 📞👽 Hello?! pic.twitter.com/SYEJqwaUEU

— 🇺🇦 Max O'Vermin 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I would have only one question. pic.twitter.com/as3MOYBTu6

— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀🎟️🎶🏃🏾‍♂️🔭 (@Gldni7007) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
I’d teach them some kickin’ dance moves! pic.twitter.com/DUVkltPi9c

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe I hope they look like Alf. pic.twitter.com/KrIwqbW5zY

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe they'd do a U-turn and drop me back off because I ask too many questions and wouldnt stop touching shit

— BUDTENDER BETTY🌱 (@PETTYBO0P) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe
They would probably send me right back… pic.twitter.com/zHpk4wcMtc

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 24, 2024

#IfAliensAbductedMe Would They Let Me Play With Their Toys?

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/WsfQYGDW8C

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 24, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene Vivien Leigh doing her Gone With The Wind monologue at the top of the stairs in Streetcar while Marlon Brando hollers for Stella pic.twitter.com/iXfXqQqY1T

— ✨💫 Alicia 💫✨ (@silentmoviegirl) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene I'm Edward pic.twitter.com/vjQz3iIm5n

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) January 17, 2024

You done messed up darn tootin #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/GdTFeemxQf

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene
Show me the money…. pic.twitter.com/DmyTQRy4i4

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) January 17, 2024

Liea: I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.

Vader: God, you're just like your mother…I mean, you're a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! Take her away!#RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/ty771hb14Z

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) January 17, 2024

“see you later, alligator” #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/SKqrn1zAp7

— barking (@m_dicey) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene The whole movie 🎥 is edited and ruined.. pic.twitter.com/wh4duJ4G50

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) January 17, 2024

I’ll never let go, Jack.

(A few moments later)

Oooohhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

#RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/Q1D6UFR1wP

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 17, 2024

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world – she walks in a mime" #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/qkUKILPBqu

— Sinistar (@31morganXXL) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene McLovin pic.twitter.com/PI61Qpn3jm

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) January 17, 2024

“Oh my god how have we never noticed you’re Superman!” #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/HNWFaair9N

— Wes (@220221whatever) January 17, 2024

Marty McFly never goes back in time because he can’t operate a manual transmission.
#RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/fiT5HXfhD9

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) January 17, 2024

I personally think this improves it, but I do admit it's less rawr, more aww…🦖🦉✨

#RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/KN6fATc3KU

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) January 17, 2024

A census taker once tried to test me.
I ate his liver with Diet Mountain Dew and beef-flavored ramen noodles.#RuinAMovieScene

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 17, 2024

You want the tooth? You can’t handle the tooth! #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/ZhGdjnjAik

— Mark Rīter (@MarkRiter) January 17, 2024

Halloween #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/BKODQG2MZK

— CK (@charley_ck14) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene Give the villagers glow sticks and weed whackers. pic.twitter.com/iqExGHGHaw

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/eRp1Re7juY

— SE Still Wearing A 🤬 😷 Beller 🌊✍️ (@SEBeller) January 17, 2024

Peeps #RuinAMovieScene pic.twitter.com/otHzFrcHf5

— SE Still Wearing A 🤬 😷 Beller 🌊✍️ (@SEBeller) January 17, 2024

#RuinAMovieScene
Sorry E.T.!…. pic.twitter.com/jI9GGcYO9M

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 17, 2024

“Se7en” 1995

#RuinAMovieScene
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/LYo0QfN4kc

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 17, 2024

When #DatingWillyWonka, the chocolate gifts aren't very subtle. pic.twitter.com/BBgd1APw7j

— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka means you into some freaky stuff pic.twitter.com/oCF7psRFbW

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka might be a little nerve-wracking… but I think I could pass a "girlfriend" test! 🤗 pic.twitter.com/Xj7niZgJ9u

— Deb Loves to Cook HEALTHY (but delicious) Food (@DebRuiz319) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka isn't anything like dating me. I don't sugar coat shit!

— Some Guy From Ohio (@HOFcityChris) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka
If he doesn’t wear a condom, Oompa Loompas come in the bedroom and sing a song pic.twitter.com/9bgMcsu52J

— Thomas Salzman (@ThomasSalzman) January 10, 2024

Means he's sweet on you.

