Hashtag Game Top Lists

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible

I'd become Annoying Invisible Guy. pic.twitter.com/3QJg9BBHEc

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible, I'll still get on your nerves pic.twitter.com/V9WZ6azcaH

— JK (@JKLiveTweets) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I’d break all the rules pic.twitter.com/qmkCcGj9GJ

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I would be the “King of Introverts” pic.twitter.com/wjpvixOC6w

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible pic.twitter.com/DJG2ZVb6ca

— Geff Gefferson (@GeffGefferson1) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I'd occasionally amuse myself by scaring the bejesus out of self-styled ghost hunters. pic.twitter.com/wHvGfgm8fz

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I could walk around naked all day. pic.twitter.com/14nf6SyKaM

— Karmin (@beingkarmin) May 15, 2024

In the right setting, camouflage does the job!🌳🦉✨

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible pic.twitter.com/Jw4U6Hx1eH

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I’d eavesdrop on soooo many conversations (more than I already do). pic.twitter.com/uRYuczCS9p

— 𝓐• (@_spudi) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I’d finally win the race.. pic.twitter.com/9zKzASseV5

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) May 15, 2024

I'd have a few laughs with it . . .#IfICouldBecomeInvisible pic.twitter.com/GCfQeffW2X

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I would exit dramatically pic.twitter.com/fvv5a9RZKs

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible …if? I already am. pic.twitter.com/vmfhTK8P8N

— Timmy Little (@TheTimmyLittle) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible it would be way more convenient than the hidden cameras pic.twitter.com/LDQuuU6cvj

— WChrisG , The worm is in control (@wchrisg0528) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible I'd probably do it often pic.twitter.com/xkGteAvtAN

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) May 15, 2024

Like I was for 4 years of high school? No thanks. #IfICouldBecomeInvisible

— Roロろ🇩🇴 (@Rokingm) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible

What do you mean, if? pic.twitter.com/5HalhQNUHj

— ItsMeHelen (@ItsMeHelenMary) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible, how would you know if I'm walking around naked or not? pic.twitter.com/ow2HyASICj

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) May 15, 2024

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible
I would still wear a hat… pic.twitter.com/24AFhoqjHl

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) May 15, 2024

I Know The First Thing I’d Do

#IfICouldBecomeInvisible
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Ea1r6tUmOc

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) May 15, 2024

Labeling stuff improperly #WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/tEUVMZTPcS

— Noel Tapia (@Noel_T10) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
With the most expensive expense report ever.

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
I do great photocopy work pic.twitter.com/7T5fhrEUZY

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
Give them a mug. pic.twitter.com/vGlrS3K2s3

— R to the U to the STY (@GoodTimeRusty) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss work hard and expect to be appreciated.

— stankbo0t (@Fenc3) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/XXqt4pX4XC

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss offer to help him with his little problem pic.twitter.com/jyCxOFS5Vc

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) May 8, 2024

You try hard to do your job really fast #WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/66p5Y556nS

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss Always do more than expected. For example: if you are an elevator operator and the boss wants to go to the 5th floor, take her to the 17th! pic.twitter.com/JJRI4pTIw8

— mt neverest (@Offspring_4) May 8, 2024

Dress comfortably during meetings#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/kGWTUYXCXf

— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss arrive Kool-aid man style pic.twitter.com/PlEfKFh0sJ

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
Pat on the Tushy pic.twitter.com/4zVV5GcFWU

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) May 8, 2024

Starting a fire without a spark #WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/qYmcWk6iSU

— Dan (@Danimal941) May 8, 2024

Take out your frustration on their printer 💗 #WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss pic.twitter.com/ns8NLBMuki

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
Saving money on coffee filter papers by using the receipts needed for tax deductions

— Scarab (@ScarabOfficial) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss

Park in their spot so they know you arrived to work before they did pic.twitter.com/jHS2NNiVNk

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss rope skills pic.twitter.com/JpPvzZJ97m

— WChrisG , The worm is in control (@wchrisg0528) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
When You Praise Boss's Wife 🤣 pic.twitter.com/REa8BEXkeX

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) May 8, 2024

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
Napping on the Job… pic.twitter.com/q0Lrmu3ReU

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) May 8, 2024

Come Look At My New Skills!

