Hashtag Game Top Lists

Wait 'til they get a load of me.#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin pic.twitter.com/n6Ra27oAHi

— 🎶 Victor Overall 🎶 (@JamChrisJoy) October 23, 2024

#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin
he not gonna do what I think he think he gonna do pic.twitter.com/MwRNVoZib8

— michael greer (@mgreer423) October 23, 2024

“Everyone else got to be spooky with a candle or one of those little LED lights, but what did I get to be? I got to be a cat bed…” #ThoughtsFromAPumpkin pic.twitter.com/xANvAKj2qp

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) October 23, 2024

Let the gourd times roll #ThoughtsFromAPumpkin pic.twitter.com/eh3KcPL5M4

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) October 23, 2024

#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin the many ways to carve the faces. pic.twitter.com/3Y4fKSngLO

— Lori (@LoriCatanese3) October 23, 2024

#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin Please no smashing I saw what you did to my friends

— Greg Morter (@Evi1Geniu5) October 23, 2024

Why are you doing this to me?! Please stop! Please, someone help me, please! #ThoughtsFromAPumpkin 🎃🎃 pic.twitter.com/8yApgYM9N2

— Some Guy From Ohio (@HOFcityChris) October 23, 2024

#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin Michael Myers Who? pic.twitter.com/vLhbzFfGNX

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) October 23, 2024

#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin Please refrain from using me as headgear! pic.twitter.com/pRuHhkNPO8

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) October 23, 2024

#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin We Were A Great Band Once pic.twitter.com/Ke4LsQbavz

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) October 23, 2024

I live in the seedy part of town #ThoughtsFromAPumpkin pic.twitter.com/IQfL3ew4Nd

— Mindi 💜 (@Mindilicious33) October 23, 2024

Take that, turnip! Guess who rules Halloween now?

#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin pic.twitter.com/JrKYJLyzFO

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) October 23, 2024

The Headless Horseman still owes me seed money. I never gave him likeness rights.#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin pic.twitter.com/FQX2L3vhVG

— 🦖🇺🇦🥥🌴B Rex🇺🇲🦖🥥🌴😘🇲🇩 (@redbuddhadojo) October 23, 2024

#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin I'd sing the song "Backstabbers", but they're carving my face, so… pic.twitter.com/BIxhAVKZov

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) October 23, 2024

Out on the porch, I am appalled at how much junk you order from Amazon Prime. #ThoughtsFromAPumpkin

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) October 23, 2024

#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin I don't want to be a pie… pic.twitter.com/IermS2DWzT

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 23, 2024

I Wonder What I’ll Be Decorated As?

#ThoughtsFromAPumpkin
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/qmu1TYvBHT

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) October 23, 2024

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet
This is Norman Bates calling to confirm your reservation pic.twitter.com/kKfoXhCB9D

— ♡ Vivi ♡ (@LoveForArt_23) October 16, 2024

Any call after 11pm. 😳 #ScaryPhoneCallsToGet

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) October 16, 2024

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet I’m Sorry But There Is A Worldwide Shortage Of Guinness Until Further Notice pic.twitter.com/g5VDl7IzDs

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) October 16, 2024

Pussywillow #ScaryPhoneCallsToGet pic.twitter.com/IPNcWs7IMB

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) October 16, 2024

My name is Talking Tina! #ScaryPhoneCallsToGet pic.twitter.com/eMtSmNoUeh

— Scott Middleton (@PricklyPinecone) October 16, 2024

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet Hello, This is Jim Anderson from Columbia House pic.twitter.com/BwEkKO3uo0

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) October 16, 2024

"Unknown number"#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet pic.twitter.com/aLItqic7JH

— 🕷️♠️°ǝᴉʇɐʞ°♠️🕷️ (@_Katiebyy69_2) October 16, 2024

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet
From someone you've been trying to ignore pic.twitter.com/u8wxdroYJw

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) October 16, 2024

"We're out of coffee…"😱😱😱

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet pic.twitter.com/WXz09d6q6t