#DatingWillyWonka

— ᭙ꫝ♡, ꪑꫀ?͙ 💌📬 (@Lilsweetnspice) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka You would sooner or later get sick of his crazy antics and attitude.. pic.twitter.com/tXUL5KutJN

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) January 10, 2024

He will always arrive in style when he sees you and be heads over heels too♥️ #DatingWillyWonka pic.twitter.com/lZUqW6tzwV

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) January 10, 2024

Dates end with a musical recap #DatingWillyWonka pic.twitter.com/Qgdad2rFuQ

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka
is like dating Snow White:
You eat questionable foods and it’s accompanied by singing short guys.

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) January 10, 2024

If you're #DatingWillyWonka, just watch out for the surprise creamy filling. pic.twitter.com/MlYr7fbzyy

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) January 10, 2024

1971#DatingWillyWonka

— Palmer (@vasego1) January 10, 2024

When #DatingWillyWonka he’d probably sugarcoat all his compliments. pic.twitter.com/IT6HuVEnH8

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) January 10, 2024

I'm not opposed to doing it in an elevator, but this one's glass. #DatingWillyWonka

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka in the morning you wake, covered in sprinkles. pic.twitter.com/CnnjA0Peqp

— CaptainFindhorn (@CaptainFindhorn) January 10, 2024

Someone's gonna Augustus Gloop someone's chocolate tube . . .#DatingWillyWonka

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) January 10, 2024

Forget #DatingWillyWonka if you’re not even getting a pic taken with him. pic.twitter.com/4oCKukLTtB

— Ray Zitto (@RayZitto) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka is fine, but if you marry him, the pre-nup will be air-tight. DIvorce him and pic.twitter.com/2HpfPmN11l

— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) January 10, 2024

Probably a little sticky #DatingWillyWonka pic.twitter.com/zjnLDZW5lE

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) January 10, 2024

Code for going to Weight Watchers #DatingWillyWonka

— George n Washington (@ghanker777) January 10, 2024

#DatingWillyWonka
Lots of "kisses"…. pic.twitter.com/OAnWC8GxUP

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 10, 2024

He Works His Best Lines

#DatingWillyWonka
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/lOS6fcp8eA

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 10, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons reread the instructions pic.twitter.com/rra90te1dv

— Daran the Red ☠️ (@daranthered) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons Be thankful you didn't get piranhas. pic.twitter.com/rRS3YSXyUF

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons you take a nap! pic.twitter.com/careNKEGsy

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons throw it back at them pic.twitter.com/3md98UdhAk

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons seek psychiatric help pic.twitter.com/rqkZ6utpSi

— Robert (@wildjhovall) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons make limoncello!! 😋

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons
Take a bath pic.twitter.com/evTux2Ijlb

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons

Nelson Muntz will appear. pic.twitter.com/f19GwQUq5d

— Colleen Hawkins (@Lady_Colleen) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons share them with others. pic.twitter.com/qLOjyvfayA

— CK (@charley_ck14) January 3, 2024

Squeeze the Day! #WhenLifeHandsYouLemons pic.twitter.com/fx41x1XT6T

— Tell Ya ☃️❄️ (@telliabear) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons make Lemon Drops. pic.twitter.com/82AmtylO1d

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons balance is everything. #dogtweet 🍋 pic.twitter.com/UBvhZSo3bi

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons now you have an idea for dessert. pic.twitter.com/s1jPy9NlDM

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons make Iron Man helmets for your small pets.🍋😺✨ pic.twitter.com/koBmSZCXGa

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons … pic.twitter.com/HTDnrlYJHs

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) January 3, 2024

You put them in your Cereal❤️ #WhenLifeHandsYouLemons pic.twitter.com/RVvzT7p60i

— Justin (@fivefortweeting) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons
Dress it up a little… pic.twitter.com/1olsK1mKu7

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) January 3, 2024

#WhenLifeHandsYouLemons Scratch It Off Your List

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/QhgTnGUMbs

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) January 3, 2024