#WrongWaysToImpressTheBoss
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/sDaHpD4NHF

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) May 8, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview asking this pic.twitter.com/w1kAFlad4o

— Movieman Steve (@Movieman_1970) May 1, 2024

Taking too many bathroom breaks #RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/G2bsQ9DZU1

— Leandra (@tiffany2muchfl) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/Xpaodz3U8g

— 🇺🇦HumpDayHashTags🐫 BLM #VoteBlue 🇺🇦 (@HumpDayHashTags) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/PJTuKjajDs

— Re-bec-ca Les-ner Sch-lae-ger (@mentalgirlbooks) May 1, 2024

Lied on your resume #RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/AJAIuLLfib

— Julia Gulia (@SwimmerJlo) May 1, 2024

Pull out your phone and play hashtag games

#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/qDIIj3RFlO

— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) May 1, 2024

Use the force #RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/EGPdSorEG2

— Gabby (@gaviota926) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview
Explain how the most influential person in your life is Cardi-B.

— MrsJenzyJenJenzinita AARP NERD (@47young1) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview ☄️

Highlight your senior pic on LinkedIn! pic.twitter.com/sL3IQSVTMD

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview
Can I use my last probation officer as a reference? pic.twitter.com/uyHEslS4IP

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) May 1, 2024

Bring your mom with you#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/DdLmIVtfP7

— Tell Ya 🌸 (@telliabear) May 1, 2024

Interviewer: Can you preform under pressure??

Me: No, but I could try bohemian rhapsody

Interviewer:#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/CBK0YsSZJv

— 🕷️♠️°ǝᴉʇɐʞ°♠️🕷️ (@_Katiebyy69_2) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview

I used to work with The Bobs@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/wmD9698srV

— Jeff🍷 (@JeffSarcastic) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview ? Tell the interviewer to just ignore the flashing lights on your ankle bracelet…

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview
take a whisky flask out of your pocket (if you do this, at least offer your prospective employer a pull) pic.twitter.com/neAi8Y6tcC

— mt neverest (@Offspring_4) May 1, 2024

My casual Friday attire . . .#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/zItYW0ujTt

— ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ (@laughingskull59) May 1, 2024

Do whatever I'm doing apparently #RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/jCznFpMapf

— Dan (@Danimal941) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview by drinking straight from the bottle. pic.twitter.com/TAIXCgpKgu

— Deep Hurting 🐀 🌊🐈‍⬛ (@DeepHurting1) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview be yourself. pic.twitter.com/NJzDTudw7i

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) May 1, 2024

Hand ventriloquism#RuinAJobInterview pic.twitter.com/G5A47Oub9h

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) May 1, 2024

#RuinAJobInterview
Is this your Resume?!… pic.twitter.com/a23kWzZDqD

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) May 1, 2024

“Special Skills”

#RuinAJobInterview
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/nWaoU1Tmh4

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) May 1, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate

Same rules as humans – what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas pic.twitter.com/GnhpBNYq8D

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate everything has to go purrfect pic.twitter.com/K3xhOX7C1E

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they know what they like. pic.twitter.com/TF4c2C2mYO

— Just Erin 🍷🦄 (@ErinBode) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they may be jumping on the bed later. pic.twitter.com/wor6xQN2cd

— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 (@TheSeaRose) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they want to be let off the leash pic.twitter.com/OAN8IKTtOl

— Here I Am (@HereIAm85661913) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate
Sometimes they get encaged. 🤓 pic.twitter.com/p05OaZpBJv

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate pic.twitter.com/YOGVQwmwit

— Doyle ⚓️ (@ElyodRj) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate the licking begins pic.twitter.com/diHGQ0Nzd4

— Here I Am (@HereIAm85661913) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate
They practice their seduction dance all day prior. pic.twitter.com/fSKJA8tx3u

— 🌊Emmanuelle 👁💛🐕🐈🐈‍⬛📝📖📚 (@alfsgirl) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate

They may not be compatible pic.twitter.com/w2O2AEO7yc

— 🎼KT🎶(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。🎶 (@PoliticsNews111) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they demand to be wined and dined pic.twitter.com/bHFh7CyyDy