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) October 16, 2024

A dinner invitation. #ScaryPhoneCallsToGet pic.twitter.com/zLagAakeLO

— 🎶 Victor Overall 🎶 (@JamChrisJoy) October 16, 2024

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet Any call that starts with "Sir/Ma'am, there has been an accident…" pic.twitter.com/L2gllJnawt

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) October 16, 2024

If you’re the parent of a girl last seen near the polar bear exhibit, please come to the front desk to collect her mittens.
#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet

— The Grim Rieper 🌎 (@RiepTide1999) October 16, 2024

A collect call from jail. I do not accept. #ScaryPhoneCallsToGet pic.twitter.com/sxmepw5wkH

— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖 🌹 (@TheSeaRose) October 16, 2024

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet
From martians who live on Sesame Street pic.twitter.com/m0A9ZjSAYT

— no worries (@no1worries1) October 16, 2024

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet Michael Myers breathing heavily.. pic.twitter.com/OLUmQTQNBJ

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) October 16, 2024

The call is coming from inside the house #ScaryPhoneCallsToGet pic.twitter.com/g5VtdAJgLt

— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) October 16, 2024

The good news is that it's not coming from inside the house…#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet pic.twitter.com/oqvhJFwGDE

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) October 16, 2024

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet one from a clown pic.twitter.com/ksFPKp9P7n

— ♡ Vivi ♡ (@LoveForArt_23) October 16, 2024

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet
This is your Browser History… pic.twitter.com/DkbI1XoShb

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 16, 2024

Is There Anyone On The Other End?

#ScaryPhoneCallsToGet
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/8r83QTbgzo

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) October 16, 2024

Stores are doing it, why can’t I 🤷‍♂️ #BadHalloweenDecorating pic.twitter.com/eldUtaFveO

— Ray Zitto (@RayZitto) October 9, 2024

Tombstones at a Retirement home so old folks can look into there future 💗 #BadHalloweenDecorating pic.twitter.com/gyYpOWI9wz

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) October 9, 2024

#BadHalloweenDecorating that fights back😂 pic.twitter.com/SzzYkU1OIO

— Keith H. (@Cowboys316) October 9, 2024

#BadHalloweenDecorating Displaying your worst selfies pic.twitter.com/rwkJwGcELA

— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) October 9, 2024

No such thing as #BadHalloweenDecorating pic.twitter.com/lnoq6ACqao

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) October 9, 2024

#BadHalloweenDecorating Combining Hello Kitty and Gourds pic.twitter.com/6yCxZ1FKWg

— TheOtherAngeOfTwittter 💙⚡ (@TheotherAnge) October 9, 2024

Your theme this year: Cats the Movie #BadHalloweenDecorating pic.twitter.com/ZyEPHnou3S

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) October 9, 2024

Just don't clean the cobwebs.#BadHalloweenDecorating pic.twitter.com/jOTE9D7eSc

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) October 9, 2024

#BadHalloweenDecorating the live spider crawling up the wall.. pic.twitter.com/raEwPkmCnT

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) October 9, 2024

Frozen pizzas in the yard because you couldn’t get actual tombstones
#BadHalloweenDecorating

— The Grim Rieper 🌎 (@RiepTide1999) October 9, 2024

Condemned buildings #BadHalloweenDecorating pic.twitter.com/ZJidopn5qe

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 (@laurie_biagini) October 9, 2024

#BadHalloweenDecorating can lead to somebody getting hurt… pic.twitter.com/jmhe1tTZGN

— Crusty Is Risen (yet again) 🎌🍣🦂 (@WTFinSoCal) October 9, 2024

#BadHalloweenDecorating fun to clean up pic.twitter.com/oJWPbrqk1m

— Jim (@JimmygIV) October 9, 2024

#BadHalloweenDecorating

Adding in future holidays pic.twitter.com/syHiX6vUrj

— Regular Guy630 (@RegularGuy630) October 9, 2024

The police didn't like my approach to the neighbors'#BadHalloweenDecorating pic.twitter.com/us2EUF2orI