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they bring their apetite pic.twitter.com/ILtesuAn0g

— no worries (@no1worries1) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they skip the small-talk. pic.twitter.com/0k4gxGiFOq

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 (@laurie_biagini) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate there’s always a chance of heavy petting. pic.twitter.com/GAedzDMYL7

— CK (@charley_ck14) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate they can go without the pants. pic.twitter.com/lVyizeq04K

— John Reyes (@2pogi4u) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate, one inevitably goes home alone. pic.twitter.com/odzKX7fFQm

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) April 24, 2024

They're out for seducktion.🦆✨

#WhenPetsGoOnADate pic.twitter.com/ZAlvmttT9N

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) April 24, 2024

#WhenPetsGoOnADate
they make sure they're wearing the pawfect outfit!… pic.twitter.com/BKKuiqTYkB

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 24, 2024

You Didn’t Tell Me About THAT

#WhenPetsGoOnADate
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/4zyZKZWBvo

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 24, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports I Can’t Bring Along My Energy Drinks pic.twitter.com/kv8XZExBEh

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
lack of body parts-eye coordination pic.twitter.com/rB1VyF1q3s

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports

My arms are too short and my noggin's too big! pic.twitter.com/U4jrQfbAoj

— TamR MEd (@TamRootbeer) April 17, 2024

Because there aren’t enough sports I can participate in while lying down #WhyImBadAtSports pic.twitter.com/YrswL3kgpc

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports I have a short attention span. pic.twitter.com/hEs8jGFxv3

— jhawk4life 🇺🇸 (@jhawk4life) April 17, 2024

The bullies are always hanging around the court.🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

#WhyImBadAtSports pic.twitter.com/PT7rBZaAwX

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
It is right there in the name !
BADminton pic.twitter.com/WVh97h0w8H

— B. R.Nekked selflessly (@BRNekked42) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
My breasts always get in the way. pic.twitter.com/oXShAFBc2a

— CherylT2000 (@cheryl_t2000) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
I am bad with both hands 😉 pic.twitter.com/fXPB70rsA0

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) April 17, 2024

Honestly? It’s because i am constantly surrounded by people that are better than me 😤#WhyImBadAtSports pic.twitter.com/lNUKQDbeVe

— Stuart (@boogiewoogiestu) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports Getting hit with the ball hurts pic.twitter.com/3RAg7AK3MD

— Ronault (@RonaultT) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports

But I'm not bad at sports.
I have the participation trophies to prove it.
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 pic.twitter.com/PNHU8RSnUV

— 🎼KT🎶(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。🎶 (@PoliticsNews111) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports Vodka & sports don't mix pic.twitter.com/urkfHtsbpU

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) April 17, 2024

Because there’s no “I” in “TEAM” #WhyImBadAtSports pic.twitter.com/j8PTvjKauR

— HeyJude (@HeyJude58906691) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
Because the Boston Buffet Marathon in not currently a recognized sport. pic.twitter.com/Qeg7oU9IXe

— John Miller (@JohnMiller99411) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports I'm Old School pic.twitter.com/E9zBAbc0iY

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) April 17, 2024

I practiced dunking with donuts instead of basketballs #WhyImBadAtSports pic.twitter.com/iWggyO8IGw

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports? 🎾🎾🎾🎾

Too many takes. Not enough throws. pic.twitter.com/WzZQdW5RDo

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports outdated training regime pic.twitter.com/OiUDiDaTFa

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) April 17, 2024

#WhyImBadAtSports
Wrong helmet… pic.twitter.com/V2nDp2PlYp

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 17, 2024

Yeah…….That Ain’t Happening

#WhyImBadAtSports
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/0Z6vDaDTvR

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 17, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails
I built the damn swing
…. didn't say how long it would stay up …. pic.twitter.com/hJ59ZbdNWi

— MatthewDunedinFla (@MatthewLazerus) April 10, 2024

The outdoor BBQ Grill Pit doesn’t look like it did in the picture 💕 #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/kjXjWCG2dZ

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails

Bagging your lumber in an effort to complain about the cost of lumber pic.twitter.com/YVuMJkbHFo

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails — With the price of housing these days… pic.twitter.com/3OPIOuVzYm

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) April 10, 2024

You get the wrong kind of visitors! #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/jt8UMNBVzD

— Grey E. Shcatt (@50GreyCats) April 10, 2024

After an earthquake, tape doesn’t always work #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/LvVZq92apA

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails While fixing the closet shelves the whole thing came tumbling down. pic.twitter.com/Mz8KINMkif

— CherylT2000 (@cheryl_t2000) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails sending your husband to do the job to save money pic.twitter.com/2LGMmdIMay

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails Don’t Put Your Foot In It pic.twitter.com/w8Pi2zsHwn

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails when you forgot to put in a nail pic.twitter.com/QBhM0Hztqk

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails

Leaving the tools lay around unsupervised pic.twitter.com/W6zxgVj3Vj

— 🎼KT🎶(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。🎶 (@PoliticsNews111) April 10, 2024

DIY it together #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/DJiFOfB8LX

— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ (@SadlyCatless) April 10, 2024

Homemade hot tub
😉#HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/E6zYgoi5ON

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) April 10, 2024

Using the wrong workbench #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/PEAMI4TD39

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) April 10, 2024

DIY🕊️💧

#HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/CZkoRAwsxz

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails
That So Called Gardening
Expert in Every Home 🤣 pic.twitter.com/VR4qZFYEAO

— God🍎MustBeCrazy ❁ (@k9aditya) April 10, 2024

Installing the new air condition 80's style. #HomeImprovementFails pic.twitter.com/OB6xVAU0rG

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) April 10, 2024

#HomeImprovementFails
What hole?… pic.twitter.com/kaP5FowUYh

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 10, 2024

Using A Ladder

#HomeImprovementFails
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/vZB2xtRVcw

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 10, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes for Dummies. #themoreyouknow 🌈✨ pic.twitter.com/CPOf1H5xU3

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes just look at all those receipts and say fuck ithttps://t.co/mjd5PTEmg9 pic.twitter.com/sdSt3eVbAm

— Good ol'Irish boy 🇮🇪 (@timvicious) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes Try to pic.twitter.com/2ZLwss4J1x

— Ronault (@RonaultT) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes In an asylum’s padded room.. pic.twitter.com/7wfLOZiQ3B

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes
Thinking about how rich people don't have to pay taxes pic.twitter.com/tfCWAzR1Tb

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes Fraudulently apparently.. pic.twitter.com/BJZUGhluob

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) April 3, 2024

Having a loose definition of the word child #HowNotToDoYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/Yl4Pw1iKsu

— SuperЯeeves (@supereeves_) April 3, 2024

Be a Mega Church, they never pay. #HowNotToDoYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/lGCnCp6I0Y

— 🪬🇺🇦🌻 mon petit choufleur 💙🇺🇸🪬 (@ASassy_Tart) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes With a Dear IRS letter… pic.twitter.com/ww7NO5a66E

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes Abacus and tablet pic.twitter.com/MCUGbZrJ2E

— Star Glider (@StarGliderWords) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes fill them out with a crayon pic.twitter.com/ngV5RqWXXz

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes forget about them pic.twitter.com/5EtPmT8jSh

— Ronault (@RonaultT) April 3, 2024

E-file, don't defile #HowNotToDoYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/xzGXVkgCHK

— Dan (@Danimal941) April 3, 2024

Take advice from this guy #HowNotToDoYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/XUAuRb1fKt

— Fortuna Primaveris (@Nerienis) April 3, 2024

Evade #HowNotToDoYourTaxes pic.twitter.com/jz3xaLG6BT

— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ (@SadlyCatless) April 3, 2024

Standing in front of the IRS building and mooning them.
#HowNotToDoYourTaxes

— The Grim Rieper 🇺🇸 (@RiepTide1999) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes
bring your grossest receipts pic.twitter.com/PHkGcQ2wrS

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes
When you're winegry! pic.twitter.com/vFjB6mfsQh

— Lisa Champney (@ChampneyLisa) April 3, 2024

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes
And that equals… pic.twitter.com/eisc1Hj0wz

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) April 3, 2024

While Drunk

#HowNotToDoYourTaxes
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/t7yX9HyNaV

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) April 3, 2024

Bag of Funyons for my veggies and a can of 1980's C Plus with 10% real fruit juice. #MyVersionOfEatingHealthy pic.twitter.com/71gDL4hDha