— 🎶 Victor Overall 🎶 (@JamChrisJoy) October 9, 2024

Uh, you sure this is a costume? Feels like restraint…🎃🐧💧

#BadHalloweenDecorating pic.twitter.com/br6Fv9OzuQ

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) October 9, 2024

Masks on your irritated felines#BadHalloweenDecorating pic.twitter.com/OuxQtbx9zf

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) October 9, 2024

#BadHalloweenDecorating with real cadavers. pic.twitter.com/fxH1QdPkpa

— Schrödinger's Nerd (@Nerd2pointO) October 9, 2024

#BadHalloweenDecorating
Hat 'O' Lantern… pic.twitter.com/OFJ31J0YqA

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 9, 2024

Good News you are going Camping now

Bad news it’s Camp Crystal lake now 💕 #TheGoodNewsAndBadNews pic.twitter.com/g2m0fZjGmu

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews
The good news is I got lucky last night
The bad news is I got lucky last night pic.twitter.com/P9ZHyz6YMH

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews good news: got you a happy meal.
Bad news: didn’t make you happy pic.twitter.com/ReJ6Zt54tb

— JSalazar (@jsalazar0082) October 2, 2024

A celebrity liked one of your tweets.
It’s Rob Schneider #TheGoodNewsAndBadNews pic.twitter.com/IAtjI2zYUC

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) October 2, 2024

The good news: I got you a cat

The bad news: #TheGoodNewsAndBadNews pic.twitter.com/ltYvTAzxnZ

— 🕷️♠️°ǝᴉʇɐʞ°♠️🕷️ (@_Katiebyy69_2) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews fog is getting thicker and Leon’s getting larger.. pic.twitter.com/ammo4xeVNX

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews pic.twitter.com/urqv0OmxVu

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews
You’re rescued…however… pic.twitter.com/Uf1eo7pl04

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews Good news Kamala is running for President , bad news so is Donald Trump . pic.twitter.com/DyLysL3Ig4

— Lori (@LoriCatanese3) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews
Good news: found a doctor who can help you.

Bad news: it’s this doctor pic.twitter.com/8Kj75BzRdr

— JSalazar (@jsalazar0082) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews according to Dr. Dog…#dogtweet 🐾🦴 pic.twitter.com/ykyxZtFnQS

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews
The good news is I got here on time the bad news is I got a speeding ticket on the way pic.twitter.com/wjst9td7lK

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) October 2, 2024

The good news is you are not the father… but Maury is #TheGoodNewsAndBadNews pic.twitter.com/ByHLbFRzQE

— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews Good News I got a hat…bad news is my cat stole it! pic.twitter.com/yBXqyOqrsi

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) October 2, 2024

#TheGoodNewsAndBadNews On An Airplane

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/6L2TR1TugF

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) October 2, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse they’d say “Take me to your liter” pic.twitter.com/aBGuaEUlND

— Triple C 🍺 (@TripleC50) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse we would exchange recipes. pic.twitter.com/QjcxL1w8By

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 (@laurie_biagini) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse
I hope they can read English. pic.twitter.com/sG4twNube6

— Pam (@PammyJC) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse we'd smoke some space dust together

— Sparkles McCuntyBee (@ActuallyFeralAB) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse I’d offer a breath mint. pic.twitter.com/XPIJy1lIpX

— CK (@charley_ck14) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse They Would See My Essential Supplies For Living pic.twitter.com/Ps0wreAhVS

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse ? Her name would be “Iris” pic.twitter.com/L5a3RSncAU

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse the TV reception would probably improve.

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse
they’d have some questions pic.twitter.com/PWNHV2XLCa

— Lädy Ä (@aphotomama) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse they’d be there to ask my advice pic.twitter.com/u49so0zRcl

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse, I think I would end up with squatters after they found my kitchen…. pic.twitter.com/FqDx7ykASZ

— Deb Loves to Cook HEALTHY (but delicious) Food (@DebRuiz319) September 25, 2024

#IfAliensVistedMyHouse They asked if I had a cat… pic.twitter.com/c9MTcxo9ME

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 25, 2024

If we were meant to fly, God would've given us wings. #DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving pic.twitter.com/6T9A5Ks17u

— John Reyes (@2pogi4u) September 18, 2024

Don’t look down don’t look down just imagine your a bird that can’t fly that good ❤️ #DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving pic.twitter.com/9cmCXMSn1E

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) September 18, 2024

Pff, skydiving is so lame. Parahawking, that's where it's at!

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving pic.twitter.com/ewOhrdjAMm

— Schadenfreude (@fleur_de_LA) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving — Did I renew my life insurance policy? pic.twitter.com/6McAyhcVT7

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) September 18, 2024

Believe it or not I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee🎵🎶 #DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving pic.twitter.com/GIzwIHdodQ

— Mini T (@MiniT46) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving how deep will I go into the ground when the shoot doesn’t open?

— ωнοορϊє ⳤατ ✌️☮️☯️ (@WKatThomason) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving I hope when I disappear without a trace, the kids don't think I abandoned them by pulling the old "I'm going out for cigarettes trick," especially since I mentioned I needed to pick up a pack on my way to the airport. pic.twitter.com/14XTiv0OTj

— Caldwell Lurchfield (@caldmurchfield) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving damn trees. pic.twitter.com/X7UK13e8Ib

— Fool Wears Black (@ArizonaSun14) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving MEfuckingOW pic.twitter.com/psnCyhPBSS

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) September 18, 2024

Sky Dive Instructors are like Moms: You can urinate while strapped to their bodies and they don’t even blink. #DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving

— ZaZen Zombie (@TBarrett10) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving

Ahhhhh. So THIS is where all the balloons go…🎈🎈🎈🎈 pic.twitter.com/ee0e4GxuCE

— 🐾Beware of Dogma🐾 (@ellelljaytoo) September 18, 2024

🤔 #DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving seems like an odd gift from my wife

— Jim (@JimmygIV) September 18, 2024

Maximum effort #DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving pic.twitter.com/dVLV10WY9w

— ＢＲＡＮＤＯＮ (@BrandonBurner66) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving
Has anyone branded SkyDiapers??

— 1cookinggal 👩‍🍳🍗🍷🍝 (@1cookinggal) September 18, 2024

If my parachute fails, Can I use my underwear?#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving pic.twitter.com/SssoHqTjt4

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) September 18, 2024

Do memories exist even if we forge… BUSH! BUSH! BUSH! #DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving

— 2nd Class Mail (@Posterior00) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving who’s landing first? pic.twitter.com/aBs7ZeyaUb

— Fool Wears Black’s Ghost (@ArizonaDude14) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving
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— WarrenPeace (Peace mostly) (@SideOfHashTags) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving
I hope we don't land in Springfield, Ohio…. pic.twitter.com/vIhN5ZSFiz

— Jerry Chacon 'blue check mark' (@chaconkie) September 18, 2024

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving
My Browser History!… pic.twitter.com/Q6zUFoLgKY

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 18, 2024

I’m As Free As A Bird!

#DeepThoughtsWhileSkydiving
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/Ggwy2YpSFu

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 18, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow
'This is your Wife.'