— ♜♜ Good Citizen ♜♜ (@Ornoulibobo) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy oh it's easy pic.twitter.com/nPWc77OixU

— ItsMeHelen (@ItsMeHelenMary) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy is eating chocolate covered strawberries😋 pic.twitter.com/wzCYScGpaM

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) March 27, 2024

I take out that middle bun in all 4 of my Big Macs. #MyVersionOfEatingHealthy

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy Never eat anything bigger than your head. pic.twitter.com/1Xepu3HW8Q

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy adding some heart-healthy fruit pic.twitter.com/I6LWiBgy8w

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy

Little Chocolate Donuts pic.twitter.com/CiqizKFVp2

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy
a strict carbatarian regimen pic.twitter.com/zraa6cNzTu

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy Keep Them Refrigerated pic.twitter.com/L0hMDf4FWH

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) March 27, 2024

Low fat ketchup on this #MyVersionOfEatingHealthy
Soya milk in the tea as well 🤗 pic.twitter.com/v7z1wbRa6v

— Stuart (@boogiewoogiestu) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy Don't have seconds,
Wait for the next meal… pic.twitter.com/L9cdf4TJgO

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy is looking at diet books while eating fast food.

— RawBee (@schizophobe) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy Eating more salads… pic.twitter.com/B3XnT1QAqc

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) March 27, 2024

Having adequate portions #MyVersionOfEatingHealthy pic.twitter.com/JLLqQOwFAE

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy Cookies 🍪 a plenty is healthy enough.. pic.twitter.com/RTzUCoD0iQ

— Hashtagger Kevin (@HashtaggerKevin) March 27, 2024

It’s all about self-control #MyVersionOfEatingHealthy pic.twitter.com/z1LnwrghMV

— Jeffrey Chavez (@area51jeff) March 27, 2024

Cows are vegetarian. I eat beef. Ergo, I eat vegetarian. #MyVersionOfEatingHealthy pic.twitter.com/pbCip2ZC4o

— Dont Think So (@DontThinkso555) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy meal prepping pic.twitter.com/Oa16IPpyDg

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) March 27, 2024

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy
It's Fruit… pic.twitter.com/kzDc0SdorX

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 27, 2024

Lay Off The Carbs, Try A Lettuce Wrap

#MyVersionOfEatingHealthy
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/rGM9qNbUm0

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 27, 2024

Wow, it's already the 19th?#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate on the calendar. pic.twitter.com/iZfX10lTzS

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) March 20, 2024

Will I get to home base tonight #MyInnerThoughtsOnADate pic.twitter.com/OeFtSCPXhx

— Ray Zitto (@RayZitto) March 20, 2024

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate I shouldn't have had that last drink. I hope to God I don't have to pee right when we're getting to the good part. pic.twitter.com/PESZokU1LP

— Caldwell Murchfield (@caldmurchfield) March 20, 2024

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate
Date? What's that? pic.twitter.com/OtwxtAWt62

— 💀⚰️🪦Melody 🎶🖤🎶 (@FoolHearted17) March 20, 2024

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate pic.twitter.com/l9xJKRVc1j

— Kat lanteigne (@katress13) March 20, 2024

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate

stop talking
stop talking
stop talking pic.twitter.com/pMTAo7gMlC

— 🎼KT🎶(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。🎶 (@PoliticsNews111) March 20, 2024

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate he can just tap his ass all the way home after this pic.twitter.com/utxnxwNC7d

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) March 20, 2024

I wish I was playing a HashtagGame instead of listening to hey talk about her “Fur baby” #MyInnerThoughtsOnADate

— vance sanders (@vancesanders) March 20, 2024

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate pic.twitter.com/yNs8s6Mdsv

— Dan (@Danimal941) March 20, 2024

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate
Can I hand the server my coupon without her noticing?