Celebrities lured into comprising situations are suddenly confronted by their spouse. pic.twitter.com/ScVHcPGOid

— Mike Torrington. 😶🙄 (@torrington_mike) September 11, 2024

Brain Surgery Jeopardy #HorribleIdeasForATVShow pic.twitter.com/ccQXBkOD9Z

— Laurie Biagini 🎶 (@laurie_biagini) September 11, 2024

DNA Ethnicity Testing, and presenting the results to the individual's parents and grandparents. #HorribleIdeasForATVShow pic.twitter.com/qbekP9dRa8

— John Reyes (@2pogi4u) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow
Vomit for dollars

— Faco! (@Itsfaco) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow — The Real Housewives of The Amish pic.twitter.com/xqel2rIk4t

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) September 11, 2024

Eight Isn’t Enough #HorribleIdeasForATVShow pic.twitter.com/AQ90iGWw36

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow Laundry Wars pic.twitter.com/wKS8UFUaCv

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) September 11, 2024

Cat MythBusters: Watch as cats try to disprove gravity—over and over again…#HorribleIdeasForATVShow pic.twitter.com/F5SHjfba9v

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow Change Saver – where three comedians compete for spare change pic.twitter.com/2tIVJXXWCo

— WChrisG 4 Harris/Walz (@wchrisg0528) September 11, 2024

So you think you can Tango in heels on fire 💛#HorribleIdeasForATVShow pic.twitter.com/q6Q3mrp842

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow
Wheel of Torture pic.twitter.com/YMZeVID5hO

— CanadianLitChick🇨🇦 (@ConnieLukey) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow will I get bumped pic.twitter.com/f13iCdcwZ1

— Michael Morgan (@natwinpapa) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow Get The Contestants To Play A Game On A Gameshow. pic.twitter.com/dbNmQdZ9EU

— Mark Roberts (@Roberts_Mark_) September 11, 2024

Celibate Apprentice #HorribleIdeasForATVShow

— Greg Bernhard (@GregBernhard) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow

Grim Reaper wants a wife pic.twitter.com/tssnc5ofBV

— Elon Skum (@Iainr1Cairns) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow is it poop? pic.twitter.com/fGjLjerUrC

— WChrisG 4 Harris/Walz (@wchrisg0528) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow
Rock Paper Scissors pic.twitter.com/kVmpYwBLoy

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow Wheel Of Misfortune.. pic.twitter.com/ydOvzke8ho

— 𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕾𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 (@SarcasticSkull1) September 11, 2024

Lawn and Order #HorribleIdeasForATVShow pic.twitter.com/Tu8YVLpZgw

— Dan (@Danimal941) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow watching paint dry pic.twitter.com/xHUY92Q1Sa

— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) September 11, 2024

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow
Socks wearing hats!..Where Socks um wear hats… pic.twitter.com/4luDZ1BYR5

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 11, 2024

A Talkshow Hosted By Jason Voorhees

#HorribleIdeasForATVShow
@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/iBOin6GaMD

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 11, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould probably say… pic.twitter.com/XxkFfSBjEt

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould Still be Fabulous pic.twitter.com/NtWU3EeBmD

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould be such a prude! pic.twitter.com/wrvWMQF1tQ

— WhatSaidTheScribes (@WScribes) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould not break off a piece pic.twitter.com/ALICj1pA5z

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould rock nerdy purple lunettes… pic.twitter.com/lG18z7ZMWi

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould do this pic.twitter.com/1vuhht8HVv

— Movieman Steve (@Movieman_1970) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould Drink the last beer, then wait for me to buy more. pic.twitter.com/2o4qK650ji

— Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ (@DanielAshley13) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould drink all of my beer and not share with me pic.twitter.com/WDZk0afZlA

— Jim (@JimmygIV) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould

lick all the cookies so I can't have any. pic.twitter.com/MzaO2SdDvu

— 🎼KT;🎶(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。🎶 (@newspoliticchik) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould be terrible at Wordle… wait pic.twitter.com/igNICNOCNp

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould keep me up all night telling stories about his years in Portugal. pic.twitter.com/UWCOOeKAGx

— Bean Curling (@BeanCurling) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould be able to use contractions. pic.twitter.com/BH7YwxMnmr

— J. K. Vinny (@ltclavinny) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould live in the evil mirror universe and torture his enemies and blow up planets. And he would look fanTAStic in a beard…dammit! pic.twitter.com/qOTzbSxCzK

— Carl Lamy (@carllamy) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould be here but I killed her. Now I'm the evil one pic.twitter.com/zb8dPDpWab

— DebIsGone (@DebIsGone) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould piss me off. pic.twitter.com/Tna449p6Up

— 🎶 Victor Overall 🎶 (@JamChrisJoy) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould give me a bad reputation pic.twitter.com/HL2IxBRwiL

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould move the furniture 1/2 inch. He isn't that evil.

— LVGambler123 (@LVGambler123) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould not wear Fedoras!… pic.twitter.com/PuSPqsJtBw

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) September 4, 2024

#MyEvilTwinWould Just Drive Me Crazy!

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/PgYok2POEd

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) September 4, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes a good nights sleep would definitely be one of them pic.twitter.com/J9U3b9u0mh

— ✦—( ✦ jane ✦ )—✦ (@just_some_lady) August 28, 2024

One will be it raining donuts
Two will be time traveling thru past or the future
Three is teleporting ❤️ #IfIHadThreeWishes pic.twitter.com/JngQnwduns

— Justinnnnnn☕️🤗 (@fivefortweeting) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes I'd need Thanos' glove for one of them to come true. pic.twitter.com/AVBKgzPQvc

— Great Scott! 🦁 (@TheScottfather) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes I’d probably keep rubbing the lamp to get 3 more pic.twitter.com/eIJjadnF47

— Rene Salazar (@iSAL9000) August 28, 2024

1. Win the lottery
2. Buy a new fort
3. Hire the human some help because they’re going to need it after I invite 300 new feline friends over to stay—permanently #IfIHadThreeWishes pic.twitter.com/5K3GePqgaF

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes
I’d better be specific.
Last time I wished for a million bucks, a stampede almost killed me.

— The Grim Rieper 🌎 (@RiepTide1999) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes beer, nachos and pizza pic.twitter.com/kPLLSq9BOv

— Jim (@JimmygIV) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes

I only need 1… pic.twitter.com/MXfjo0qtvk

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes I'd wish for a Jeannie, then I'm good pic.twitter.com/Ia6K8LCZqz

— JimmyN (@JZMNOB) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes I’d round it off by wishing for everyone’s 2nd wish after me pic.twitter.com/QUFH2dai8S

— El Capitan Americano (@badLwithbadLcat) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes one would include a cottage with views like these. pic.twitter.com/9u0QRuIjoF

— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes That's easy pic.twitter.com/RiSheDEKdL

— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes
1. That a new Genie be sent to me after my 3rd wish
2. All Hashtag game players be given 2 vacations a year.
3. That the length of those vacations be 6 months each pic.twitter.com/OMxqF4dSQq

— John Miller (@JohnMiller99411) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes, the second one might be for the genie to have better hearing. pic.twitter.com/Eoc4Lk9TlO

— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes — I'd probably procrastinate in my decisions. I don't think well under extreme pressure. pic.twitter.com/MiKaTDMv2B

— OuttaTime Robin (@NeverThatRobin) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes
A maid for the dishes
A tight dress that squishes
And tropical fishes.

— Bakers old Treehouse (@bringbakerback) August 28, 2024

I'd wish for….

1) Chocolate
2) More chocolate
3) Neverending wishes#IfIHadThreeWishes pic.twitter.com/Cnt7Nlnh1k

— 🕷️♠️°ǝᴉʇɐʞ°♠️🕷️ (@_Katiebyy69_2) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes,
I'd wish for 3 more,
3 more, and 3 more.

Then, I'd wish for 3 more, 3 more, 3 more, and 3 more, etc.

Until I have enough to say, just grant all wishes.

— Barkeromo…!!! (@Barkeromo) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes
Hats, Hats, and Hats!… pic.twitter.com/cmPfQtIboT

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) August 28, 2024

#IfIHadThreeWishes You KNOW I’d Bend The Rules

@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/2PXczBpa3o

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) August 28, 2024