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) March 20, 2024

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate
Do I tell her about my ferret?
No,
Not yet. pic.twitter.com/cYB7LZTehq

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) March 20, 2024

Pay attention to what she’s saying #MyInnerThoughtsOnADate pic.twitter.com/rn9vsCuink

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) March 20, 2024

Is the human ever going to get out of the bathroom? #MyInnerThoughtsOnADate pic.twitter.com/VnZj77Z6WP

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) March 20, 2024

…I could kill him. No one would blame me. I am a bird of prey after all…🦜🔊🦉💢

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate pic.twitter.com/90c7tNvYax

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) March 20, 2024

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate . . . pic.twitter.com/ZfPyCLitsa

— Lisa Champney (@ChampneyLisa) March 20, 2024

OMG. I'm actually on a date. Is this a dream? #MyInnerThoughtsOnADate

— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) March 20, 2024

Man I wish this date would end up us having our lips match on some spaghetti❤️ #MyInnerThoughtsOnADate pic.twitter.com/wgCu04J3eT

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) March 20, 2024

I hope my hubby doesn't find out. 😂 #MyInnerThoughtsOnADate pic.twitter.com/kS69NnQ2tH

— 🩷💚Duchess💚🩷 (@duchessofdis) March 20, 2024

What's her name again?…#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate pic.twitter.com/srznjgLCu9

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) March 20, 2024

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate pic.twitter.com/KVMJuxffW9

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 20, 2024

I Don’t Think They’re Telling The Truth

#MyInnerThoughtsOnADate
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Oi0pZEeNJv

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 20, 2024

#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog
Let your fur fly… pic.twitter.com/Wp8ERi0ym0

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) March 13, 2024

My woof is worse than your bark #WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog

— Greg Morter (@Evi1Geniu5) March 13, 2024

Keep It Simple Stupid
#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog pic.twitter.com/pfG91yjVBe

— Brīan Whɛlmîngly🌻 (@OhWhelm) March 13, 2024

Doggy style is the best #WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog pic.twitter.com/VreKixvOYB

— Ray Zitto (@RayZitto) March 13, 2024

When life gets ruff get ruffer #WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog pic.twitter.com/AlcPSTH5hP

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) March 13, 2024

#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog Here some.. pic.twitter.com/rTRk5gly9J

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) March 13, 2024

Remember to take time for yourself. Self care is important. #WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog pic.twitter.com/hn5ZQYNlQv

— Gabby (@gaviota926) March 13, 2024

Always be the rizzle dizzle, fo' shizzle!#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog pic.twitter.com/klDdUAPENN

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) March 13, 2024

Waste not, want not.#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog pic.twitter.com/4ijzVedhvO

— Will.🤪🗽🍺👍 (@Billzilla66) March 13, 2024

"Sorry, guys…"#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog pic.twitter.com/HK3TeD7FW1

— LisetteInBlue 🟦 (@bookgirl8) March 13, 2024

"What's dog spelled backwards"#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog pic.twitter.com/277suzTTjQ

— Ezekial The Protector (@ezekialwagoner) March 13, 2024

#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog

Ruh Roh! 👀 pic.twitter.com/6ssGMvL4q5

— 🇺🇦 Max O'Vermin 🏳️‍🌈 (@uptnhrlmb) March 13, 2024

#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog. If something doesn’t look right, turn it around and look at it upside down until it makes sense. pic.twitter.com/KeFOHGjli0

— Larissa Laresa (@SaucyWalker63) March 13, 2024

#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog
Contrary to popular belief, they don't always land on their feet pic.twitter.com/UqzXLvlM6j

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) March 13, 2024

Fetch is just a suggestion. #WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) March 13, 2024

Never give up chasing your dreams #WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog pic.twitter.com/wLEwf0nCGA

— Gabby (@gaviota926) March 13, 2024

Sell Crypto High. Buy Crypto Low #WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog pic.twitter.com/m5ONpoT8J5

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) March 13, 2024

#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog Wish It, Want It, Do It pic.twitter.com/hNdFXj58w6

— Ronault (@RonaultT) March 13, 2024

#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog
Trust your instincts…. Or howl at the moon for answers pic.twitter.com/KOZ9fW1wQ8

— Gemini Texan ☀️ (@GeminiTexan1994) March 13, 2024

#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog
Keep Your Friends Close and Your Squeaky Toys Closer… pic.twitter.com/zQ8OtVpWso

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) March 13, 2024

Be The Ball

#WordsOfWisdomFromTheDog
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/lAtM8ge8pN

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) March 13, 2024